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Funny story: A Kentucky rabbi is arrested after DEA agents find 38 gallons of moonshine in his truck

A Kentucky rabbi is arrested after DEA agents find 38 gallons of moonshine in his truck

A rabbi in Kentucky has been arrested by agents with the DEA. A spokesperson for the DEA stated that Rabbi Myron Myronowitz III, 43, was caught in a back holler outside of the town of Woodchuck Hormones, Kentucky. Rabbi Myron's 2020 Toyota Reno Ro…

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Funny story: Kentucky legislature passes a law to set birth dates at conception

Kentucky legislature passes a law to set birth dates at conception

The Kentucky Legislature, with a supermajority of Republicans, is proposing a law that every citizen’s birth date, from (the Bill in part reads) “the year of our Lord 2024, shall be set at the moment of conception.” Opponents to the Republican B…

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Funny story: Dragging Away the Preacher’s Robes

Dragging Away the Preacher’s Robes

This just in for churches in Kentucky and Tennessee and other “kiss my grits” states … preachers, pastors, reverends, and whatever else Christian clergy call themselves, will no longer be allowed to wear religious vestments of any kind … due to a new…

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Funny story: Forehead Tattoos for the Kentucky Righteous

Forehead Tattoos for the Kentucky Righteous

A Senator from Kentucky, who prefers to remain nameless and without a conscience, has proposed a new bill to make crucifix tattoos mandatory on all people, including children, right on their foreheads. If you do not have this tattoo, you may be su…

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Funny story: Hillbillies in Kentucky Are Using The Hot-As-Hell Sun To Barbecue Possumburgers

Hillbillies in Kentucky Are Using The Hot-As-Hell Sun To Barbecue Possumburgers

NASTY NOOKY, Kentucky - (Satire News) - United American News reports that lots of the state's hillbillies are taking advantage of the sizzling hot temps. Lottie Bungalow with UAN said that she spoke to several of the country folk who she noted wer…

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Funny story: Kentucky Fried Abortion

Kentucky Fried Abortion

Kentucky has finally made abortion illegal, as God and Baby Jesus meant for it to be. Now incest can thrive and return backwoods hillbillies to the numbers they once enjoyed during their heyday. “How come I cain’t screw ma daughter?” one native K…

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Funny story: Kentucky Is Discouraging The Nasty Practice of Reusing Condoms

Kentucky Is Discouraging The Nasty Practice of Reusing Condoms

FRANKFORT, Kentucky – (Satire News) – The governor of Kentucky, has just issued a Governor’s Mandate mandating that effective immediately the practice of rinsing out used condoms and reusing them will be stopped. Gov. Andy Beshear, stated to the p…

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Funny story: Dr. Anthony Fauci Verbally Bitch Slaps Senator Rand Paul in a Senate Hearing on The Delta Dawn Virus

Dr. Anthony Fauci Verbally Bitch Slaps Senator Rand Paul in a Senate Hearing on The Delta Dawn Virus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Sparks flew all over the place at the latest Delta Dawn Virus Senate Hearing when President Biden’s Chief Medical Director Dr. Anthony Fauci lit into Senator Rand Paul, and literally turned the Kentucky hillbilly in…

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Funny story: TikTok is America’s Fastest Thoroughbred Race Horse

TikTok is America’s Fastest Thoroughbred Race Horse

LAKE LIBIDO, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – The Horse of a Different Color Thoroughbred Racing Conglomerate has just announced that their 2-year-old filly, TikTok, has just been named the fastest horse in the United States. Conglomerate CEO Silus P.

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Funny story: Senator Mitch McConnell Finally Comes Clean and Explains The Bruises, The Purple Hands, The Band-Aids, and The Blue Lips

Senator Mitch McConnell Finally Comes Clean and Explains The Bruises, The Purple Hands, The Band-Aids, and The Blue Lips

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The iRumors News Agency has just reported that, after first insisting that he is as fit as Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell has come clean. He has admitted that the bruises, purple hands, Band-Aids, nose cast, and b…

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell Finally Admits What Everyone Already Knew

Mitch McConnell Finally Admits What Everyone Already Knew

SKUNK SPRAY, Kentucky - (Satire News) – TMZ recently spoke with Senator Addison Michelle McConnell, and the senator revealed what 97% of all Americans already knew. McConnell, who is 78, but looks 98, finally admitted that yes, he is indeed “Trump…

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Funny story: The University of Kentucky To Remove The Statue of Mitch McConnell

The University of Kentucky To Remove The Statue of Mitch McConnell

FRANKFORT, Kentucky – Senator Mitch McConnell has just been informed that his alma mater has voted to take down his his statue. McConnell, who is worth $30 million, expressed disbelief, and asked on what grounds was the statue being removed. Th…

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Funny story: Several Republican Groups Vow To Make Sure President Trump Is a One-Term President

Several Republican Groups Vow To Make Sure President Trump Is a One-Term President

CHICAGO – The more that Donald Trump speaks, the more that the Electoral College winner sticks his size 13 shoe in his ever-lying mouth. Three anti-Trump Republican groups are promising to make sure that the Tweet Creep becomes a one-term presiden...

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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Officials Say There’s a Way To Still Run This Year’s Race

Kentucky Derby Officials Say There’s a Way To Still Run This Year’s Race

LOUISVILLE – It was a foregone conclusion that this year’s edition of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race would be cancelled due to the Coronavirus pandemic. But derby racing officials have hit upon a way to actually run the traditional event.

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Funny story: An Amazing Kentucky Racehorse Named Witch Hunt Has Won 10 of His First 10 Races

An Amazing Kentucky Racehorse Named Witch Hunt Has Won 10 of His First 10 Races

SONORA, Kentucky – The thoroughbred horse racing industry is amazed at a 2-year-old stallion that literally runs like the wind, as they say up in Chicago. The horse, named Witch Hunt, has entered ten races and has won each one. And won by an avera...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's Start-Up Company, Kentucky Klepto*Graph, to Save Struggling Kentucky Town

Donald Trump's Start-Up Company, Kentucky Klepto*Graph, to Save Struggling Kentucky Town

OLE PLAYING POSSUM, Ky. - Donald Trump is starting up a small industry in this small Kentucky town, once a coal mining center for the local area. About a decade ago, 300 high-paying coal mining jobs were lost here and the small village has seen bette...

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Funny story: Feds Seize Record 10 Tons Of Organic Chicken from KFC

Feds Seize Record 10 Tons Of Organic Chicken from KFC

The announcement by the FDA on Wednesday morning has sent a shock wave through the U.S. fast food industry and startled even its most loyal consumer base. The discovery, hidden in near plain sight within KFC's supply chain, has shaken the very t...

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