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Trump’s face on a hot cross bun cured my dandruff: Woman’s shock claim

Funny story: Trump’s face on a hot cross bun cured my dandruff: Woman’s shock claim

A 47-year-old woman has made the astonishing claim that her chronic dandruff, which has plagued her since early childhood, has now completely cleared up, due, to what she believes to be, the miraculous healing powers of a likeness of US President, Do...

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Russians remember Ronald Reagan

Funny story: Russians remember Ronald Reagan

In the Arctic Circle, the Russians are celebrating Ronald Reagan's legacy as actor and comedian with a new military base, a development that's in part possible because of Regan's contributions to perestroika, a precursor to capitalism. The new Ar...

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University Professor Uncovers Vast Human Cloning Program

Funny story: University Professor Uncovers Vast Human Cloning Program

Worcester, MA - A local University economics professor has reported seeing Karl Marx lingering in his classroom, masquerading as a janitor. After questioning, the Marx lookalike admitted to being part of a vast secret program where historical figure...

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Ghost of Ronald Reagan Appears at Republican Debates

Funny story: Ghost of Ronald Reagan Appears at Republican Debates

Detroit, MI Spectators were startled to see the ghost of Ronald Reagan suddenly appear at the most recent Republican debate in Detroit. When interviewed by journalists, Reagan's Ghost said, "I really had to come back to see if I could get all th...

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Ole Blue Eyes is Back. Sinatra Seen in Las Vegas.

Funny story: Ole Blue Eyes is Back. Sinatra Seen in Las Vegas.

A janitor at the famous Caesar's Palace Las Vegas claimed he not only saw Frank Sinatra the famous singer in a dressing room he was cleaning but had a long conversation with his ghost. A reporter from Follywood Fortnightly, LA's most prestigious variety magazine was invited to meet with the janitor. The janitor took the reporter to Frank's old dressing room and shouted; "Frank!" Out of an...

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CBS - The Weather Forecast

Funny story: CBS - The Weather Forecast

CBS: NEWS ANNOUNCER. And it sure does look like the New World Order boys are determined to make a backyard religious skirmish between oppressed Iraqis and Jews into a global conflict between East and West, Muslims Versus Christians. How 'bout that...

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Long lost paternity papers reveal Dallas actress Victoria Principal's meteoric rise to stardom

Funny story: Long lost paternity papers reveal Dallas actress Victoria Principal's meteoric rise to stardom

Los Angeles - Decades of suspected hush-hush Hollywood string-pulling have been exposed in a new book exploring Victoria Principal's awesome acting talents. Including studio machinations that secured her the plum role of Pammy. Biographer Arlen...

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Texas Governor Rick Perry is Ronald Reagan's son by Princess Margaret

Funny story: Texas Governor Rick Perry is Ronald Reagan's son by Princess Margaret

Austin, Texas - Royal probate documents sealed under the Brits' Official Secrets Act are being subpoenaed in a Texas lawsuit alleging abuse of power by Governor Perry. Supporters of Travis County District Attorney and convicted DUI dissembler Rose...

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D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever

Inglewood, CA (Washington Post) - the Drug Abuse Resistance Eduction program, D.A.R.E. or simply DARE as it is ubiquitously known, announced today that it expects 2014 to be its most successful year ever. DARE is an educational outreach program in...

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Billionaire defense of wealth road tour stunned by audience response and awards program

Funny story: Billionaire defense of wealth road tour stunned by audience response and awards program

Led by Thomas "Kristallnacht" Perkins, representatives of The Rich are using their pin-striped private jets to fly to large auditoriums around the USA and defend their wealth. Also attending are billionaire Samuel "the one percent work harder" Zel...

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Corporate C.E.O.s Organize for More Pay

Ever since President Ronald Reagan busted the air-traffic controllers' union, organized labor has been on the decline. Now, that trend has begun to change with the formation of the 'Fortune 500 Executive Leader's Union'. The fledgling union has a...

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Letters To The Editor About Margaret Thatcher

Funny story: Letters To The Editor About Margaret Thatcher

Sir, in view of the fact that Margaret Thatcher is to get a memorial inspired by the American memorial to Ronald Reagan, should she not be called the "Gridiron Lady"? Arthur Braincell BSc (failed) Lunt Sir, Her Highness Lady Baroness Thatcher was the ultimate role model for all civilised white women. She truly showed that with the application of hard work, brains, sado-masochism, vo...

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Thatcher to Receive State Funeral at Taxpayers Expense

Funny story: Thatcher to Receive State Funeral at Taxpayers Expense

In an outpouring of grief the world went into joy and mourning today when the news suddenly broke that Thatcher had finally snuffed it. Nicknamed the 'The Iron Lady' by her political counter parts and 'Coochy Woochy' by ex-US President Ronald Reagan,...

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Bill O'Reilly Reveals Inspiration Behind His Books

Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Reveals Inspiration Behind His Books

Fox News' chief of making speculation sound like actual facts, Bill O'Reilly, has revealed where he got the idea for his latest books 'Killing Lincoln' and 'Killing Kennedy'. O'Reilly, who co-wrote the books with the rarely mentioned Martin Dugard...

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Ronald Reagan Rises to Support Zombie Rights

Funny story: Ronald Reagan Rises to Support Zombie Rights

With the world on the verge of a zombie apocalypse, a sane voice has risen from the grave for the support of zombies throughout the world. Ronald Reagan (February 6, 1911-June 5, 2004) rose from his tomb and assumed the mantle of Commander-in-Death f...

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Sean "The Patriot" Hannity Tells It Like It Isn't

Funny story: Sean "The Patriot" Hannity Tells It Like It Isn't

Fox News' most demented commentator has made his most outrageous attempt yet to discredit President Obama by claiming that he is an alien sent from Mars to destroy the USA. Ranting on his daily Conservative propaganda juggernaut, Ronald Reagan wan...

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Death of Favorite Chimp in Rocket Failure Saddens North Korean Leadership

Funny story: Death of Favorite Chimp in Rocket Failure Saddens North Korean Leadership

Kim Jung Un has ordered all North Koreans to fast for the next 30 days and drink small quantities of arsnic in commemoration of his lost pet Kim Jung Kong. The pet and favorite of Kim Jung Un was lost in the missile explosion, attempting to be the fi...

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NATO hero thwarted Thatcher's attempt to nuke Buenos Aires

Funny story: NATO hero thwarted Thatcher's attempt to nuke Buenos Aires

London - A top NATO intelligence official forcibly prevented Mrs Thatcher from nuking the hell out of Buenos Aires during the Falklands conflict according to classified defence papers to be published next week. The documents describe the Downing S...

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