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Funny story: Arizona Is Considering Selling The Grand Canyon To China

Arizona Is Considering Selling The Grand Canyon To China

PHOENIX - (Satire News) - The News Blues News Agency has just broken the story that a group of investors from Shanghai, China, are interested in purchasing the Grand Canyon. The Group, which calls itself, Fortune Cookie, Inc., has made Gov. Doug D…

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Funny story: A Former Al-Qaeda Terrorist Is Running For Mayor of Tucson, Arizona

A Former Al-Qaeda Terrorist Is Running For Mayor of Tucson, Arizona

TUCSON, Arizona – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just broken the story that a man who admits to being an ex-member of the Al-Qaeda terrorist group has thrown his Balaclava (headgear) into the Tucson mayorial race. Fasheed Yosheen Shaker, 41, an unem…

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Funny story: Arizona Border Patrol Agents Discover The Longest Drug Cartel Tunnel In The History of Tunnels

Arizona Border Patrol Agents Discover The Longest Drug Cartel Tunnel In The History of Tunnels

RATTLESNAKE PEE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just broken the story that US Border Patrol agents have just discovered the longest tunnel ever constructed between the United States and Mexico. American tunnel expert Jose Juan Cabeza…

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Funny story: Feral Hogs Blamed For Maricopa County Election Discrepancies

Feral Hogs Blamed For Maricopa County Election Discrepancies

BILLINGSGATE POST: After nearly a year of counting and recounting ballots in the disputed election which handed Joe Biden his victory in Arizona, it was found that over 120,000 ballots were cast by feral hogs who took advantage of Arizona’s loose vot…

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Funny story: After 87,000 Years The Once Mighty Colorado River Is Drying Up

After 87,000 Years The Once Mighty Colorado River Is Drying Up

PHOENIX, Arizona – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper has just reported that the mighty Colorado River has turned into a little trickling creek. They place the blame solely on Global Warming, which former president Don the Con swore…

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Funny story: A Meteor The Size of Puerto Rico is Headed For Arizona

A Meteor The Size of Puerto Rico is Headed For Arizona

PHOENIX – (Satire News) - Boom Boom News has just informed the public, that NASA has revealed that a humongous meteor the size of Puerto Rico is scheduled to hit Arizona at 3:15 am on the morning of September 13, 2021. Renee Rittafax, a spokeswoma…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Heard That Britney Spears Is On Suicide Watch

Donald Trump Says He Heard That Britney Spears Is On Suicide Watch

TOMBSTONE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has broken the story that Britney Spears is allegedly on suicide watch. And she noted that the statement came from none other than Donald John Trump himself. Trump was…

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Funny story: The Arizona Vote Recount is Finally Finished – And Trump Is Reportedly Madder Than An Egg-Laying Hen With No Ovaries

The Arizona Vote Recount is Finally Finished – And Trump Is Reportedly Madder Than An Egg-Laying Hen With No Ovaries

PHOENIX – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that after nearly 6 weeks of vote recounting in Arizona’s Maricopa County, the results show that out of the 2,193,702 votes cast in the county, there was not one single discrepancy found; NOT ONE!…

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Funny story: Arizona Has Just Banned The Words “Woke,” “Bro,” and “Yo”

Arizona Has Just Banned The Words “Woke,” “Bro,” and “Yo”

PHOENIX – (Satire News) – The Arizona senate has just voted 93-7 to ban three words that are commonly associated with the Black Lives Matter movement. The words “Woke,” “Bro,” and “Yo,” will no longer be allowed to be spoken anywhere in the state…

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Funny story: Cactus Rustlers in Arizona Caught With 900 Adult Cacti

Cactus Rustlers in Arizona Caught With 900 Adult Cacti

PRICKLY PEAR, Arizona – (Satire News) – The Arizona Department of Range Rangers is reporting that they have apprehended a group of cactus rustlers, who they had pegged The Thorny Trio. Captain Omar D. Sindaboodle, with the ADRR said that they were…

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Funny story: What BIG LIE? - Is Donald Trump "The Truth"?

What BIG LIE? - Is Donald Trump "The Truth"?

There appears to be a BIG LIE in the USA, perpetuated by loser Donald Trump and his hoodwinked friends in the Republican Party. The twice impeached president and un-indicted co-conspirator Donald Trump claim he won the 2020 election! Imagine! An…

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Funny story: Arizona Republicans are on the case!

Arizona Republicans are on the case!

The Arizona GOP has hired Cyber Ninjas to recount ballots from the 2020 election. “The Cyber Ninjas company — headed by a conspiracy theorist and disciple of the “Stop the Steal” lie that the presidential election was rigged — has no election or…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He's Going To Cancel The Miss Arizona Beauty Pageant Because The State Flipped To Blue

President Trump Says He's Going To Cancel The Miss Arizona Beauty Pageant Because The State Flipped To Blue

PHOENIX, Arizona – (Satire News) – The 30 contestants who were to have participated in the 2021 Arizona Beauty Pageant have just found out that the pageant has been cancelled. Pageant coordinator, Yarvonna Pumpkinstone, 51, told the news media tha…

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Funny story: Meghan McCain Says She Will Not Vote for Trump as It Would be Like the Bull Complimenting the Matador

Meghan McCain Says She Will Not Vote for Trump as It Would be Like the Bull Complimenting the Matador

PHOENIX – (Satire News) - Meghan McCain hails from a long line of Republicans. Her father, Senator John McCain, fought in Vietnam, Laos, Thailand, Cambodia, and Greenland to help keep foreigners free. Meghan said that, growing up, she was not allo…

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Funny story: Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio Puts The Blame For His Election Loss Totally on Donald Trump

Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio Puts The Blame For His Election Loss Totally on Donald Trump

PHOENIX – (Satire News) - The ex-sheriff of Maricopa county, Joe Arpaio, has been soundly defeated in his second attempt to win back his sheriff’s badge. Arpaio was noted for making his prisoners dress in pink, including socks, shirts, underwear,…

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Funny story: Jesus Detained by ICE for Conspiracy to Feed and Shelter Migrants

Jesus Detained by ICE for Conspiracy to Feed and Shelter Migrants

BuzzFeed—Jesus Christ, the Son of God, was detained by ICE today at the US-Mexico border for allegedly helping a migrant and her infant when He was caught by border patrol agents offering them water and sustenance. Jesus, said a spokesman for ICE, w...

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Funny story: EPA Okays Water, Town Protests

EPA Okays Water, Town Protests

The Environmental Protection Agency recently tested the quality of drinking water for the town of Sedona, Arizona. The water passed all tests with flying colors. Unfortunately this did not bode well for the town of 10,000 residents who immediately...

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