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Funny story: Nicki Minaj Not Backing Down

Nicki Minaj Not Backing Down

Nicki Minaj is no stranger to feuds and publicity, but she courted her biggest controversy yet when she explained her refusal to get vaccinated with the following anecdote: “My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine ‘cuz his friend got it & be…

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Funny story: Dr. Fauci Says Donald Trump Needs To Have Surgery

Dr. Fauci Says Donald Trump Needs To Have Surgery

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The nation’s top doctor has made it abundantly clear that the former resident of the White House, Donald J. Trump needs to have surgery and as soon as humanly possible. Dr. Fauci informed the news media that Trum…

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Funny story: Dr. Anthony Fauci Verbally Bitch Slaps Senator Rand Paul in a Senate Hearing on The Delta Dawn Virus

Dr. Anthony Fauci Verbally Bitch Slaps Senator Rand Paul in a Senate Hearing on The Delta Dawn Virus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Sparks flew all over the place at the latest Delta Dawn Virus Senate Hearing when President Biden’s Chief Medical Director Dr. Anthony Fauci lit into Senator Rand Paul, and literally turned the Kentucky hillbilly in…

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Funny story: The Troubling “New Normal” Addiction: Freedom Porn

The Troubling “New Normal” Addiction: Freedom Porn

In the midst of continuing lockdowns, vaccine passports, and widespread censorship, the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases has reported a troubling new addiction on the rise among male-identifying neoliberals: a media genre sensati…

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Funny story: Big Pharma Achieves Herd Immunity from Liability for COVID Vaccine-Related Injury

Big Pharma Achieves Herd Immunity from Liability for COVID Vaccine-Related Injury

Thanks to 1986 legislation severely limiting pharmaceutical companies’ liability for vaccine-related injuries, coupled with new legislation completely immunizing manufacturers of COVID-19 vaccines from legal liability, Big Pharma triumphantly reporte…

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Funny story: Fauci warns: Beware of small people that ask you to pull their finger

Fauci warns: Beware of small people that ask you to pull their finger

Dr Anthony Fauci was back with another press conference today to issue a warning about the "many, many youngsters running around asking innocent strangers to pull their finger." "A well meaning citizen will often comply, not realizing what he or…

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Funny story: Fauci gives COVID overreactors green light to carry on

Fauci gives COVID overreactors green light to carry on

The end of the COVID-19 shutdown brought joy and celebration to many of us. But not all of us by any means. An unexpected development that transpired over the past 18 months is a significant number of people discovered they found comfort, even joy fr…

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Funny story: Biden considering candidates for New Hobgoblin Awards—including himself

Biden considering candidates for New Hobgoblin Awards—including himself

On the heels of a storm of criticism against health advisor Anthony Fauci, President Biden has stepped forward to defend his embattled aide. Mr. Fauci said this about masks, then something else as the pandemic moved on. Plus he said this about…

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Funny story: Fauci Explains Wuhan Lab Leak Was Meant to Hurt Only China

Fauci Explains Wuhan Lab Leak Was Meant to Hurt Only China

In the face of accusations that the National Institutes of Health funded dangerous gain of function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology resulting in the outbreak of a novel new coronavirus, Anthony Fauci explained that the Wuhan lab leak was…

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Funny story: Fauci says "at least 55% of people are ok" after getting the COVID vaccine

Fauci says "at least 55% of people are ok" after getting the COVID vaccine

Dr. Anthony Fauci was indignant today at a noon press conference called to address multiple published reports mentioning complications, nasty side effects and even deaths caused by the COVID vaccine. After being asked by reporters if the reports w…

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Funny story: Fauci flees to Canada; detained at border for interview with Tucker Carlson

Fauci flees to Canada; detained at border for interview with Tucker Carlson

Breaking: Washington insiders report a dynamic new development in the affairs of Mr. Biden's health advisor, Anthony Fauci. Apparently, Dr. Fauci was considering time-off in Canada when border officials sequestered him at an EconoLodge motel for f…

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Funny story: Dr Fauci arrested for spitting, spreading germs at mall while wearing clown makeup

Dr Fauci arrested for spitting, spreading germs at mall while wearing clown makeup

At 9:23 PM last night Elizabeth Township Police were called to The Mills at Jersey Gardens Mall responding to reports of a small angry man wearing clown makeup “spitting on people and common surfaces” indiscriminately. Police apprehended the man…

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Funny story: Fauci, CDC initiate cropdusting approach to vaccines

Fauci, CDC initiate cropdusting approach to vaccines

Well, if you’re afraid of needles you ought to be very happy today! You should also be happy if you hate debates! The CDC has figured out a way to end the COVID-19 vaccine debate. A very happy Dr Fauci today announced the successful completion of a p…

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Funny story: Dr. Fauci gets emotional about his past as a child star

Dr. Fauci gets emotional about his past as a child star

During an extended interview with CBS’ Leslie Stahl, Dr. Anthony Fauci reportedly got very emotional. During the 60 Minutes interview, Fauci disclosed the little-known fact he was a childhood TV personality during the 1950s and early 60s. His brea…

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Funny story: Fauci to hit the road with song and dance routine to promote jabs

Fauci to hit the road with song and dance routine to promote jabs

First, Dr. Fauci suggested to President Biden that he use Mr. Trump to promote vaccinations. This idea went down in the White House like the proverbial toilet refusing to flush. Next, Senator Rand Paul accused Fauci of using “theater” with his…

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Funny story: New public confidence in government rating due soon following latest interview with Gates and Fauci

New public confidence in government rating due soon following latest interview with Gates and Fauci

Major news sources are now swarming to Mr. Gates and Mr. Fauci to get their views on recent developments with the current “warp-speed” covid vaccines. Not all these developments have been favorable, as Moderna, for example, has been forced to susp…

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Funny story: Santa rushed to ER after Fauci needle at The North Pole

Santa rushed to ER after Fauci needle at The North Pole

The first week of vaccine roll-out led to only 3,000 anaphylactic emergency responses out of some 80,000 injections. This percentage is well within the 5% danger possibilities of the new vaccines. The anaphylactic allergic response leads to fai…

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