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Funny story: Texas Governor Abbott Is The Wizard Of Pregnancy

Texas Governor Abbott Is The Wizard Of Pregnancy

What if a 12-year-old girl, who hasn't started her menstrual cycle, is raped by a relative or neighbor? How could she know if she were pregnant before 5 weeks, Governor Abbott? What if there isn't a doctor in the area or a Planned Parenthood? Supp…

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Funny story: Pension Plan Wants Plug Pulled; Retiree, 120, Brain-Dead 30 Years

Pension Plan Wants Plug Pulled; Retiree, 120, Brain-Dead 30 Years

In an appeal to the state supreme court, the California Public Employees Retirement System - CALPERS - seeks to overturn a lower court ruling that prohibits removal of the life-prolonging plug from the electric circuit that has kept a brain-dead 120-…

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Funny story: Muskets Only Guns Protected By 2nd Amendment: Supreme Court

Muskets Only Guns Protected By 2nd Amendment: Supreme Court

In a minor case that no one thought would reach the high court, the justices today ruled, unanimously, that the only "arms" covered by the Second Amendment of the Bill of Rights are muskets. The decision by a conservative dominated Trump appointed co…

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Funny story: The Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Nudity Is Not Nakedness

The Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Nudity Is Not Nakedness

MONTGOMERY, Alabama – (Satire News) – The Supreme Court of Alabama ruled by a vote of 9 to 3, that nudity does not constitute nakedness. State Supreme Court Judge Woodley “Stonewall” Jackson, stated that the 9-year-old case of Maggie Scotchmist vs…

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Funny story: U.S. Supreme Court Out Of Ladies Panties And Siding With College Athletes

U.S. Supreme Court Out Of Ladies Panties And Siding With College Athletes

Wow! At last! After raking in billions of dollars for colleges and universities participating in sports, the US Supreme Court ruled that college athletes should also get a piece of that pie. Yes, athletes received scholarships, room and board, me…

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Funny story: The Supreme Court Is Getting Into Panties Again

The Supreme Court Is Getting Into Panties Again

The Supreme Court of the United States is at it again. They’re going to get in women’s panties and decide what women can or cannot do with their bodies, panty-wise. After all, with global warming and food rationing looming in the future, it’s time to…

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Funny story: The US Supreme Court Destroys America

The US Supreme Court Destroys America

Weirdo News — The shameless and hypocritical justices of the Supreme Court have lifted California’s ban on indoor Church services during the pandemic, ruling that California's strict orders appear to violate the Constitution’s protection of the free…

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Funny story: The US Supreme Court Fails Again

The US Supreme Court Fails Again

Gay News— The Supreme Court has gone bananas again with Thomas leading the loony bin. The hypocritical people who sit on the highest court ruled, on Monday, that a student in Georgia could pursue a lawsuit challenging speech restrictions at his colle…

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Funny story: Supreme Court Rules Sex Organs Can Be Used To Determine Gender

Supreme Court Rules Sex Organs Can Be Used To Determine Gender

BILLINGSGATE POST: Thank God for President Trump! In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court ruled that sex organs can be used to determine one’s gender. While conventional sex theories, held sacred since Adam and Eve discovered each other's inter-joinin…

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Funny story: The Supreme Court in a Highly Unprecedented Move, Throws Out Everyone of Trump’s 107 Ridiculous Claims of Illegal Voting

The Supreme Court in a Highly Unprecedented Move, Throws Out Everyone of Trump’s 107 Ridiculous Claims of Illegal Voting

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In an extremely unusual ruling, the United States Supreme Court has voted 9-0 to toss out everyone of President Donald Trump’s unsubstantiated, ridiculous, far-fetched claims that the election was rigged. The jus…

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Funny story: President “One Term” Trump Vows To Fire All 9 Supreme Court Judges

President “One Term” Trump Vows To Fire All 9 Supreme Court Judges

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – There is no doubt whatsoever that President Trump lost the popular vote, the Electoral College vote, and even the women who don’t mind him grabbing them by their you-know-what vote. But, like they say in the Show…

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Funny story: Amy Coney Barrett is Now a Cruel, Mean, Uncaring, Hate-Filled Pro-Trump GOP Supreme Court Judge

Amy Coney Barrett is Now a Cruel, Mean, Uncaring, Hate-Filled Pro-Trump GOP Supreme Court Judge

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi is reporting that Trump and the GOPunks have gotten their way. They have shoved in yet another Republican puppet to do whatever the “Divider-in-Chief” wants this spineless Raggedy Ann to do. Vox Populi…

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Funny story: Another Impropriety for Supreme Court Nominee Amy Barrett: Racial Discrimination

Another Impropriety for Supreme Court Nominee Amy Barrett: Racial Discrimination

Amy Barrett likes to show off her two adopted Haitian children. They make her look like a good, caring individual. Obviously, critics of Barrett want to make sure that the adoptions were above board, but the potential criticisms of her go much furt…

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Funny story: The U.S. Supreme Court flies the cuckoo's nest

The U.S. Supreme Court flies the cuckoo's nest

Sesame Street— Justice Clarence Thomas appeared to urge the court on Monday to reconsider the ruling of anti-slavery, which he said had invented a right with no basis in the text of the Constitution. Thomas said it had cast, “people of good will a…

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Funny story: Amy Barrett: Previously Unknown Sexual Impropriety Comes to Light

Amy Barrett: Previously Unknown Sexual Impropriety Comes to Light

Most observers expect that the confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Amy Barrett will be at least as nasty and partisan as those for Brett Kavanaugh. Democrats are busy scouring the woodwork for any skeletons that may be in Amy Barrett’s c…

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Funny story: Millions of Americans Are Shocked at President Trump's Supreme Court Pick - Amy Barrett

Millions of Americans Are Shocked at President Trump's Supreme Court Pick - Amy Barrett

COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – Fox News is reporting that after going through 672 possible choices to fill the Supreme Court seat, Trump has finally decided on Amy Conehead Barrett. Barrett, who is 48, but looks 53, is a mother of 13 chil…

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Funny story: The Latest Right Coast Revue Poll Shows Most Americans Consider Trump, McConnell, and Graham Low-Life Skum

The Latest Right Coast Revue Poll Shows Most Americans Consider Trump, McConnell, and Graham Low-Life Skum

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ashburn Wasabi, with The Right Coast Revue, writes that the political phrase “Playing Politics” has never been more appropriate than it is today with the undisputed “King of Hatred” who sits in the White House, at lea…

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