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Trump thinks UN is “a Miss World contest”

Funny story: Trump thinks UN is “a Miss World contest”

President Trump revealed this week that he doesn't understand what the United Nations is for, and appears to think that it is a competitor of Miss World. In an interview with Fox News, he described the United Nations as "too dressed up" and said,...

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Knock, Knock, 25th Amendment, Are You There?

Funny story: Knock, Knock, 25th Amendment, Are You There?

Following Donald Trump’s last rambling, incohesive, juvenile, contradictory, repetitive, disjointed, ratatouille mix of a press conference, people are cautiously whispering: Is Rod Rosenstein still wired up? Many are questioning how removed fro...

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WFFC reports Trump and Rouhani to square off in the desert Bolton and Pompeo in the corner

Funny story: WFFC reports Trump and Rouhani to square off in the desert Bolton and Pompeo in the corner

Following recommendations of the WFFC, which allies itself with the UN and the ICC, the leaders of these two disputing countries, Mr. Trump of the US, and Mr. Rouhani of Iran, have decided on personal resolution. The WFFC (World Federation of Fed...

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United Nations Gives Up

Funny story: United Nations Gives Up

With tears in his eyes, Grand Counsel, Watta Doushpag made a short statement today, which in effect dissolves the international organization founded in 1791 for the mission of putting an end to war, and maintaining world peace forever. "What's the...

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Nikki Haley to be offered up as one of Mr. Trump’s options on the table

Funny story: Nikki Haley to be offered up as one of Mr. Trump’s options on the table

Following the triumph of his recent missile launch on Syria, President Trump has offered a new, magnanimous gesture to the world in his “pursuit of world peace.” Accompanied by a bevy of early morning tweets, Mr. Trump indicates that from his many...

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Airports relabeling “Animal Relief Areas”

Funny story: Airports relabeling “Animal Relief Areas”

UN, New York, NY - Samir Braseer Alahumpidad, chairman of UNFART (United Nations Flying Animal Relief Travelers), held a press conference behind the UN building today at noon, holding the leash of his companion support dog as it relieved itself on th...

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Clinical study on length and potency vs Rocket Man ordered up with follow-up at UN Security Council

Funny story: Clinical study on length and potency vs Rocket Man ordered up with follow-up at UN Security Council

Advisors to the President, Ms. Haley among them, have come forward to suggest Mr. Trump settle any lingering doubts on matters related to overall potency in running The Oval Office. The rumor that Mr. Trump has small hands needs putting into persp...

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Trump.com™ threatens to nuke UN HQ in New York over unsatisfactory joke reception

Funny story: Trump.com™ threatens to nuke UN HQ in New York over unsatisfactory joke reception

A deeply insulting silence fell over the UN Assembly after Trump.com™ failed joke. His beloved eminence is said to be outraged because, as he claimed, "it was the best joke in the entire history of the human race and those nasty mean mongrels...

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Trump To Trump The UN

We at Back and to the Left news believe with a degree of certainty that Donald Trump is a fictional character made up for the purposes of Twitter amusement. Apparently he's not and "the man with the plan" will be attending his very first United Natio...

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Global masturbating officially acknowledged by the WHO and UN as folks-sport Nr1!

Funny story: Global masturbating officially acknowledged by the WHO and UN as folks-sport Nr1!

Way back in the 1960's when the world officially acknowledged that people did have sex with each other, it caused a "Sexual Revolution" and the rest is history! After roughly 50 years of officially jumping in and out of bed with whoever one wishes...

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Dixit? Newly Appointed UN Ambassador Nikki Haley Announces South Carolina Secession from European Union

Funny story: Dixit? Newly Appointed UN Ambassador Nikki Haley Announces South Carolina Secession from European Union

Following Donald Trump's appointment of South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley as the United States ambassador to the United Nations, Governor Haley sent shock waves through international economies when she announced that South Carolina citizens, by a m...

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UK Secretary Hammond comments further on Julian Assange

Funny story: UK Secretary Hammond comments further on Julian Assange

Amidst the hurly burly of the nightclub 10 Downing Street Tomorrow in downtown London, UK Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond has offered more viewpoints on Mr. Assange's case to enquiring journalists. During the interview the Secretary tapped his fi...

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Newsflashes from under Jaggedone's grubby raincoat!

Funny story: Newsflashes from under Jaggedone's grubby raincoat!

Jaggedone's CIA news flashes (from under his raincoat) live and uncensored! Latest news flashing in from UN HQ! "Syrian Peace talks suspended because UN members were seen crawling out of President Assad's rear end and the shock was too much for rebels who declined to lick his butt too!!" Millions of Syrian refugees were not asked their opinion, they were too busy walking barefoot to Germa...

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Brits claim Mars as rainwater identified on surface

The UK government has declared Mars British territory after NASA confirmed rainwater has been found on its surface. British PM David Cameron made the announcement this morning in London. "Good morning, God Bless the Queen, her corgis and Prince Ch...

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Banks Reply to Greece

Funny story: Banks Reply to Greece

Yes folks, it's ALL FOR YOU, isn't it? "Why can't we all just... get along?" "The International Monetary Fund (IMF) is an international organization headquartered in Washington, D. C., of 188 countries working to foster global monetary coopera...

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A Modest Proposal for UN Peacekeeper Babies

"Peacekeeper Babies" have long been a thorn in the side of the United Nations. It is an unfair expectation that the men serving these impoverished nations should be expected not to exploit the very people they are there to help. In an effort to p...

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Blair gets Order of the Boot from cushy Piss Process job

Funny story: Blair gets Order of the Boot from cushy Piss Process job

London - George Dubya Bush's favorite poodle fellater has fucked up badly in his UN Pisskeeper position after being grassed up by the Saudis as a useless whinging pompous twat. It means goodbye to a $10m annual salary, private jet and stable of ho...

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UN Commission On Population Control Accepts Iran's Bid To Destroy Israel

Funny story: UN Commission On Population Control Accepts Iran's Bid To Destroy Israel

BILLINGSGATE POST: The United Nations formally accepted Iran's proposal to destroy Israel yesterday. Noting that Israel's population was approximately 8,000,000, Secretary General Ban Ki-moon acknowledged that eradicating Israel was merely a small...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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