Tilly the Traveler - America Now has a Topless Beach - Women can Air their Boobs

Funny story written by UncleDale

Thursday, 8 December 2022

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She's totally naked...underneath her clothes.

America has always been slightly insane about Nudity. A woman sunbathing Topless is arrested within minutes. If you have a burglary it takes the Police days to come by.

The resort Island of Nantucket near Boston recently enacted a Beach Gender Equality Law. Women and Men are Equally not be forced to wear clothing over their nipples. Boobs Galore expected next summer.

It has been Old Hat in Italy that Mothers have been airing their breasts at beaches for years. (And no young boy has ever fell down in a Fit at seeing a naked breast.)

Rigid puritanical America is finally catching up. They might not teach Sex Education in most American schools - but at least on this Massachusetts island Bare breasts are now legal.

(When they were illegal - it was a $300 fine and a possible three years in jail for showing your Boobs.) Poor sick America.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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