There’s trouble a-brewin’ at the Kentucky Derby! Jockeys have called for a strike that began last night, in the dark, when all the horses were sleeping. But this morning, several jockeys hopped on their mounts and formed a line so that horse ow…
If convicted, would Trump's four-year White House term be considered fraudulent? The entire four years would be stained and gotten through mischievous and illegal ways. All that airplane fuel used to fly Trump and his extended family back and fort…
LOUISVILE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The world's greatest thoroughbred race horse trainer Bob "The Horse Whisperer" Baffert, is thrilled to announce that his newest horse has just won it's first race. The mare, which is named "Multiple Orgasm"…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The purple-colored thoroughbred race horse from Japan, has been disqualified. According to Sportsapalooza News writer Pia Confetti, it appears that "Sushi Sayonara" was tested after the race, and she came u…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - History was made at this year's Kentucky Derby, when a late-entering horse named "Rich Strike" surprised the entire thoroughbred racing world and won the coveted 148th Run For The Roses. "Rich Strike," a br…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The most famous duchess in the United States, the Duchess of York, has just entered her race horse "Nude Duchess" in the Kentucky Derby. Sarah Ferguson, who is Queen Elizabeth's daughter-in-law, purchased the geld…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - In a ruling that has shocked North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, his thoroghbred race horse named "Rice Patty" will not be allowed to run in the 148th running of the Kentucky Derby. The Kimster was informed of…
LOUISVILLE – (Sports Satire) – In an announcement that has sent shock waves throughout the world of thoroughbred racing, the Kentucky Derby Rules & Regulations Committee, has issued a statement that the old Granddaddy of Horse Racing will be leav…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – In baseball, it’s three strikes and you’re out – in horse racing it’s two strikes and you’re out. Vox Populi is reporting that the black-haired horse and the white-haired trainer are being put in the corner…
Harry Coleman, 42 of Baltimore, MD just started following horse racing last month. It all started, he tells us, when he was researching obscure drugs on the internet. “I came across a story about some of the substances those horses get. One thing le…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – The Kentucky Derby Thoroughbred Racing Coalition has just revealed that a urine sample taken from Kentucky Derby winner Medina Spirit, after the derby win, showed traces of the illegal drug Mistohoofalosis, wh…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) - According to several highly-respected horse racing pundits, the horse that is the odds-on-favorite to win this year’s Kentucky Derby is Stimulus Package. The three-year-old thoroughbred is co-owned by LeBr…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Secretary General of the United Nations, Antonio Guterres, has announced that Russia will not receive any Coronavirus vaccines when they become available. He stated that the UN’s 193 sovereign country members ha…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) – The 146th running of the most famous horse race in the world finally went off after months of delays. The normal crowd of 23,000 was reduced to 17, due to the Coronapalooza pandemic and the fact that ticket…
The Kentucky Derby will run without jockeys at the historic Churchill Downs race track, due to rises in COVID-19 cases in the Louisville area. The race, which is usually run in May, but was postponed this year until September 5 due to the pandemic…
LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber is still facing sexual assault woes, and says that he has decided to stop signing autographs, taking selfies with fans, and touching adult girls on their tibias. Bieber notes that Jeffrey Epstein and a prince, a famous…
ORLANDO, Florida – The winner of this year’s Belmont Stakes, Tiz The Law, has been found safe and sound. The fabulous racehorse was found by a high-profile private investigator who deals in equestrian matters, as well as in clandestine operations…
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