WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Seven of the nine members of the United States Supreme Court have issued the Plywood State of Florida a very stern warning.
The highest court in the land, after reviewing over 373,000 documents, reports, and memos on the recent presidential election has issued one of the strongest warnings in the history of warnings to Florida.
Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts made it abundantly clear that if Gov. Ron DeSantis allows his Republican cronies to cheat their asses off like they did in the 2020 Presidential Election then the following three things will happen.
(1). The state will be hit with an $80 million fine. (2). Every citizen of the state will have their Federal Income Taxes doubled and (3). The state will not be allowed to export any type of citrus products, including oranges, tangerines, lemons, grapefruit, limes, fufanellos, and kumquats. ■
