Republican crybaby Kari Lake, who lost the Arizona governors contest to Democrat rival Katie Hobbs and ran blubbing to the courts, has angrily denounced Saturday’s decision of Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Peter Thompson dismissing her claim t…
Phoenix - Months after Republican-hired Cyber Ninjas claimed to have identified almost 300 possible dead voters in the 2020 General Election, an investigation by the Arizona Attorney General, Republican Mark Brnovich, has determined that only one of…
Phoenix - After several extremist election denying politicians were nominated by the Republican Party to represent them in November general elections, jubilant right wing conspiracy theorists in the Arizona legislature put forth a proposal to change…
DEVIL'S ASS, Arizona - (Satire News) - The temps in and around the Grand Canyon area have been hitting between 108 and 113 on a daily basis. Reports from Arizona rangers are that the canyon's fire ant population has literally gone up in flames.
PHOENIX - (Satire News) - The News Blues News Agency has just broken the story that a group of investors from Shanghai, China, are interested in purchasing the Grand Canyon. The Group, which calls itself, Fortune Cookie, Inc., has made Gov. Doug D…
TUCSON, Arizona – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just broken the story that a man who admits to being an ex-member of the Al-Qaeda terrorist group has thrown his Balaclava (headgear) into the Tucson mayorial race. Fasheed Yosheen Shaker, 41, an unem…
RATTLESNAKE PEE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just broken the story that US Border Patrol agents have just discovered the longest tunnel ever constructed between the United States and Mexico. American tunnel expert Jose Juan Cabeza…
BILLINGSGATE POST: After nearly a year of counting and recounting ballots in the disputed election which handed Joe Biden his victory in Arizona, it was found that over 120,000 ballots were cast by feral hogs who took advantage of Arizona’s loose vot…
PHOENIX, Arizona – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper has just reported that the mighty Colorado River has turned into a little trickling creek. They place the blame solely on Global Warming, which former president Don the Con swore…
PHOENIX – (Satire News) - Boom Boom News has just informed the public, that NASA has revealed that a humongous meteor the size of Puerto Rico is scheduled to hit Arizona at 3:15 am on the morning of September 13, 2021. Renee Rittafax, a spokeswoma…
TOMBSTONE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has broken the story that Britney Spears is allegedly on suicide watch. And she noted that the statement came from none other than Donald John Trump himself. Trump was…
PHOENIX – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that after nearly 6 weeks of vote recounting in Arizona’s Maricopa County, the results show that out of the 2,193,702 votes cast in the county, there was not one single discrepancy found; NOT ONE!…
PHOENIX – (Satire News) – The Arizona senate has just voted 93-7 to ban three words that are commonly associated with the Black Lives Matter movement. The words “Woke,” “Bro,” and “Yo,” will no longer be allowed to be spoken anywhere in the state…
PRICKLY PEAR, Arizona – (Satire News) – The Arizona Department of Range Rangers is reporting that they have apprehended a group of cactus rustlers, who they had pegged The Thorny Trio. Captain Omar D. Sindaboodle, with the ADRR said that they were…
There appears to be a BIG LIE in the USA, perpetuated by loser Donald Trump and his hoodwinked friends in the Republican Party. The twice impeached president and un-indicted co-conspirator Donald Trump claim he won the 2020 election! Imagine! An…
The Arizona GOP has hired Cyber Ninjas to recount ballots from the 2020 election. “The Cyber Ninjas company — headed by a conspiracy theorist and disciple of the “Stop the Steal” lie that the presidential election was rigged — has no election or…
PHOENIX, Arizona – (Satire News) – The 30 contestants who were to have participated in the 2021 Arizona Beauty Pageant have just found out that the pageant has been cancelled. Pageant coordinator, Yarvonna Pumpkinstone, 51, told the news media tha…
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