The Supreme Court, in a 7-2 decision, has banned the drug Cialis which, as one of the justices in the majority wrote, “Basically makes horny old men into incessant boneheads.” “Women,” noted Supreme Court Justice Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (one of…
The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee had been thinking about changing the college basketball tournament from March to May. The committee stated that the weather would be better for the players, the fans, the cheerleaders, and the be…
In the ancient days of the Dark Lord, sometime around the Year of the Gunslinger, 1896, the American Supreme Court made a little ditty that was straight outa “Animal Farm” by George Orwell. In that book, there’s a message written on the side of the b…
Like a pig farm owned by farmer Jones, whose pigs are fed and bred under Mr. Jones's supervision, US women's bodies have become the breeding property of the State. Women no longer have the right or freedom to choose. The Supreme Court passed laws to…
In a move that has surprised the hell out of 96.3% of all Republicans who worshipped the ground that Trump's 367-pound body trampled on, the US Supreme Court has voted 7-2 to prohibit him from running for the office of the presidency. SCOTUS stat…
The United States Supreme Court has just ruled by a vote of 6 to 3, that Ticketmaster must change their name The ticket sales and distribution company has been put on notice that the name change must occur within 10 days. The company which is h…
Maybe in a banana republic, it’s okay, but in the US Supreme Court? The land of democracy and justice for all? That house on the hill? One person, one vote? Does a Justice on the US Supreme Court pals around with a NAZI sympathizer? Excuse this m…
CCN has a great article about the "Supremes' using their personal cell phones and personal Emails for official Court business. This was why the Republicans viciously attacked Hillary Clinton - and made her lose becoming President. (Instead…
The American Supreme Court can’t find a hole in its ass. And they’ve really really been looking. John Roberts started the search cuz if he didn’t he wouldn’t be called the Head Judge, so he did his job, but, alas, his job wasn’t good enough. Someo…
The Supreme Court is the most secretive Court in America - and being Above the Law - they keep it that way. They can be old, senile and toothless - and will stay on the Court as long as they please. That is real Power. None of that 'By the P…
Well, that wacky American Supreme Court is at it again. Old “Justice” Alito quoted some git from Britain in the 1700s or thereabouts about why it was a good thing to tell women they couldn’t abort a rapist’s baby. And when the law comes from a pa…
Really? What does Graham know? He introduced a 15-week ban on abortion. How many babies has Graham had? Has he ever been pregnant? Has he ever had a menstrual period? Did he ever have to choose between pads or tampons? He looks and sounds like he…
The US Supreme Court may or may not be legitimate. Even the judges are debating if they really exist, if they’re fully sane, and whether or not some of them are eve judges (and wet t-shirt contests do NOT count). So to cut through all the red tape…
It took the state of Kansas, probably most of the women of Kansas, to say, “Supreme Court, you may wear black robes and sit on the highest court in the land, but we won't let you and the government step in and dictate what women can do with their bod…
First, they came for the Right to an Abortion. The they came for gay teachers - (obviously grooming students). They targeted Women's Rights - wanting to put them back in the Home. No equal pay, or equal rights under the law. Then They used Chris…
To get into Oz, you first have to kill a witch. Dorothy and Toto have left their farmhouse and seen how the Wicked Bitch (known as the Supreme Court) is dead in Kansas. Weird that such a state was once incredibly right-wing has now acted very left…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has stated that he is sick and tired of The Supreme Court acting like it is the fucking law of the land. He noted that 89.3% of the American people would like to see SCOTUS scrapped and replaced w…
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