The Rise and Fall of the American Empire

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 25 June 2022

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Did Tricky Dick Begin the Fall?

The committee to investigate the January 6th Insurrection is still going on, and each day it does, more and more Republican politicians are looking bad. Several of them were asking Trump for pardons. Wow! How many criminals are there in the Republican party?

Then the Democrats passed new gun laws. This really pissed off the NRA and other people who love their guns more than life itself. (And that’s not called a mental illness?)

So finally the Republicans with their stacked Supreme Court killed abortion.

When one side loses too much, they need to make gains. Next up on the chopping block, as Clarence ‘Boom Boom’ Thomas has threatened, will be gay people. They will no longer be gay when the Supreme Court says so.

When that happens, what will be the Democrats next move? Finally getting around to locking up Trump? Hmm ... and then how will the Republicans respond? Witch burning, book burning, making slavery legal again?

The American Empire began dying when Trump got elected to office. We, the World, are seeing its death throes.

Poor America ... you tried to be a good country, kinda, but all the shit you caused in other countries around the world has come back to bite you in the ass. No more Vietnams, Cubas, Iraqs, Afghanistans, everywhere the CIA went.

It’s over, baby – frickin’ over, America! The president’s Marine One chopper will soon be lifting off the White House roof! It last lifted away Richard Nixon as he stood on its steps and gave his peace sign before never being seen or heard from again.

Unfortunately, politics, like nature, abhors a vacuum. With America no longer as the ruling Empire on Earth, who will fill its place?

Those who have already started. China and Russia will rule the world. Learn those languages quickly. Learn how to salute pictures of Lenin and Mao and other scum, and learn like the North Koreans how to weep on command because you love dictators so much.

Maybe all this really began with Nixon. Too bad Gerald Ford gave him a pardon ... like many GOP politicians wanted from Trump. History repeating, as usual. Go back to bed and try to forget the Rise and Fall of the American Empire.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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