Beto O'Rourke Who Is Running For Governor of Texas Challenges Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott To a Wheelchair Race

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 6 August 2022

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"Beto will barbecue Abbott's racist ass before 'Wheelchair Willie' even smells the smoke," -JEFF BEZOS

EL PASO, Texas - (Satire News) - According to 89% of all registered Texas voters, Democrat, Republican, Independents, and atheists, the next governor of the great state of Texas will be Beto O'Rourke,a man who, unlike Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott is kind, caring, compassionate, and anti-racist.

O'Rourke has issued a challenge to the Naziesque Gov. Greg Abbott to a wheelchair race, with the loser leaving the state of Texas immediately, never to return.

Beto, as he likes to be called, has already received the support of The Texas State Teachers Association, The Lone Star State Law Enforcement Union, The Texas Cattle Ranchers Commission, The State College Students For Common Decency, The Houston Astros, The San Antonio Spurs, The Dallas Cowboys, The Houston Texans, and The Whataburger Restaurant Fast Food Franchise.

Many political pundits say that the well-liked O'Rourke will kick the not-at-all-liked Abbott's flat, pimply ass all the way from Amarillo down to Brownsville in the time it takes a frog to scratch his nuts.

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