At a speech before the rioters took off for Capitol Hill, Donald Trump boldly announced that he loved them. Kiss, kiss!
In the spirit of that love, many of those rioters have decided to test that love by descending in mass upon Mar-a-Lago.
Double kiss, kiss.
They plan to pitch tents on lawns, bathe or swim in pools or fountains, help themselves to daily breakfast, lunch and dinner buffets, take in the golf course or whatever recreational activities are available and just show their love back to Donald Trump, free of charge.
Another plus for the rioters is switching from their grungy clothing used during the invasion to the readily available fashions at Mar-a-Lago as well as the resort's sports gear crested with the Mar-a-Lago logo and designed by Ivanka.
The few already identified and arrested won’t be making the trip to Florida, but will require a different kind of love from Trump. Money.
Money in the form of bail money and lawyers’ fees. William Barr is kind of removed from the picture, having quit just in time, and Giuliani can’t defend all of them. Giuliani may also require some kind of legal representation as he fired up the mob using the term trial by combat.
Thank goodness Tiffany finished law school! What a unique way to launch her legal career: Defending her father’s Capitol Hill riot mob.
A quick revisit to Mar-a-Lago to pick up a nifty Mar-a-Lago golf cart, used to carry all her defendant’s files. Maybe a wagon will have to be attached?
Isn't love great? Kiss, kiss!
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