While Melania Trump is wearing her green , I Don't Care Do You? border jacket, Donald Trump is about to Man Up and confess that: Yeah, he flushed the nuclear launch codes down the White House toilet.
And, yeah, a plumber had to be called in to snake them out. Big so what? Maybe there were a few top-secret papers involved, classified, or for your eyes only documents, but who was going to read them, the toilet?
Caramba! Give the guy a brain transplant.
The Obamas never required plumbers to unplug any White House toilets even though children lived in the White House. However, it became a different situation with Trump.
White House telephone operators kept the plumber's number on speed dial. Then mysteriously, after the third emergency speed dial toilet snake call, the original group was replaced by a group of serious-looking men in a freshly painted truck, communicating in Russian and speaking into their wristwatches. They removed all of the trash, vowing to leave it in a landfill or recycle it.
I Don't Care Do You?
The Department of Justice said they were looking into the situation and that no one should jump to any conclusions. "We'll have an investigation. Maybe."
"What? The guy dumped the nuclear launch codes down the toilet."
"There may have been extenuating circumstances. For example, Trump may have filled the waste paper basket. Also, those White House janitors are notoriously slow. There should be an investigation about those janitors."
Hail Mary, full of grace,
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