There Will Be Celebrations Like New Year's Eve Or July 4th When Trump Indicted

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 16 September 2022

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Trump indicted!

Donald Trump, the disgraced, twice impeached, former White House resident, pussy grabber, bone spur draft-dodger, Moscow Ritz-Carlton pee participant, tax dogger, former head of disgraced Trump University, etc., has promised terrible kinds of things to happen by his people and followers if he were to be indicted.

He doesn't precisely specify for which crime he could or should or might be indicted, but there is a growing list that continues to grow, just like untended zucchini plants.

Tax stuff? Old stuff. Insurrection? New stuff. Georgia voter-count manipulation? Kind of new. Black-mailing Ukraine to find dirt on Biden or no defense weapons? Wrong, but worse things around. Stealing classified information and shipping to Mar-a-Lago to monetize it? Pretty treacherous. Using the Department of Justice to get even with his enemies? Yep.

Fixing the Miss Universe contests? Old stuff and not that important.

But described as throwing plates of food against the walls of the White House during one of Donald Trump's tantrums? Geez, Louise! He must be indicted for that!

His people would be too embarrassed to start any kind of protest or civil war about Trump throwing plates of food against White House walls. Such bad manners.

Pounding a fist on the dinner table might be okay, but throwing plates of food against the walls of the White House?

His people would approve and say, "He has it coming. He has it coming…."

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