Abbot’s Vanishing Act

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 1 October 2022

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He's Hiding Under the Second Amendment!

Since Greg Abbott is allergic to people, so much so that he won’t invite them to a debate between himself and Beto O’Rourke, not even the parents of the murdered children of Uvalde, Greg will now be ruling in complete secrecy.

After the debate, he vanished, almost magically. Friends and family, his associates, even his private secretary can’t find him. Has he crossed the border into Mexico – in a wonderful karmic act of irony? Is he hiding in a closet somewhere (a closet? Is he gay? Enquiring minds wanna know!), or is he in disguise? After all, this is October, and Halloween is only 30 days away.

Wherever the coward known as Greg Abbot is hiding, he likely won’t come out of his hole to see if his 8 year reign of Texas terror is soon over, and Beto is sitting at his desk with his feet up, smoking a fat cigar, overturning Roe, and giving Texan women back their bodies.

Greg doesn’t like anyone to have a body, maybe that’s why his is missing (his mind too.)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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