Ted’s Openly Gay for Being Anti-Gay

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 17 July 2022

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Bigots No Longer Have to Stay in the Closet in 21st Century America

Ted Cruz thinks that when the Supreme Court voted to legalize same-sex marriage, they did bad!

Is this ‘cuz the current Nazi SOTUS overturned Roe V Wade?

Or is it because radical Republicans have become emboldened by the presidency of Trump that they’re letting all their prejudices hang out?

If you’re a racist, why not attend a Neo-Nazi meeting as a guest speaker? Marjorie Taylor Greene did.

Why not do a Nazi salute on television in front of a meeting of other American Nazis, like Laura Ingram did.

And now Teddy baby is coming out of the closet. He does not like gay people, and he’s not even attempting to hide it.

Who’s next and what bigotry will they release? Who’s gonna say the N-word and mean it and not apologize for it on live television? Who’s got the balls, ladies?

Greg Abbot and Ron DeSantis and, of course, Lauren ‘the Ditz’ Barbie-Fart are all likely candidates.

This is just another tiny piece of evidence that the Republicans are gearing up for the Big Kahuna. When he comes back, they’ll all ask for pardons and cushy jobs, and start manufacturing The Law as they see fit.

African-Americans, I’ve said this before … get the fuck out of that country BEFORE white soldiers are marching down main street with a red-headed dictator standing tall in the back of a black Mercedes-Benz 770 (this was Hitler’s car).

Canada gave sanctuary to Vietnam draft dodgers … just saying …

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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