Abortion rarely gets to be legal in Catholic countries. Some of the smarter, modern ones, like Ireland, grew up (in 2018, so not ancient history) and told their fecking priests to feck off and stop fecking telling a woman what to fecking do with her…
Born on the wrong side of the tracks, his single unwed mama popped him out in an alley, then she disappeared … forever … (possibly swallowed by the Republican Party) … he didn’t ask to be born, but since he was, he vowed to find his mama and get reve…
An unborn fetus packing an AR-15 was spotted running out of its mother’s vagina trailing its umbilical cord, tugging mama with it, as it attempted a second try at killing Supreme Court “Just Us”, Brett “Frat Boy Slim” Kavanaugh. But Kavanaugh just…
In lieu of abortion, United States Republicans have approved a new usage for fetuses that die while still in the womb. Under new guidelines, once the woman is executed for her miscarriage, she will be ground up in a mulcher and spread on the White H...
In a bizarre and creepy statement, candidate Donald Trump said he would be dating a supermodel's daughter if he were not married. The only trouble is the "young woman" in question is the as yet to be born daughter of supermodel Taylor Kirsten. Wha...
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