One of Ferret News' Hot Foxy lady reporters interviews Trump - as Congress gets ready to release his Tax returns.
Trump spoke while standing near the lady and looking down her blouse.
Yes - it's basically true - I a Billionaire didn't pay any taxes the last 10 years.
Until recently I got to deduct the Kids - that was a big chunk of it.
I supported half of Slovenia (the wives' relatives). That was a good deduction.
I had about 10 mistresses during those years - and got to take them as Dependents - that really helped.
Then I lost about 2 billion bucks on businesses that failed - the Casinos and my Fake College for Poor students that gave fake degrees.
People say how can you lose money on a gambling Casino - you must be a real Dummy? I said to them - not necessarily.
And Stormy Daniels cost me a Bundle - had to Shut her up - so I could be elected President.
Just the average expenses of a regular Joe Billionaire.
Thank heavens Congress rigged the Tax code for us Guys.
Imagine paying regular taxes like a cop or schoolteacher?
It would Bankrupt me.
