The White House, in a shocking development, announced that Janet Yellen has resigned as Treasury Secretary effective July 1. Her replacement will be Dr. Anthony Fauci who will also continue as Chief Medical Advisor to the President. The pr…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s money concerns keep getting worse and worse. He has just learned that Dr. Anthony Fauci, who is the director of The National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases, will be hitting the has…
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – 99.93% of all Democrats believe that the Trumptard is responsible for the Coronavirus, which Chinese President Xi Jingping, pegged the Trumpapalooza Virus. And the latest Omnnipinni Poll shows that now 89.3% of all die-…
With rumors of QB Aaron Rodgers leaving the Green Bay Packers, Mr. Fauci has once again made an appearance. Aaron Rodgers is insisting that he will not go to another team, such as the Denver Broncos, without trusted receivers at his side. These…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Dr. Anthony Fauci has said that he is really getting irritated with the dozens and dozens of falsehoods that are being spread about the latest Coronavirus variant. He noted that the Omicron Virus, is believed to…
BILLINGSGATE POST: “If this ain’t the answer to the COVID pandemic, you ain’t asking the right question.” Dr. Fauci, citing Elmer Smuckmeister, the medical czar/pig farmer of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, said that Smuckmeister’s latest experiment,…
The diminutive but mighty Chief Medical Officer of the US, Dr. Anthony Fauci, long ago identified as a rare genetic descendant of the nearly vanished hobbit branch of the human family, is back in the news. Startling new photos in the National Enquire…
In yet another twist to his versatility, National Covid Health Advisor Anthony Fauci has offered himself as backup to the Green Packers' quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Mr. Fauci claims he has perfected the "under-handed shovel pass" since high school…
America's favorite doctor, Dr. Anthony Fauci issued a federally-sponsored order to Santa Claus this morning which read as follows: "Of course everyone, both children and adults are free to celebrate Christmas as per usual this year, but Santa Clau…
Truly great politicians have a knack for overcoming adversity and rising to new heights. Just think of the resilience that men such as Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill demonstrated in bouncing back from misfortune to lead their countries throug…
Washington, D.C. - America's favorite Muppet doctor, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has admitted that he has taken 6453 Covid vaccine shots, and he feels totally fine! Fauci said that he has recieved so many shots because every time he meets someone that won'…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The highly respected Alpha Beta News Agency has just reported that the president, the vice-president and the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases have just sent out a press briefing…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has just stated that the incidence of the Pig Virus has gone up just in the past 72 hours. The Pig Virus which is believed to have started just outside of Mar-a-Lago, Florida…
Considering the interest stirred up by confrontations between Mr. Paul and Mr. Fauci over the past year, this venue is surely worthy. Seating at 19,000 plus for basketball in the Garden can be expanded for this event, due to public interest. T…
Nicki Minaj is no stranger to feuds and publicity, but she courted her biggest controversy yet when she explained her refusal to get vaccinated with the following anecdote: “My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine ‘cuz his friend got it & be…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The nation’s top doctor has made it abundantly clear that the former resident of the White House, Donald J. Trump needs to have surgery and as soon as humanly possible. Dr. Fauci informed the news media that Trum…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Sparks flew all over the place at the latest Delta Dawn Virus Senate Hearing when President Biden’s Chief Medical Director Dr. Anthony Fauci lit into Senator Rand Paul, and literally turned the Kentucky hillbilly in…
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