HOUSTON – (Satire News) – iNews reported that NASA recently revealed that the former resident of the White House, Donald Trump, actually wanted to spend $19.8 billion of the American taxpayers money to send the land rover to the sun.
iNews reporter, Kitty Segovia spoke with a representative from NASA, who told her that the idea was not only stupid-as-shit, expensive-as-shit, but also positively fucked up-as-shit.
The rep noted that, that particular idea totally convinced everyone at NASA that the Trumptard’s countless pussy grabbing exploits had finally fried what was left of his racist, predatorial perverted brain.
But hold on to your socks ladies and gentleman (of all ages) as Circus mogul P.T. Barnum used to say.
Word is now filtering out of Mar-a-Lago that the prison-bound Donaldo now says that he did not want to send the land rover to the sun.
He now insists that he wanted to send it to…[DRUM ROLL PLEASE]…the MILKY WAY.
