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Funny story: Instead Of Abortions

Instead Of Abortions

An alternative to abortion, while conforming with recent laws banning abortion or skipping a pregnancy, another choice is tubal ligation. Tubal ligation is a procedure that stops a woman’s egg from traveling on a monthly journey from the ovary to the…

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Funny story: Anti-Abortion March to DC - No More Abortion Pills and Trump Promotes Abstinance

Anti-Abortion March to DC - No More Abortion Pills and Trump Promotes Abstinance

Anti-Abortion Women did their annual March to DC. The leader, a dried up old Female (never married and a religious fanatic) - said - "We ain't done with Abortion yet!" Next we need get rid of Abortion Pills - then we need to stop all Sex outsi…

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Funny story: Evangelicals Politically Dump Trump Now that Abortion is Gone

Evangelicals Politically Dump Trump Now that Abortion is Gone

Dr. Augustus White of the Southern Comfort Evangelicals recently said - "We don't need Trump anymore. Trump got rid of the abortion Bill by Packing the Supreme Court with anti - abortion Catholic Justices - (thanks by the way). But now - bei…

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Funny story: Gov. Ron Desantis Raids Abortion Plane in Orlando - Half the Women were Republican

Gov. Ron Desantis Raids Abortion Plane in Orlando - Half the Women were Republican

A plane bound for NY City - mainly women seeking Abortions out of State - was recently raided by the Ron DeSantis' heavily armed Swat Abortion Police. The First-Class section all wealthy Republican married women and Daughters of prominent Republi…

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Funny story: Enjoy a Steaming Cup of Fetus to Start Your Morning Right … Wing

Enjoy a Steaming Cup of Fetus to Start Your Morning Right … Wing

Abortion rarely gets to be legal in Catholic countries. Some of the smarter, modern ones, like Ireland, grew up (in 2018, so not ancient history) and told their fecking priests to feck off and stop fecking telling a woman what to fecking do with her…

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Funny story: 'Supreme' Amy Conant Bryant - Helped Destroy Abortion - Gets $2 Million Book Deal

'Supreme' Amy Conant Bryant - Helped Destroy Abortion - Gets $2 Million Book Deal

"Anti-Religious, Pro-Greed Donald Trump Helped pack the Supreme Court with Right Wing (anti-abortion) Catholics - and Surprise! - they Got rid of the 50-year-old law and made Abortion illegal again. "I am Jealous of this lady's book deal.-" said…

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Funny story: The So What Inconvenience Of Rape

The So What Inconvenience Of Rape

J.D.Vance of Hillbilly Elegy fame regards a pregnancy resulting from rape or incest as an okay situation. But he adds, "So maybe it's inconvenient?" For the rapist? Never. Oh no. It may be inconvenient for the pregnant woman. But, according to…

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Funny story: GOP Proposed Total Abortion Ban Amended to "Only Permitted When Herschel Walker is the Father"

GOP Proposed Total Abortion Ban Amended to "Only Permitted When Herschel Walker is the Father"

Washington - Senator Lindsey Graham, after consultation with the Republican National Committee and his mentor Donald Trump, has decided to amend the proposed GOP total abortion ban, which doesn't allow the procedure in cases of rape or incest, to exc…

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Funny story: American Women Want to Ban the Casual Use of Viagra - It Leads to Abortions

American Women Want to Ban the Casual Use of Viagra - It Leads to Abortions

(Virgins Against Viagra (V. A. V.) - is a new internet group - starting up in every state in America.) We are tired of hearing about Abortion, Abortion, Abortion. We believe in No sex before marriage. We don't blame the women - as the devilish Men…

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Funny story: 'Supreme' Amy Conant Bryant to Give Summer Class - 'Next, Getting Rid of Abortion Pills'

'Supreme' Amy Conant Bryant to Give Summer Class - 'Next, Getting Rid of Abortion Pills'

Ex - law professor and Supreme Court member, Amy Bryant will give summer courses at her radical religious group's - 'People of Praise' church in South Bend, Indiana. If Religion dominates your life - apply. She is one of the leaders of the cu…

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Funny story: Bravo Kansas! - Votes NO to protect women

Bravo Kansas! - Votes NO to protect women

It took the state of Kansas, probably most of the women of Kansas, to say, “Supreme Court, you may wear black robes and sit on the highest court in the land, but we won't let you and the government step in and dictate what women can do with their bod…

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Funny story: Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh Aborted From D.C. Restaurant

Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh Aborted From D.C. Restaurant

After voting to abort a woman’s health right, and compromising her health, life, and future, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh recently went out to supper at a D.C. restaurant and subsequently experienced being aborted out of the restaurant and i…

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Funny story: Coming Soon to Amazon and Other American Retail Outlets: Babies!

Coming Soon to Amazon and Other American Retail Outlets: Babies!

Now that a 10-year-old American child was raped and impregnated, then had to cross state lines to get an abortion, not all preschoolers may be so lucky. Sometimes it’s just hard to get a ride from an anti-abortion Christian without them preaching…

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Funny story: Increase In School Shootings Expected To Offset Unwanted Births From Abortion Ban, Study Shows

Increase In School Shootings Expected To Offset Unwanted Births From Abortion Ban, Study Shows

An academic research paper on the impact to population demographics found that an increase in unwanted births due to the Roe v Wade abortion ruling is expected to be offset by a parallel increase in deaths related to school shootings in the next 3 ye…

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Funny story: President Biden Will Be Signing A Presidential Executive Order Which Will Give Him The Power To Remove The Six Supreme Court Judges Who Voted To Overturn Roe V Wade

President Biden Will Be Signing A Presidential Executive Order Which Will Give Him The Power To Remove The Six Supreme Court Judges Who Voted To Overturn Roe V Wade

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden stated that there is more than one way to skin a Supreme Court decision. POTUS said that he was very disappointed at the six wimpy Supreme Court justices who seem to think that they are the keeper…

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Funny story: The Supreme Court Rules On Roe V. Wade - And Now Millions of American Women Are Scheduling Clinic Appointments In Canada

The Supreme Court Rules On Roe V. Wade - And Now Millions of American Women Are Scheduling Clinic Appointments In Canada

INTERNATIONAL FALLS, Minnesota - (Satire News) - Now that the six black-robed judges, who pretty much do whatever the hell they want, have made their decision, lots and lots of American women are up in arms. Word from Boom Boom News is that the "H…

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Funny story: Supreme Court Judges Aborted Justice

Supreme Court Judges Aborted Justice

Under oath during confirmation hearings, Judges Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett recognized Roe V Wade was the law of the land for over 50 years and that they would defend it. Instead, they have flipped once entrenched in the Suprem…

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