GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – Reports that there were over two dozen Taliban terrorists in the Green Bay area first surfaced around Valentine’s Day. An article appeared in Afro Sheen Magazine stating that the Taliban terrorists are good a…
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota – (Sports Satire) – The Minnesota Vikings owner, Zygmunt Wilf, no relation to porn star Lucretia Wilf, says he's really upset that his team has so many players that have come down with the Coronavirus. Wilf pointed out that…
Minneapolis, MN-Following the Minnesota Vikings recent strong start to the NFL season, The Lord himself has been seen wearing a Vikings jersey, something not reported since the 2009 season in which Brett Favre lead the team to the NFC Championship Ga...
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - Vikings special teams coordinator Mike Priefer says that he does not like to see guys skipping or prancing around but he wants it known that he is not homophobic. Priefer was accused by ex-Vikings punter Chris Kluwe of cal...
SEATTLE - There is much joy in the nation's Northwest as the Seahawks from Seattle have improved their record to 10-1 after soundly defeating the Minnesota Vikings 41-20. CenturyLink Field was the scene of much jubilation and high fiving as the Se...
"It's getting harder and harder to run when the average weight of your linemen is 375 pounds and your opponents weigh as much or more", Peterson reportedly told a free lance reporter who asked not to be identified. Peterson had wanted the article...
EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Several New York Giants players say that Louisiana voodoo woman Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette came through for them as she put a hex on the Minnesota Vikings who fell to the Giants 23-7. Giants Coach Tom Coughlin was aske...
DETROIT - The Detroit Lions have the distinction of having the NFL's dirtiest player on their roster. Ndamukong Suh must have a bit of Nazi blood running through his veins as evidenced by his out-of-control gridiron antics. In the past Suh has...
A 3AM pity party turned into a press conference for one when Minnesota Vikings coach Leslie Frazier announced there would be no more halftime keg parties. "It's obviously interfering with our performance on the field," Frazier said. During the pr...
MINNEAPOLIS - Rush Limbaugh was in town visiting his old friend Governor Tim Pawlenty when he was asked about the sports reports that he is seeking to purchase the NFL's Minnesota Vikings. El Rusho, took a puff of his 12-inch cigar, and remarked that ever since last year when he tried to buy the St. Louis Rams everyone keeps asking him if he is still looking to buy a professional football team.
In light of Minnesota Vikings (former) quarterback Brett Favre being fined $50,000 for causing irreparable harm to a defenseless (text) receiver, after sending New York Jets Gameday host Jenn Sterger pictures via cell phone of an old, wrinkled member that stopped serving it's purpose a long time ago (he also showed her his penis), Thespoof has amassed this list of ten things in the universe smalle...
Brett Favre's little game of "say hello to my little friend", via inappropriate messages and lewd photos texted to former New York Jets game-day hostess Jenn Sterger, has cost him $50,000, or $25,000 per inch. Ran out of dick jokes early, I see...
The Detroit Lions announced that there will be no charge for admission when Detroit's Ford Edsel Field hosts the postponed game between the New York Giants and Minnesota Vikings at 7:20 p.m. Monday. The game, originally scheduled for Sunday, had t...
CHICAGO - Wikileaks has over 250,000 documents. And filed among the vast volume is a sports document which states that a Los Angeles based group headed by talk show host Larry King has had several conversations with the owner of the NFL Minnesota Vik...
Brad Childress hates Brett Favre like Oprah hates low-calorie salad dressing. And penis. Evidence That Randy Moss Is An A--hole. * In a 1997 Sports Illustrated article, regarding the 1970 Marshall plane crash, Randy Moss said, "the plane crash...
The Minnesota Vikings have made it abundantly clear to quarterback Brett Favre that they are not waiting for the NFL's ruling, telling him in a closed door meeting, "Focus more on throwing the ball to our players, and focus less on texting pictures o...
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, known this year for throwing picks and sexting d--ks, has had the mushroomed shaped purple helmet of fate taken out of his hands, and placed in the hands of NFL Commissioner Roger (snicker) Goodell. The N...
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