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Funny story: Florida Banned Term “Climate Change” in 2015; Now Scientists Say Sea Rise Will Ban "Florida" by 2200

Florida Banned Term “Climate Change” in 2015; Now Scientists Say Sea Rise Will Ban "Florida" by 2200

Tallahassee - The administration of Republican Rick Scott, while Governor of the state in 2015, succeeded in removing phrases such as "Global Warming" and "Climate Change" from all official communications and documents. Recently, however, there ha...

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Funny story: Dinosaur attacks Florida family, scratches back door

Dinosaur attacks Florida family, scratches back door

Palm Tree, Florida—In God-forsaken Palm Tree, an unincorporated town nestled in the Everglades, Jackie Tripper “went ballistic,” her husband Jack told The Spoof, when she saw "an honest-to-God dinosaur.” “Jackie had just dropped acid while watchin...

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Funny story: No More Monkeying Around!

No More Monkeying Around!

Congressman Ron DeSantis, now the GOP candidate in Florida's upcoming gubernatorial election, has drawn major country-wide consternation for using the word “monkey” when discussing the idea of voting for his new opponent, Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gil...

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Funny story: Trump Club Proves Bonding Experience for Diversely Bigoted Florida Family

Trump Club Proves Bonding Experience for Diversely Bigoted Florida Family

Attending meetings of the St. John's County chapter of the national pro-president group known as The Trump Club has proven a true family bonding experience, say the diversely bigoted members of the Jenks family of St. Augustine, Florida. The Jenk...

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Funny story: Florida Bar Owner Forced Into Lawsuit For Denying Access to a Trans-Aged Person

Florida Bar Owner Forced Into Lawsuit For Denying Access to a Trans-Aged Person

Larry Horowitz, a bar owner in the vacation town of Destin, FL,was forced into a lawsuit over the denial of a Trans-Aged child into a bar at a resort earlier last week. The Lawsuit Lasted just three short days and ended in a settlement of $12,000 for...

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Funny story: Everyone Safe After Florida Man Guns Down Intruders

Everyone Safe After Florida Man Guns Down Intruders

A Florida man and his family are safe, thanks to his quick thinking, and gunning down intruders on his front stoop. "I heard a knock at the door," says Robert, a thirty six year old white male from Tampa. "I grabbed my AR33 assault rifle and went...

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Funny story: Trump Racist Voter Discrimination Laws OK

Trump Racist Voter Discrimination Laws OK

On Friday, Rolling Stone will release on newsstands, "The GOP's Secret War on Voters," a year's-long investigation by Greg Palast and a team of experts exposing a scheme by 29 Republican state voting officials to remove voters, a program directed by...

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Funny story: Franken Florida

Franken Florida

A once picturesque state inhabited by retirees, drug smugglers, and Disney has since been turned into a ghoulish green wasteland of toxic algae. One local resident, Billy Buckle, describes the smell as, "if Satan farted and that fart baked in hell fo...

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Funny story: Jimmy Buffett Opens Chain Of Run-Down Trailer Parks

Jimmy Buffett Opens Chain Of Run-Down Trailer Parks

Gulf Shores Beach, FL - Jimmy Buffett doesn't need to be searching for his 'lost shaker of salt' anymore, he can easily afford to hire someone to find it for him. The music legend, who's been touring the country with his Coral Reefer Band for decades...

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Funny story: Florida grandmother wants a homeless man 'iced' for giving her grandchildren lice

Florida grandmother wants a homeless man 'iced' for giving her grandchildren lice

NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. (AP) - A central Florida woman may be going to the hoosegow for a while for allegedly making plans to hire a 'hit man' to kill the homeless man who she reportedly believes gave her grandchildren lice. That old adage and comm...

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Funny story: Micheal Jordan Orders a Fleet of Lamborghini Golf Carts

Micheal Jordan Orders a Fleet of Lamborghini Golf Carts

Jupiter, Florida - If you only know two things about Micheal Jordan, it's that he likes to play basketball, and that he likes to play golf - and he likes to do both of these things, very fast! Since retiring from the basketball world, Micheal Jor...

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Funny story: Florida beach "the best," Beachcombers agree

Florida beach "the best," Beachcombers agree

It's not the location. Or the beautiful white sands. Or the ice-blue water. Or the spectacular, pristine scenery. It's not even the hospitable locals. Siesta Beach near Sarasota, Florida, has been named The Best Beach in America by Beachcombers, a...

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Funny story: South Florida mayors consider seceding from the United States to seek world relief from potential high tides and dangerous storms

South Florida mayors consider seceding from the United States to seek world relief from potential high tides and dangerous storms

Miami-The mayors of Miami, Miami Beach, South Miami, Fort Lauderdale and other communities in southern Florida are about to petition the United States and the United Nations to allow them to separate-not just from the rest of Florida, but from the e...

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Funny story: Navratilova upstages Djokovic and Nishikori at U. S. Open

Navratilova upstages Djokovic and Nishikori at U. S. Open

ONLY IN AMERICA - Martina Navratilova, known as much for her lesbianism as for her tennis, upstaged both Novak Djokovic and Keri Nishikori at the U. S. Open when Navratilova proposed to her long-time girlfriend, Julia Lemigova." The magic mome...

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Funny story: George Zimmerman vs. Justin Bieber Cage Fight To Be Held Friday!

George Zimmerman vs. Justin Bieber Cage Fight To Be Held Friday!

George Zimmerman, the unemployed Sanford FL hot head who shot and killed an unarmed teenager, is trying to make a buck anyway he can on his 15 minutes of vomit inducing fame. Zimmerman's agent Sal Douchbaggie announced today that Georgie will be f...

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Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden Wonders How In The World Ann Coulter Can Have So Much Hatred

Vice-President Joe Biden Wonders How In The World Ann Coulter Can Have So Much Hatred

SARASOTA, Florida - Vice-President Joe Biden was in Florida speaking to a group of retired citrus pickers. He told them that they are truly great Americans and without them our great nation would not have orange juice, lemon juice, grapefruit juic...

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Funny story: Crime Stoppers director bites

Crime Stoppers director bites

MY AM ME, WHO YOU BE, FL -- Your identity may not be safe from the National Security Agency (NSA) or on the Obummercare web site, but it's secure with the Miami-Dade Crime Stoppers, the executive director of which recently took a bite out of crime wh...

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