Too Dumb to Drool or Rule

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 8 October 2022

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Stop the Stupid - Send Her to School!

Okay, someone has to step in. It’s time for politicians to go to school.

Political science is a science. This may eliminate many Christian politicians who cannot leave their religion at home and instead bring it into the halls of power.

You MUST get a degree in poly-sci BEFORE you even think of getting into the political arena.

This will hopefully limit the kind of stupid we see in USA politicians and those in other countries. This may prevent business men like Trump from attempting to get more and more power by being president and trying to turn America into their own fiefdom.

Lauren Boebert is too fucking stupid to be … well, anything. Maybe a perpetual joke on late night TV, but that’s not a career, Lauren, that’s a punch line. Have all the law-makers over the years never once considered passing a law preventing morons from trying to “lead” anything? Why not start making good laws instead of laws that punish truth-tellers (Assange, Snowden) but which help rich people get richer?

I’ve known stupid people, but none of them ever threaten to destroy my life by turning my country into a hellhole.

Please, donate now to the Hotline: 1-800-Boebert-Is-Dumber-Than-Horsehit.

Together, we can get these idiots out of politics and send them into industries where they belong: testing newly-constructed viruses for the next pandemic. AKA: guinea pigs.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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