CHICAGO – (Satire News) – American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that a poll was recently taken of 13,000 of the most respected and reputable psychiatrists in the nation. The results unequivocally showed what just about everyone in the country,…
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - The highly respected NAFP had their annual meeting and the group headed by Dr. Tiffania Farragut of Shreveport, Louisiana, is deeply concerned about the mental state of President Trump. Dr. Farragut, 37, stated that even befo...
HONOLULU, Hawaii – Many of the nation’s leading Psychiatrists met in Hawaii for their yearly Psychs Convention. And everyone of them pointed out that they are extremely worried about Trump and his worsening brain condition. Dr. Teo P. Bednarski...
WHITE HOUSE, Washington D.C. USA: With British ambassador in the United States describing President Donald Trump and his entourage, as “inept” and “uniquely dysfunctional”, THE President, Donald Trump has now made the following statement: “My Pre...
Alarmed by his dramatic mood swings, Nicholas Parker's parents took him to see a child psychiatrist, only to learn that their eleven-week-old baby suffers from bipolar disorder. “It came as a real blow,” admitted Nicky's mother, Shelly. “But at th...
UN, New York, NY - Samir Braseer Alahumpidad, chairman of UNFART (United Nations Flying Animal Relief Travelers), held a press conference behind the UN building today at noon, holding the leash of his companion support dog as it relieved itself on th...
Who is this year's winner of the famous "The Madman of The Year" competition? The organisation called "Politically Incorrect Psychiatrist" (PIP), is a group of experts from around the world, who recognise and award distinguished individuals in the...
The NY Times is reporting today that the American Psychiatric has released a stunning new report on the similarities in the psychiatric profile of President Donald Trump and Kim Jon-un. The detailed report shows a remarkable similarity between the tw...
Recent suggestions by medical doctors and psychoanalysts have sparked a national conversation and the media has pressed candidates Clinton and Trump about submitting to a panel of MD's to check their physical health as well as submitting to psychoana...
A struggling artist has got Psychiatric Therapists fearing for their livelihood after filing a legal suit for malpractice. In what could be a landmark case, twenty-two year old abstract painter Thomas Dolehead, paints a pretty clear picture of how...
The faculty of neuroscience at Liberty University has just received a patent for a new psychiatric medication called "Inspiron", which promises to enhance the spirituality of mental patients. Research chair Samuel Isaiah explained to reporters tha...
Langley, Virginia - "It was no bum deal," said Professor Einstein Flintstone, a former Pentagon psychiatrist on secondment to train fledgling CIA torturers in the dark arts of rectal feeding plus other recreational crap. "And what's more that much...
New York - The sudden, unexpected death of a cleaver-wielding shrink specialising in radical Oedipus Complex solutions has freed up a patient's right to a life Upper East Side courtroom sources said today. Dr Einstein Flintstone, Emeritus Professo...
The public's suspicion that there must be secret little rooms off the Oval Office has followed Mr. Clinton into both the Bush and Obama presidencies. Mr. Clinton had sweetened one of these alcoves himself, a bold episode in White House history.
Washington DC - A retired Professor of Military Psychiatry is taking Chuck Hagel to court for what he says is a psychotic episode in the Pentagon downsizing scheme. Professor Einstein Flintstone wants to detain the US Defense Secretary on psychiat...
George Lincoln of Scorpion Falls, Arizona has been having a lot of trouble in bed the past six months. "I've been to doctor after doctor and specialist and health stores and shamans from six tribes of Native Americans and none of them have been ab...
Hollywood, Ca - Known by its folklore name of The Beaver tomorrow's eclipsed Gemini Full Moon is causing havoc among Hollywood celebs who flock regularly to Prof Einstein Flintstone's therapisst's couch. "Should have called it the Split Beaver Fo...
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