The IOC had suggested a new sport to be allowed in the Olympics in the near future. Since America got rid of that pesky abortion law, other countries had rallied in support of those Americans who want abortion to come back.
They have promised to abort young unwed pregnant mothers from countries all over the world! Get ready to get preggers, girls, and you too can be in the Olympics! But not for a medal, but as an object for athletes to use to go for the gold!
Girls will be lined up with their legs wide open as an athlete/doctor gets his (not her) hands deep inside to pull out a fetus in record time! Fetus after fetus will be yanked out and slam-dunked into a wastebasket with a basketball net hanging over top of it. Whoever aborts the most teenage sluts, wins!
China is a heavy favourite, although the Russians love to kill anything that lives or may be likely to live. Other countries which have traditionally hated all females and female-related things are also eager to join the new ‘Abort Sport”.
Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, and any Muslim countries where women are second-class citizens will be there to win! But let’s not forget the Christian countries – the really Catholic ones like Ireland, Italy, France, Spain, all of Central and South America – the list goes on!
We can all rest assured that the new sport will have tons of competitors ready, willing and able to rip a fetus from a mother’s womb.
You thought religions hated abortion? Hell no, they love it! They’re just jealous – they wanna kill the fetus themselves instead of letting doctors have all the fun!
[Cue Olympic theme song.]