Rudy’s Bullshit List

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 21 June 2022

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We Got the Bullshit, But No Trump

Rudy Giuliani has stated: “We’ve got lots of theories, but we just don’t have the evidence.” This was in reference to voter fraud allegations he and Trump made.

Other bullshit:

“We got lots of hookers, but no blow.”

“We got lots of Alamos, but no cars.”

“We got lots of porn stars, but no lawsuits.”

“We got lots of zippers, but no young girls to do them up for me.”

“We got lots of hair, but no dye.”

“We got lots of Trumps, but no morality.”

“We got lots of Jeffery Epstein fans, but no daycare.”

“We got lots of mob bosses, but no greased palms.”

“We got lots of great geniuses, but there’s only one Rudy, baby, and it’s me!”

The lies go on and on and on ... stay tuned for more “messages from Rudy” – stop your messin’ around!

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