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Funny story: The Supreme Court in a Highly Unprecedented Move, Throws Out Everyone of Trump’s 107 Ridiculous Claims of Illegal Voting

The Supreme Court in a Highly Unprecedented Move, Throws Out Everyone of Trump’s 107 Ridiculous Claims of Illegal Voting

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In an extremely unusual ruling, the United States Supreme Court has voted 9-0 to toss out everyone of President Donald Trump’s unsubstantiated, ridiculous, far-fetched claims that the election was rigged. The jus…

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Funny story: President “One Term” Trump Vows To Fire All 9 Supreme Court Judges

President “One Term” Trump Vows To Fire All 9 Supreme Court Judges

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – There is no doubt whatsoever that President Trump lost the popular vote, the Electoral College vote, and even the women who don’t mind him grabbing them by their you-know-what vote. But, like they say in the Show…

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Funny story: Amy Coney Barrett is Now a Cruel, Mean, Uncaring, Hate-Filled Pro-Trump GOP Supreme Court Judge

Amy Coney Barrett is Now a Cruel, Mean, Uncaring, Hate-Filled Pro-Trump GOP Supreme Court Judge

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi is reporting that Trump and the GOPunks have gotten their way. They have shoved in yet another Republican puppet to do whatever the “Divider-in-Chief” wants this spineless Raggedy Ann to do. Vox Populi…

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Funny story: Another Impropriety for Supreme Court Nominee Amy Barrett: Racial Discrimination

Another Impropriety for Supreme Court Nominee Amy Barrett: Racial Discrimination

Amy Barrett likes to show off her two adopted Haitian children. They make her look like a good, caring individual. Obviously, critics of Barrett want to make sure that the adoptions were above board, but the potential criticisms of her go much furt…

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Funny story: The U.S. Supreme Court flies the cuckoo's nest

The U.S. Supreme Court flies the cuckoo's nest

Sesame Street— Justice Clarence Thomas appeared to urge the court on Monday to reconsider the ruling of anti-slavery, which he said had invented a right with no basis in the text of the Constitution. Thomas said it had cast, “people of good will a…

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Funny story: Amy Barrett: Previously Unknown Sexual Impropriety Comes to Light

Amy Barrett: Previously Unknown Sexual Impropriety Comes to Light

Most observers expect that the confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Amy Barrett will be at least as nasty and partisan as those for Brett Kavanaugh. Democrats are busy scouring the woodwork for any skeletons that may be in Amy Barrett’s c…

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Funny story: Millions of Americans Are Shocked at President Trump's Supreme Court Pick - Amy Barrett

Millions of Americans Are Shocked at President Trump's Supreme Court Pick - Amy Barrett

COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – Fox News is reporting that after going through 672 possible choices to fill the Supreme Court seat, Trump has finally decided on Amy Conehead Barrett. Barrett, who is 48, but looks 53, is a mother of 13 chil…

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Funny story: The Latest Right Coast Revue Poll Shows Most Americans Consider Trump, McConnell, and Graham Low-Life Skum

The Latest Right Coast Revue Poll Shows Most Americans Consider Trump, McConnell, and Graham Low-Life Skum

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ashburn Wasabi, with The Right Coast Revue, writes that the political phrase “Playing Politics” has never been more appropriate than it is today with the undisputed “King of Hatred” who sits in the White House, at lea…

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Funny story: The U.S. Supreme Court Has Ruled 7-2 That President Trump Has To Release His Tax Records

The U.S. Supreme Court Has Ruled 7-2 That President Trump Has To Release His Tax Records

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that all Democrats are loving, and about which most Republicans are saying WTF, the highest court in the land has thumbed their noses up at Trump. The Trumpster is fit to be tied, and has already worked overtime tweeti…

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Funny story: Supreme Court Issues Decision Using Limerick Format

Supreme Court Issues Decision Using Limerick Format

BILLINGSGATE POST: Breaking a long-standing precedent, the United States Supreme Court has decided to issue the Kaczynski vs Lewinsky decision in the form of a limerick. Historically, this has been done only in Ireland, back in the 12th Century. Th...

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Funny story: The Supreme Court Issues A Stern Warning To President Trump

The Supreme Court Issues A Stern Warning To President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is reportedly as angry as a giraffe with a sore throat. The United States Supreme Court has just issued him an extremely drastic warning. According to The iNews Agency, Trump was told that the Supreme Court judge...

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Funny story: Queen Demands The Head Of Boris Johnson

Queen Demands The Head Of Boris Johnson

There was controversy-upon-controversy in Westminster this morning, when, after the UK Supreme Court ruled that Prime Minister Boris Johnson had acted unlawfully when he asked Her Majesty the Queen, on August 28, to suspend Parliament, the Queen, Her...

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Funny story: Trump Nominates Deceased Chess Genius Bobby Fischer To Supreme Court

Trump Nominates Deceased Chess Genius Bobby Fischer To Supreme Court

Washington. The White House refused to comment on reports that Trump is set to nominate deceased chess genius Bobby Fischer to the Supreme Court. Trump apparently doesn’t feel there is any difficulty presented in nominating Fischer, who died in 2008...

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Funny story: Ginsburg Back In Court: Her Taxidermist Says “Ruthie Looks More Alive Than Ever”

Ginsburg Back In Court: Her Taxidermist Says “Ruthie Looks More Alive Than Ever”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Mounting werewolves and roadkill kept business brisk at the taxidermy and animal shop that preserved Roy Rogers horse, Trigger. The same taxidermist who preserved Trigger, along with Dale Evans horse, Buttermilk, and their Germ...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Upholds Transgender Ban for Military Service

Supreme Court Upholds Transgender Ban for Military Service

WASHINGTON — The US Supreme Court on Tuesday reinstated the old policy of preventing transgender people from serving in the military. In a brief, unsigned order, the justices temporarily allowed the ban to go into effect because transgender indi...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's USA Is Fucked

Donald Trump's USA Is Fucked

The shabby way in which the US Senate dealt with the Brett Kavanaugh inquiry indicates that America is fucked, according to one man speaking from the safety of his bedroom, a long way from the US, this morning. The enquiry - not a criminal one - 'ruled' that Supreme Court nominee Kavanaugh had no case to answer, enabling the Senate members to vote him in, by the slenderest margin possible. M...

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Funny story: Whormonal Judge Sure Screwed Over Those Ugly Democrats

Whormonal Judge Sure Screwed Over Those Ugly Democrats

Washington AC/DC, USA - Fans of new SCOTUS jurist Judge Pantsonfire are thrilled at the erection of a 50ft statute - uh, statue - of the Supreme Court rookie according to a leaky urinal in Capitol Hill. Located outside the Democratic Party’s DC he...

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