An alternative to abortion, while conforming with recent laws banning abortion or skipping a pregnancy, another choice is tubal ligation. Tubal ligation is a procedure that stops a woman’s egg from traveling on a monthly journey from the ovary to the…
Anti-Abortion Women did their annual March to DC. The leader, a dried up old Female (never married and a religious fanatic) - said - "We ain't done with Abortion yet!" Next we need get rid of Abortion Pills - then we need to stop all Sex outsi…
Dr. Augustus White of the Southern Comfort Evangelicals recently said - "We don't need Trump anymore. Trump got rid of the abortion Bill by Packing the Supreme Court with anti - abortion Catholic Justices - (thanks by the way). But now - bei…
A plane bound for NY City - mainly women seeking Abortions out of State - was recently raided by the Ron DeSantis' heavily armed Swat Abortion Police. The First-Class section all wealthy Republican married women and Daughters of prominent Republi…
Abortion rarely gets to be legal in Catholic countries. Some of the smarter, modern ones, like Ireland, grew up (in 2018, so not ancient history) and told their fecking priests to feck off and stop fecking telling a woman what to fecking do with her…
"Anti-Religious, Pro-Greed Donald Trump Helped pack the Supreme Court with Right Wing (anti-abortion) Catholics - and Surprise! - they Got rid of the 50-year-old law and made Abortion illegal again. "I am Jealous of this lady's book deal.-" said…
J.D.Vance of Hillbilly Elegy fame regards a pregnancy resulting from rape or incest as an okay situation. But he adds, "So maybe it's inconvenient?" For the rapist? Never. Oh no. It may be inconvenient for the pregnant woman. But, according to…
Washington - Senator Lindsey Graham, after consultation with the Republican National Committee and his mentor Donald Trump, has decided to amend the proposed GOP total abortion ban, which doesn't allow the procedure in cases of rape or incest, to exc…
(Virgins Against Viagra (V. A. V.) - is a new internet group - starting up in every state in America.) We are tired of hearing about Abortion, Abortion, Abortion. We believe in No sex before marriage. We don't blame the women - as the devilish Men…
Ex - law professor and Supreme Court member, Amy Bryant will give summer courses at her radical religious group's - 'People of Praise' church in South Bend, Indiana. If Religion dominates your life - apply. She is one of the leaders of the cu…
It took the state of Kansas, probably most of the women of Kansas, to say, “Supreme Court, you may wear black robes and sit on the highest court in the land, but we won't let you and the government step in and dictate what women can do with their bod…
After voting to abort a woman’s health right, and compromising her health, life, and future, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh recently went out to supper at a D.C. restaurant and subsequently experienced being aborted out of the restaurant and i…
Now that a 10-year-old American child was raped and impregnated, then had to cross state lines to get an abortion, not all preschoolers may be so lucky. Sometimes it’s just hard to get a ride from an anti-abortion Christian without them preaching…
An academic research paper on the impact to population demographics found that an increase in unwanted births due to the Roe v Wade abortion ruling is expected to be offset by a parallel increase in deaths related to school shootings in the next 3 ye…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden stated that there is more than one way to skin a Supreme Court decision. POTUS said that he was very disappointed at the six wimpy Supreme Court justices who seem to think that they are the keeper…
INTERNATIONAL FALLS, Minnesota - (Satire News) - Now that the six black-robed judges, who pretty much do whatever the hell they want, have made their decision, lots and lots of American women are up in arms. Word from Boom Boom News is that the "H…
Under oath during confirmation hearings, Judges Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett recognized Roe V Wade was the law of the land for over 50 years and that they would defend it. Instead, they have flipped once entrenched in the Suprem…
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