Clarence Thomas now identifies as a white Republican female lesbian who weighs a slim 101 pounds soaking wet. The ink has yet to dry on the law she wrote banning her from being her. A close friend of the Supreme Court Justice who is doing all he c…
Boom Boom News China has just voted that Thailand's ladyboy population is by far the prettiest, the sexiest, and the most submissive of any transgender group in Asia. Thailand has always led the world's countries in providing the "Sissyboi's" with…
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - (Sports Satire) - A transgender center who plays for Land of Cotton University may be prohibited from participating in the March Madness NCAA Basketball Tournament. LCU's Violina Chillwood, who was born Vincent Chillwood, app…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - An attractive Hooters girl, who was born a boy, has informed Bedroom Pillow Talk, that Marjorie Taylor Greene has become obsessed and infatuated with her since seeing her on the "Tonight Show." Cordelia Figgatini, 2…
As any salesman will tell you, it’s lonely on the road. Especially when you have to travel all over the world selling whatever product you got. Well, the Thai government knows how tough it is for a western salesman to be so far from home. Here…
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Sports Satire) - A throughbred racehorse that is not owned by the world's greatest trainer Bob Baffert, has just won the 99th running of the Cheyenne Invitational Classic Derby. The horse which is owned by Wyoming buffalo ranc…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvre's reporter Tahiti Zeppelin reports that the cutest transgender dog in the USA is named Fufi Fondue. Fufi who belongs to female impersonator RuPaul, beat out a group of 69 canines to win the covet…
BANGKOK, Thailand - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency (Asia) has revealed an amazingly amazing fact. A recent poll taken in over 250 Thai cities showed that Thailand has more transgenders (males who are called Ladyboys) than any other…
WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina - (Satire News) - A woman who has been called the sexiest transgender in America, told Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb that the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. has fallen in love with her. Donald Jo…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene says that if these incessantly vulgar rumors about her and her tits, and her ass, and her vagina, do not stop then she will hire an attorney and sue the pants off of every male and female who i…
RALEIGH, North Carolina - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz says that the republican voters of North Carolina have spoken and loud and clear, as they have sent the crossdressing representative Madison "Maddie" Cawthorn packing his delicates back to his pink t…
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Stand-up comedians like Louis C.K., Hannibal Buress, Zach Galifianakis, Zydeco Dupree, and even female comedian Tiffany Haddish, are not taking any chances with crazed, violent, fucked-up-in-the-head assholes like Will Smi…
PASCAGOULA, Mississippi - (Satire News) - The Mississippi Beauty Pageant has made, as they say in Brooklyn, history. This year's beauty pageant featured 47 females and one transgender female, who as many in the audience said made the so called "Re…
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – (Satire News) – Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres has just named the former Bruce Jenner, now Caitlyn Jenner, the Ugliest, Most Masculine Transexual in California. Jenner says that now that she no longer has a pee-pee she has…
After being blinded and emasculated by an attack Thursday night, Jaden Johnson was admitted to Area Hospital. The last thing he remembers before the attack was referring to a transsexual woman as a man. Hours later, two or more unknown assailants...
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