US weather experts are predicting that a powerful category 6 hurricane will strike the US island of Key West, Florida. The city which is home to 28,901 individuals and over 7,000 roosters, which are left over from the infamous cockfighting days.
Ron De Satan has given the greenlight for copies of Mein Kampf, written by some Austrian guy named Adolf Hitler, to be required reading for all children in Florida schools. Tests will be given as well as awards to any child who can recite as much of…
Governor DeSantis is a true Republican: we watch him legally smite the law-abiding transexuals, gays, and women seeking healthcare, whilst making sure corrupt, rich company owners who criminally employ young kids, injure workers on the job, and cheat…
Tallahassee, FL – Governor Ron DeSantis takes on challenges and creates uphill battles for himself that most other seasoned politicians would avoid. However, with a more-than-willing Party of No legislative majority in his back pocket, the sky seems…
DeSantis was caught with 100 kilos of high grade pure Columbian cocaine in his gym bag the other day, but he said he was “holding it for a friend”. The friend was with the ATF squad and had once played Goofy at Disneyland. DeSantis said that Mick…
The owner of a strip club in, yes, you guessed it... Florida, has heard the Def Leppard hit, Pour Some Sugar On Me, one too many times, and has officially banned the song from being played by any of the strippers in his club—no matter how hot they ar…
Welcome, mud fans, to the First Annual All-FEMALE – no guys or “other” allowed, Ron DeSantis has created this “sport” and he will not be pissed off by things he doesn’t like and/or understand -- he controls the state, you don’t – don’t like it, move…
Another Florida story from my fun investigation of the Sex Retirement Towns of Florida. There is a secret club in Central Florida. Just a private club of people who love Nature and get together. They strap on a small gas powered engine-ha…
This is Tilly. In covering the Sex retirement towns of Florida for Dangerous But Sexy Retirement Living I got a couple other interesting stories. Florida has numerous 'Biker' conventions for respectable citizens wanting Sun and Fun. I we…
Ron DeSantis doesn’t like Santa Claus, that fat jolly old elf who likes to dress up like some kinda drag whore LGBTLQANONXXX or whatever the hell they wanna call themselves – and have children sit on his lap! Hell no! Not in Florida, where the bik…
KEY WEST, Florida - (Satire News) - The Key West city council has just announced that effective immediately anyone who is a member of the Republican party will not be allowed to visit the City in the Middle of the Gulf of Mexico. According to Papa…
Donald Trump doesn’t know who’s coming for dinner. Could be anybody with any kind of thoughts and feelings and podcasts. They could even bring a bunch of friends – Donny don’t care. So can I come too? Maybe spend some quality time in Ivanka’s bedr…
Sassafras failed. He didn't have his eye on the ball. While Hurricane Ian was approaching Florida, and meteorologists were warning of the hurricane's growing threat, Sassafras was busy flying desperate, frightened, homeless immigrants, who were escap…
Thursday morning, New York Democratic Governor Kathleen Hochul and Massachusetts Republican Governor, Charlie Baker convened an impromptu summit to address the cruel and likely illegal charade of exporting immigrants to New York City and Martha's Vin…
Ron De Santis wants American veterans to happily volunteer to enter the Florida school system to teach “these goddamn kids how to be a man!” Well, he didn’t say that in so many words … he used other carefully chosen words to not sound TOO Nazi, just…
THE GEORGIA-FLORIDA LINE - (Satire News) - The Atlanta Peach Press has just informed the state health departments of both Georgia and Florida that Okefenokee Swamp rangers are reporting a very interesting situation. Chief Ranger Ryford Shermanwoo…
Tallahassee- Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, after cleansing all references to slavery, global warming, homosexuality and other woke ideas from school textbooks in the Sunshine State, has decided to attack the root of the leftist threat by ordering a…
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