Republican Christmas cards are a new hot trend, and all the NRA members want in on it. None of the families or senators or congress-people or celebrities wanted to be named (you have to wait till next Christmas, nosey-parkers!), but each right-win…
An unborn fetus packing an AR-15 was spotted running out of its mother’s vagina trailing its umbilical cord, tugging mama with it, as it attempted a second try at killing Supreme Court “Just Us”, Brett “Frat Boy Slim” Kavanaugh. But Kavanaugh just…
Forget the need for background checks or banning assault rifles. Instead, the governor of Texas has announced that the state of Texas will pay for the caskets of children killed in their classroom by a crazed 18-year-old killer carrying two automatic…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has not wanted to put this out, but POTUS is suffering from several maladies that are starting to affect his mental and physical well-being. Dr. Fu Fi, said that the Preside…
WASHINGTON, D.C.--Amid renewed talk of more stringent universal background checks after the latest school shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, Wayne LaPierre was seen walking around the capitol, with his pockets bursting with congressmen...
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