HILLBILLY HILL, West Virginia - (Magazine Satire) - The Cosmos News Service has reported that record temperatures in the Mountain State of West Virginia, have caused havoc with the personal health of many of the state's rural dwellers. CNS writer…
A recent investigative report documents that Trump always spent many hours in the bathroom - sitting, and deeply pondering affairs of state, (and reading the Enquirer also). After glancing at secret documents, he had a habit of tearing them up a…
To celebrate the 70th anniversary of Queen Elizabeth II's accession, the Tat Gallery is to display a series of her diarrhoea in an exhibition entitled "70 Years On The Throne". Gallery owner Tarquin Snott explained the reasons behind the artworks.
While Melania Trump is wearing her green , I Don't Care Do You? border jacket, Donald Trump is about to Man Up and confess that: Yeah, he flushed the nuclear launch codes down the White House toilet. And, yeah, a plumber had to be called in to sn…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The US Space Practices and Acts Commission has just issued Elon Musk’s company a $47,000 fine. According to the BuzzFuzz News Agency, the fine was levied due to the fact that one of the SpaceX toilets has developed a leak,…
Louie Martino is an American futurist that made his name during the 1980s when he envisioned the Internet and many of its practical applications. In his latest book, "Visions of 2100", Martino looks at social customs and norms he expects to see i…
It has been five weeks since the US election, and there is no doubt that Joe Biden won - unless you live in the deranged world of Donald Trump's pathetic ego. Geoff Ballcock studies presidential pipes, and spoke exclusively to TheSpoof with his an…
Marine biologists who were summoned to the scene of an extraordinary discovery of a conger eel in the bathroom of a family home this morning, said that they didn't think they'd ever seen anything quite like it before, with one commenting that it was…
Geoff Shitter, 47, of Bishop's Prepuce, wiped his arse clean with toilet paper today, after taking a large dump. "Ooh, it were right satisfying," said the unemployed logger. "I barely had to squeeze at all." He said that the large turd dropped out…
Teen, Gary Crane, while visiting his aunt Martha’s house, was caught taking too long in the bathroom and, to protect her embarrassment, said he was masturbating. ‘There’s a full length mirror in there,’ said aunt Martha, ‘and I sensed he was cove…
Fake news report - Dozens of readers have contacted The Spoof, inquiring about the report on Fox TV and One America News that the primary transmission source for Covid-19 is a toilet seat. The Spoof, in turn, has passed that question on to the expert…
The filming of British soap EastEnders will adopt digital technology to meet social distancing requirements. Actor, Jake Woods, said: ‘CGI is amazing. I film my scenes at home sat on the toilet but with CGI it looks I’m in someone else’s home sat on…
[UPDATE WRITE-THROUGH] Joe from his basement explains the real reason he sits backwards on the toilette: “It was Cornpop. He made me do it. He chained me there, with my pool chain. He used to shave all the hair off my legs and he liked to ru…
CHICAGO – A team of leading Midwest doctors have just issued a medical statement which is contradicting previous statements, that had come out of Mozambique and Iceland. The team of doctors say that, after studying the Coronavirus for two months,…
Leading Democratic Party politicians are saying that President Donald Trump is so incompetent, that, after he loses the election this November, they plan to keep him on at the White House in a newly-created role as a Human Toilet Brush. Trump has...
A top consumer analyst has said that the reason behind the perceived madness of panic-buying toilet rolls, is that the Coronavirus and its implications have got people shitting themselves. More than they usually shit, that is. Moys Kenwood, 56,...
A man who used an Asian-style toilet has revealed how, after completing his business, he didn't use toilet tissue to clean his bottom, but, instead, utilised the hand-held water jet - known as a Bum Gun - to complete the task. In Western countries...
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