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Funny story: Biden administration forecasts long dark winter “everything in sight locked down”

Biden administration forecasts long dark winter “everything in sight locked down”

It is no secret that with millions of ballots already cast, Mr. Biden is ahead in the upcoming November 3 presidential election. Accordingly, he has offered a far-ranging look into coming days with himself at the helm of the United States. Tra…

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Funny story: Trump Virus Infects Entire White House

Trump Virus Infects Entire White House

Washington, DC - Everybody at the White House has it. The entire Republican Party, too. Currently, so does forty-three percent of the United States. It is the disease known as the "Trump Virus". President Trump won't speak of it. He deflects, call…

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Funny story: Maine governor mandates dog cone wearing for restaurant staff instead of mask

Maine governor mandates dog cone wearing for restaurant staff instead of mask

Governor Janet Mills of Maine has now directed all restaurant personnel to wear dog cones upside down as further protection against the virus. According to the Governor's scientific advisors, breath directed upward moves particles skyward pronto i…

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Funny story: Dr. Fauci: Paint Gums of Covid-19 Carriers Purple And Give Them A Laxative

Dr. Fauci: Paint Gums of Covid-19 Carriers Purple And Give Them A Laxative

BILLINGSGATE POST: While waiting for a vaccine for Covid-19 to reach the market place, President Trump asked Dr. Fauci how he might enforce social distancing, especially among the young and restless. Dr. Fauci thought for a moment. Then the answer…

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Funny story: Gates, Birx, Fauci interview draws audience of millions and new Government Confidence Rating

Gates, Birx, Fauci interview draws audience of millions and new Government Confidence Rating

Breaking: CBS has just released a new broad interview with top US health authorities on the current coronavirus pandemic. The interview promises "aggressive reporting," in the VCGS (Viewer Confidence in Government Services) series. Following ea…

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Funny story: Beirut explosion victums die of COVID19

Beirut explosion victums die of COVID19

Washington DC/ Ms. Scarfo Brick of the COWVID19 task-force explained to a subdued, masked, gagged, bedraggled, whipped and bound gaggle of reporters in the Rose Garden today that it was COVID19 that killed all those folks recently In Beirut. She e…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Hires Plumber To Replace Dr Fauchi

Donald Trump Hires Plumber To Replace Dr Fauchi

Donald Trump has moved to replace Dr Fauci with White House Assistant Plumber, John Smith. "John is a great guy, we get along very well, and we have a great understanding when we talk," said Trump John Smith, a deaf mute from Poughkeepsee, New…

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Funny story: Trump White House Coverup, Again

Trump White House Coverup, Again

The latest attempt to coverup Donald Trump’s incompetence: Hospitals are ordered to send their coronavirus statistics to the White House instead of the CDC. How come? Because the Trump White House is (don’t laugh) better able to disperse coronavir…

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Funny story: CDC Warning to Men with Trophy Wives

CDC Warning to Men with Trophy Wives

Life is not uncomplicated for old men with trophy wives. Such wives are expensive to maintain and can be hard to keep up with. Furthermore, the husband, from time to time, naturally asks himself whether his wife loves him, is faithful, and so on.

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Funny story: Pandemic Rhapsody (with apologies to Queen)

Pandemic Rhapsody (with apologies to Queen)

Is this the real life? Is this a bad nightmare? Caught in a clusterfuck, no escape from reality Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see He’s just a con man, he needs no sympathy Because he’s easy come, easy go, little nuts, always slow Any...

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Funny story: Fauci and Newsom get down to it in dark little club on collapsing virus narrative

Fauci and Newsom get down to it in dark little club on collapsing virus narrative

Inside sources have provided video coverage of an important political meeting to discuss the current state of the pandemic. Problems: *shrinking virus narrative; *credibility gap increasing; *perception management campaign weakening; *et...

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Funny story: Hydroxychloroqen: A Memory Supplement?

Hydroxychloroqen: A Memory Supplement?

Commercial for Hydroxychloroqen, with President Trump standing in a Right Maid drugstore, at a counter, without a mask. Do you have concerns about mild memory loss related to aging or illness? Hydroxychloroqen is the number 1 pharmacist-recomme...

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Funny story: Pole-dance and strip club controversy rocks US with Mr. Fauci cautioning

Pole-dance and strip club controversy rocks US with Mr. Fauci cautioning

With the US in various stages of “opening up,” Wyoming yesterday led the field into daring new areas of freedom. It is now possible in Wyoming to go to a strip and pole-dance palace, despite rules and imprecations to remain under house arrest.

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Funny story: Faucian Bargain: Faucian Dilemma:

Faucian Bargain: Faucian Dilemma:

Dr. Anthony Fauci is a conflicted man these days. He believes that the medications that a patient takes is no one’s business other than the patient and the patient’s physician. Accordingly, on one hand, he is not troubled by President Trump’s is ta...

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Funny story: Dr. Fauci Admits to Real Reason for Donning Mask

Dr. Fauci Admits to Real Reason for Donning Mask

In what has become a routine and welcome display of honesty and character, Dr. Anthony Fauci, lead member of the Trump Administration's Coronavirus Task Force, admitted that he donned a mask today in public for the first time citing the need for adde...

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Funny story: Trump Supporters Drive Reporter Crazy

Trump Supporters Drive Reporter Crazy

KNOW news yesterday interviewed people who were parts of a tightly-packed crowd of protesters, some carrying rifles, who attempted to enter the floor of the Michigan legislative chamber, and were held back by police. One Democratic Senator said some...

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Funny story: Trump And Kushner Hate Science

Trump And Kushner Hate Science

AP--President Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is a very active guy. A happy beneficiary of nepotism, a.k.a. corruption, he has followed the President’s assignments, and largely failed at the charge of Promoting Middle East peace, Heading Governme...

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