ANAHEIM, California - (Satire News) - Dozens and dozens of cities in California are setting summertime temperature records.
Oakland reports that the San Francisco Bay is actually boiling. San Diego reports that horned toads are spitting on each other in an effort to keep cool.
And over in Disneyland, one of the employees has just informed his boss, that the statue of Mickey Mouse has completely melted.
Meteorologists are saying that it is even going to get hotter, and within the next few days, L.A. could hit a high of 122, which would eclipse the all-time California high of 121, which was set in the San Fernando Valley.
Reports are that even park ducks are feeling it, as park rangers have reported seeing some ducks with singed feathers.
In A Related Story: The state of Arizona is also seeing record highs of 107 to 110. The city of Tucson has actually hired an Apache Chiricahua rain dancer, at $200 a dance, to make it rain.
