BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Dr. Emerson Otto Bixfix, 52, is regarded by many as the foremost pet psychiatrist in the entire nation. Animal Land Magazine has just named him the "Top Pet Psychiatrist In The USA." According to ALM, in his 25-y…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the leading political psychiatrists in the nation has just written an article on why Putin is in dire need of psychiatric help Dr. Ripley P. Buckweather, who has Masters Degrees from Texas A&M, UCLA, Gram…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – 4,000 of the nation’s top psychiatrists met at the annual convention of The Federal Psychiatry Fraternity (TFPF). The head speaker was Dr. Blanchard B. Picafeen, 63, who spoke on the effects of climate change and photosy…
GALVESTON – (Satire News) – The man who was D.J. Trump’s personal psychiatrist has informed the news media that his new patient, Gov. Greg Abbott is positively 100% certifiable (i.e. crazy, insane, fucked-up). Dr. Hans Von Hansheister, III, spoke…
Pleading against a charge of wrongful dismissal, national distribution centre boss, Niall Nash claimed he suffered an unavoidable allergic reaction to the plaintiff, Mr ‘Stumpy’ Foot. “After the accident he wouldn’t even look at me,” complained Mr F…
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Kimberly Guilfoyle, who hopes to one day be Mrs. Donald Trump Jr., if not Mrs. Donald Trump Sr., confided to her cellulite therapist that the “Golfing Guy,” as Ann Coulter calls him, cannot find a psychiatrist to…
After years of therapy, Jermaine “Wiggy” Wiggins has made a major breakthrough. On the Greg Hill morning radio show this morning, Wiggy announced he’s just gone through a life altering change, realizing his fixation for certain NFL players stem fr…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that a poll was recently taken of 13,000 of the most respected and reputable psychiatrists in the nation. The results unequivocally showed what just about everyone in the country,…
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - The highly respected NAFP had their annual meeting and the group headed by Dr. Tiffania Farragut of Shreveport, Louisiana, is deeply concerned about the mental state of President Trump. Dr. Farragut, 37, stated that even befo...
HONOLULU, Hawaii – Many of the nation’s leading Psychiatrists met in Hawaii for their yearly Psychs Convention. And everyone of them pointed out that they are extremely worried about Trump and his worsening brain condition. Dr. Teo P. Bednarski...
WHITE HOUSE, Washington D.C. USA: With British ambassador in the United States describing President Donald Trump and his entourage, as “inept” and “uniquely dysfunctional”, THE President, Donald Trump has now made the following statement: “My Pre...
Alarmed by his dramatic mood swings, Nicholas Parker's parents took him to see a child psychiatrist, only to learn that their eleven-week-old baby suffers from bipolar disorder. “It came as a real blow,” admitted Nicky's mother, Shelly. “But at th...
UN, New York, NY - Samir Braseer Alahumpidad, chairman of UNFART (United Nations Flying Animal Relief Travelers), held a press conference behind the UN building today at noon, holding the leash of his companion support dog as it relieved itself on th...
Who is this year's winner of the famous "The Madman of The Year" competition? The organisation called "Politically Incorrect Psychiatrist" (PIP), is a group of experts from around the world, who recognise and award distinguished individuals in the...
The NY Times is reporting today that the American Psychiatric has released a stunning new report on the similarities in the psychiatric profile of President Donald Trump and Kim Jon-un. The detailed report shows a remarkable similarity between the tw...
Recent suggestions by medical doctors and psychoanalysts have sparked a national conversation and the media has pressed candidates Clinton and Trump about submitting to a panel of MD's to check their physical health as well as submitting to psychoana...
A struggling artist has got Psychiatric Therapists fearing for their livelihood after filing a legal suit for malpractice. In what could be a landmark case, twenty-two year old abstract painter Thomas Dolehead, paints a pretty clear picture of how...
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