Bad candidates are leading in the polls. Their lies, exaggerations, and out-and-out sander seem to have no limit. For example, one guy insists he's anti-abortion, but two women said he insisted on abortions and that he was the father of both issues.
Donald Trump's handpicked candidates to run against Republicans who voted to impeach him are not doing well. Mitch McConnell is nervous: "We'll be lucky to just lose our pants and maybe keep our hats at the 2022 mid-term election. We'll never win…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Seven of the nine members of the United States Supreme Court have issued the Plywood State of Florida a very stern warning. The highest court in the land, after reviewing over 373,000 documents, reports, and memo…
So-called US President Donald J Trump has claimed that it was all down to him that Republican candidates had made a clean sweep in winning all senate, house and governor elections. In an early morning tweet Mr Trump claimed credit for his campaign...
The day after winning a vital mid-term election that would give them a much stronger control of the U.S. Government, the Republican Party has apparently experienced an epiphany on the majesty of that which affected Saul on his Biblical quest to perse...
AUSTIN, TX - As the race for governor in the great state of Texas inches closer to a climax on November 4, Wendy Davis claims frontrunner Greg Abbott is waging a war on dildos. Davis thrust the subject into the pubic, er, public spotlight this we...
"WASHINGTON With four weeks to go before the midterm elections, Republicans have made questions of how safe we are - from disease, terrorism or something unspoken and perhaps more ominous - central in their attacks against Democrats," says today's N...
Just as the GOP seized the Governor's seat, Senate seat, and 13 of 18 House of Representative seats on November 2nd, the American Robin displaced the Northern Cardinal as Ohio's state bird this past week. The cardinal, Cardinalis Cardinalis, had h...
"I have no chance of actually winning," said Sherri Myers, who actually won. For most elected officials, the climax of weeks and months of aggressive campaigning comes on election day, when they find out whether, as an elected official, they will...
Washington, D.C.--Democratic and Republican politicians continue their rejoicing today at the results of the November 2 election. The newly divided congress has elected members of both parties breathing easier at the prospect of two full years of get...
With the mid term elections results all but confirmed, and the GOP taking back Congress, making significant gains in the Senate and in the process halting the advancement of the Obama takeover, several left leaning progressive liberal states have s...
Despite a two month delay before the NEW Republican Congress will be installed, a relieved Air Force Command began to dismantle FORMER House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's private jet and restore it to functionality. Having spent over $2m of taxpayer mone...
Duluth, WI--Jack Rome, a factory worker, is wondering why he voted. "I feel like I should vote, but I really wish I had more options. Ron Johnson made his money by marrying into a rich family, and Scott Walker scammed Milwaukee. Yet, it seemed lik...
"Edward "Skippy" Ball, Assistant County Election Commissioner for Barboursville, West Virginia, a small village in eastern Cabell County, West Virginia has a "red face" today owing to sloppy ballot counting in his three precincts that have forced the...
Nevada senatorial incumbent Harry Reid has decided to hold one last final debate, taking all questions, while standing next to an empty chair. In the final days of the 2010 Congressional Election Campaign with poll numbers close, his opponent, Sharro...
Barack Obama has finally shown what he's made of, as the self proclaimed leader of the Free World packed up and bailed out leaving his constituency in the lurch less than a week before mid term election. With an iconic "Charge, I'll Follow" radio...
Folks with more to lose than just having to eat crow in the upcoming elections if their party doesn't do well-we're talking about heavy bettors who want to cash in on the Sharron Angles and Joe Millers of our time-are frantic on the news that Paul th...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
