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Funny story: LGBTQAI+ leaders will consider switching letters around

LGBTQAI+ leaders will consider switching letters around

Gay Leaders in Frisco, as they like to call it, have released a press announcement that was both applauded and disliked within the gay community. The Leaders said in a brief statement, that they will consider switching the letters around in the LG…

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Funny story: In the jungle, the mighty jungle

In the jungle, the mighty jungle

In the ancient days of the Dark Lord, sometime around the Year of the Gunslinger, 1896, the American Supreme Court made a little ditty that was straight outa “Animal Farm” by George Orwell. In that book, there’s a message written on the side of the b…

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Funny story: Rainbow frightens and confuses Ugandan President

Rainbow frightens and confuses Ugandan President

A miracle was seen in the sky over Kampala, Uganda... a rainbow! Immediately, government forces took aim with their outdated rifles and shot volleys into the seven colors hanging beneath a cloud—for no good reason! President Yoweri Kaguta Musev…

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Funny story: The LGBTQ community is happy with Disney

The LGBTQ community is happy with Disney

Disney is all set to introduce their first on-screen gay character in their forthcoming film " Micky's New World". The Mickey character will be voiced by Ruth Pual. The animated film revolves around the Mouse family, which is described as a “legen…

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Funny story: Burger King Announces That Their San Francisco Restaurants Will Be Known As Burger Queen

Burger King Announces That Their San Francisco Restaurants Will Be Known As Burger Queen

NEW YORK CITY - (Business Satire) - The Burger King Corporation has decided to get with the LGBTQ community and address some of their requests. Press Extra writer Voodoo Dupree writes that a group known as The Northern California LGBTQ Guild For F…

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Funny story: Religion vs. Rainbow

Religion vs. Rainbow

Every religion became a religion because lots of people killed lots of other people. Every “holy” book is coated in blood. Every. Single. One. This is why religious books (can’t call them holy with a straight face) burn so well. If a God exist…

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Funny story: Another Brick in the Bigotry

Another Brick in the Bigotry

Pink Floyd – those sick twisted leftist bastards – have changed their logo! The horror .. the horror! The rainbow coming out of the prism on the cover of “The Dark Side of the Moon” is fine because that’s just physics, and homage, if you will, to…

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Funny story: Reversion Therapy Yields Nashville Man Gender Pronouns and Clarity

Reversion Therapy Yields Nashville Man Gender Pronouns and Clarity

No stranger to self-reflection, 38-year-old Campbell Jessup of Nashville, Tennessee, reported being stumped when his 17-year-old niece, Candace (she/her), asked him what his "pronouns" were. “I think I fell asleep during that part of English class…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Has Just Been Named To The Board of Directors of The Rainbow Lives Matter

Meghan Markle Has Just Been Named To The Board of Directors of The Rainbow Lives Matter

SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The wife of Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, has just been named to sit on the Rainbow Lives Matter Board of Directors. Markle, who is 41, stated to Abby Yukon with Hearsay Today, that her and Harry have two neighbors w…

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Funny story: Satan Has Infiltrated PetSmart!

Satan Has Infiltrated PetSmart!

This just in: Satan, the Lord of Darkness and Ayatollah of Rock ‘N Rolla (No, that was the Lord Humongous!) has infiltrated the peace-loving PetSmart chain with its evil rainbow flags! Don’t they know the only rainbow comes from a God named either…

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Funny story: Ted’s Openly Gay for Being Anti-Gay

Ted’s Openly Gay for Being Anti-Gay

Ted Cruz thinks that when the Supreme Court voted to legalize same-sex marriage, they did bad! Is this ‘cuz the current Nazi SOTUS overturned Roe V Wade? Or is it because radical Republicans have become emboldened by the presidency of Trump tha…

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Funny story: Octagoons Win Lawsuit: NCAA To Allow Them To Compete With Men And Women

Octagoons Win Lawsuit: NCAA To Allow Them To Compete With Men And Women

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Beginning, there were but two widgets: A(Adam) and E(Eve). With their standardized plumbing functioning smoothly, this configuration was passed down through the evolutionary process for millenniums. Possibly too effective,…

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Funny story: The incredible whiteness of being

The incredible whiteness of being

In 2020 amongst all the COVID hysteria, the Black Lives Matter (BLM) movement was a big media trend as well as those that used to take the knee before sporting contests started, but wouldn't you have been more BLM devoted if you went on both knees?…

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Funny story: Thunderbirds Brains Moves Into New Home With Boyfriend

Thunderbirds Brains Moves Into New Home With Boyfriend

There was happy news in the world of children's entertainment this week, when Brains, the clever one from 'Thunderbirds', moved into his brand new multi-million-dollar home in the Los Angeles hills, along with his boyfriend. Brains, now 71, but lo…

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Funny story: Easy Listening Music Enthusiasts In Call For Equality

Easy Listening Music Enthusiasts In Call For Equality

We're constantly told that we should not judge people or discriminate against them because of their color, sex, gender orientation, religion, or political stance, and now comes the latest warning - to stop judging people because of the music they lis…

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Funny story: LGBTQ Community goes Animal

LGBTQ Community goes Animal

The glamour of Christopher Street parades around the world is a beacon of light in the face of discrimination and exclusion within society. And friends of the LGBTQ community are now welcoming a host of new members...so to say. Having recently add…

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Funny story: Make America’s Gays American (MAGA)

Make America’s Gays American (MAGA)

An early morning tweet from POTUS has America rising with pride. “Our gays are better than gays of any other country. And now we will make them even greater.” When asked for comment, the LGBTQ community did not give a straight answer. The Whit…

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