NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In a bizarre turn of events, Ghislaine Maxwell, the girlfriend of notorious criminal Jeffrey Epstein, has demanded that the charges against her be immediately dropped...and dropped like a hot potato. Speaking exclus…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Well like they say in Iran, "Once a liar always a damn liar." And those words certainly pertain to the former "Golfer-In-Chief," Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. For years and years "Toxic Trump" has insisted that he…
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - Recently iNews reporter Kitty Segovia did a piece on the Mar-a-Lago Liar, where he said that he does not know Ghislaine Maxwell, the heiress to the Sexualized Sex Toy Corporation. Trumpo swore that he has neve…
Ghislaine Maxwell’s lawyer has said that she’s not feeling suicidal, even though prison officials have put her on suicide watch. She’s scared. She knows (as we all do) what happens when you’re dirt and you have dirt on many powerful people who are…
Elon ... buddy, talk to me, babe ... Enquiring minds want to know ... did you ever bang Ghislaine Maxwell? I’ll be the first to say: she’s kinda hot. You know, if you have a mother fixation – all MILF all the time, maybe even some hot GILF act…
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The woman who is known as “The Duchess of Sexualized Sexual Perversion” says that she is ready to sing like a fucking canary. Ghislaine Maxwell (Sing Sing Prison Convict #41693) told Alpha Beta News Agency writ…
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The Unofficial Duchess of Sexual Perversion, Ghislaine Maxwell, says she has sort of gotten used to living behind the iron bars. Maxwell, said that since she is much, much prettier and sexier than 99.3% of all…
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – Ghislaine Maxwell or Ghisy, as her fellow female inmates refer to prisoner #690369071, informed the Sing Sing Prison warden that she is ready to sing like a friggin' canary (and implicating Trump) if it means that…
NEW YORK- Opening statements were made in the trial of Ghislaine Maxwell today, and while cameras are not allowed in the courtroom, there is a sketch artist who has decided to make the accused super hot for unknown reasons. While Maxwell sits accu…
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The biggest female sexual predator of our time, Ghislaine Maxwell, was recently interviewed by a reporter with The Channel 69 Eye Gazer News, in her cell at Sing Sing Federal Prison for Women. Maxwell told Cha…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has stated that the infamous Ghislaine Maxwell, who allegedly procured girls for Jeffrey Epstein, has commented on the contents of her little black bombshell of a book. Ghislaine reportedly gave…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) - Fox News is reporting that sexual predator Ghislaine Maxwell informed them that a prison guard tried to poison her. Maxwell said that the guard brought her dinner which consisted of a baloney sandwich, some Cheetos, and…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) - A woman who many consider to be one of the most evil sexual predators in the history of sex, has stated that she needs to be released from prison as soon as possible. Ghislaine Maxwell told TMZ that if she is not release…
Mr. Law and Order, the guy with no laws or order and ignored Coronavirus, has the Mayor of Portland, Oregon tear-gassed. Trump wasn’t kidding when he recommended drinking Clorox or Lysol to kill the virus. He has a 'So what?' attitude, and the Mayor…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking revelation from a man who is no stranger to saying and doing shocking things, now comes a new one. The President of the United States has just admitted to his BFF, Sean Hannity, that he was molested by the female p…
BROOKLYN – A judge has denied alleged pervert Ghislaine Maxwell bail, saying she will quickly flee the country and head for one of her many foreign mansions, including the Blimey Estate Mansion, located just outside of Liverpool. The iNews Agency…
BILLINGSGATE POST: As a precaution, the Department of Justice issued a warning to the hooples watching over Epstein’s mole, Ghislaine Maxwell: No one wearing a pink pantsuit is to be allowed near Maxwell’s cell at Metropolitan Detention Center in Br…
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