Who doesn’t LOVE rainbows?! Ask any LGBTQ … (uh, sorry if I forgot a letter of two, can we come up with a single word, instead of a string of letters, makes it easier, oh for the days of just “queer” and “butt pirates” and “fudge packers” and “ta…
So the Chinese and their white balloon is met by America and its black chemical cloud of death. Who to hate more? The planet Earth now has a mole, just like Jupiter. And what's that big red spot made up of? And how many living things are on th…
CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Satire News) - One of the greatest players to ever bounce an NBA basketball, has just informed the news media, that after his playing days are over, he plans to enter the wild, wild world of politics. LeBron James who has played…
COLUMBUS, Ohio - (Sports Satire) - There is tremendous sadness, anger, bitterness, and confusion on the Ohio State campus. The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that by a vote of 8 to 1, the US Supreme Court has voted to place the university on prob…
Holy macaroni! J.D. Vance is a definite, maybe shoo-in for the U.S. Senate seat from Ohio. A venture capitalist, he has gained recognition through his book Hillbilly Elegy and Ron Howard's film production of the Vance book. Recently, he caught th…
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – The Honest Abe Private Investigating Firm based in Laredo, Texas, has just made an amazingly startling discovery. According to reporter Voodoo Dupree with the Press Extra News Agency, Ohio state voting officials, failed…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb has revealed that 93 ex-Ohio State University wrestlers are alleging that Jim “The Vibrating Tongue” Jordan secretly drew charcoal drawings of their male members (cocks).
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – Cleveland’s Channel 2 Eye-Spectator News has just revealed that the state of Ohio will be cancelling the planned America First rallies that were to be held by alleged lovers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene. The st…
ELEPHANT BUTT, Ohio – (Satire News) – Ivanka Trump, who has been named to head her daddy’s post-election defeat political rallies, told Anderson Cooper that she visited Elephant Butt, Ohio, where they hope to raise lots and lots of money, to help pay…
NEW YORK CITY – NBC hates to inform the sports viewing public that the pre-season game between the Cowboys and the Steelers, which was to have taken place in Canton, Ohio, has been cancelled. It appears that more than 83% of all food vendors; incl…
(Columbus, OH) In spite of the entire film industry being shut down from California to New York due to the worldwide Coronavirus health crisis, filming began in Ohio for a new fall series tentatively named The Walking Braindead. The series will follo...
A panel of three federal judges weighed in on a, uh, weighty matter, when they ruled, unanimously, that a map of Ohio is “unconstitutional.” Writing for the majority, B. Czaro, who asked to remain anonymous, wrote, “We are convinced that this diag...
After the fifty plus year championship drought was brought to an end by hometown basketball product, LeBron James, with an NBA title, the city of Cleveland has been brought to a standstill by disoriented and confused sports fans. "What happene...
The University of Dayton Research Institute in Dayton, Ohio made an announcement Oct. 19 on a groundbreaking discovery in the realm of general lighting. UDRI president John E. Leland announced the findings of the decades-long research project to nati...
As Christmas approaches, many will be decorating their homes with more than just trees and lights. For Christians, a common tradition is to put a nativity scene somewhere on display. A nativity scene uses figurines and a stable to depict the story of...
SORRY 911 IS OUT OF SERVICE AGAIN, STEUBENVILLE, OHIO -- City council is discussing plans to initiate a monthly purge in which citywide crime of all sorts would be legal from 11 p.m. to 7 a.m. the last day of each month. "Probably wouldn't notice...
LANCASTER, Pennsylvania - There is an Amish Internet site that is run secretly by an Amish man in his early 20s. The young man obviously did not want his named revealed as this could cause him to be banished from the Amish community and branded a...
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