An unborn fetus packing an AR-15 was spotted running out of its mother’s vagina trailing its umbilical cord, tugging mama with it, as it attempted a second try at killing Supreme Court “Just Us”, Brett “Frat Boy Slim” Kavanaugh.
But Kavanaugh just won’t go down!
A SpokesMAN for the judge said to reporters: “Bring it on, bitches! The judge will defend that fetus’s right to keep and bear arms and to take a few potshots at anyone – it’s their right, even if they haven’t been born. An unborn American is still an American.
This has led to possible new legislation granting all fetus’s the right to have a gun while still in the uterus “in case mama tries anything funny with a coat hanger,” said one legal expert who preferred remaining anonymous.
