Trump Is So Damn Nervous About Going To Prison, He Is Only Sleeping 15 Minutes a Night

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 14 August 2022

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"The walls are closing in on the "Pussy Grabber." -STORMY DANIELS

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Trump's son Eric "Goofy" Trump told Fox News reporter Greg "The Rodent" Gutfeld that his daddy is so nervous, so afraid, and so scared of going to Prison that he is only sleeping 15 minutes a night.

"Goofy" told "The Rodent" that pops (aka Trump) told him that he has nightmares about waking up in a prison cell in Sing Sing (Prison) with three or four bruthas around him and they are drawing straws to see who gets to be his/her "Husband."

Eric told his daddy "But daddykins you would make a horrible-looking woman, why would they molest you?"

The Trumpturd replied that the inmates wouldn't care if he looked as ugly as Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter they would still be all over him like ketchup on a fucking French fry.

SIDENOTE: The racist predator is reportedly so damn worried-as-hell that he has now ballooned up to 347½ pounds.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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