Ghislaine Maxwell Isn’t Suicidal, Just Terrified

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Monday, 27 June 2022

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Don't Close Your Eyes ... Donald's Hitman Is Coming ... ch ch ch ah ah ah

Ghislaine Maxwell’s lawyer has said that she’s not feeling suicidal, even though prison officials have put her on suicide watch.

She’s scared. She knows (as we all do) what happens when you’re dirt and you have dirt on many powerful people who are also dirt.

Big names that cannot be named! Money used to buy things that money should never be allowed buy, like people. Political and corporate careers are at stake. If a black book gets opened and aired to the public, some Big People may fall hard. Are corporate executives and celebrities beyond using the methods of the mafia?

Who doesn’t like a good whack?

So she doesn’t sleep, waiting for someone to knock on her cage and ‘suicide’ her. She twitches at every little sound, eyes snapping open, listening for slow heavy footsteps on a smooth concrete floor.

As Jason Voorhees walks, his whisper sound effect echoes:
CH CH CH, AH AH AH…

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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