WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - After many hours of long, grueling, arduous investigating a Senate Investigatory Agency has shown that the 817 presidential race electors that the Trumptard personally (and illegally) appointed all now say that they were just doing what their leader told them to do.
One faker from Georgia, Corky G. Crackerwood, 83, said that he was actually paid by Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, the sum of $27, to say that he wanted to cast his electoral vote for the GOP candidate.
Another fake elector, a female from Arizona, blushed as she revealed that Trump had actually told her that if she would cast her vote for him, he would give her the biggest kiss she'd ever had.
He then added that he did not care that on a scale of 1 to 10, she was barely a 2.
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