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Heathen Teens Struggle to Find Appropriate Expressions of Shock and Dismay

Funny story: Heathen Teens Struggle to Find Appropriate Expressions of Shock and Dismay

Heathen teens, like seventeen-year-old Portia Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, are increasingly struggling to find appropriate expressions of shock and dismay since the standard go-tos, like “Oh my God!” and even “Holy shit!” just don't align with th...

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Pope Francis Spotted at International Atheist Convention

Funny story: Pope Francis Spotted at International Atheist Convention

Last weekend came a huge blow to people of faith when Pope Francis was spotted at the International Atheist Convention in Stockholm, Sweden. When questioned about his attendance at the conference, Pope Francis stated that he was there not as a protes...

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Atheist Writer Abandons Atheism. Looks For ANY Religion After Realizing Majority of Atheists Actually Morons

Funny story: Atheist Writer Abandons Atheism. Looks For ANY Religion After Realizing Majority of Atheists Actually Morons

A Florida author has vowed to abandon atheism and find religion after realizing that many of his fellow atheists are complete and utter morons. Duncan Whitehead of Miami, author of several badly edited, self-published pieces of 'drivel' and well k...

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Rat's Ass Discovered in Collection Plate at Local Church

REDDING, CA - Police have one suspect in custody after an incident yesterday at Grace U-Save Baptist Church where church officials found what was believed to be a rat's ass in a collection plate following services Sunday morning. Pastor Bubba Bun...

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Second Coming Of Christ Postponed Indefinitely

Funny story: Second Coming Of Christ Postponed Indefinitely

HEAVEN - In a move many observers described as inevitable, representatives of God, the Christian God that is, announced Tuesday the indefinite postponement of any "Second Coming" or "Ressurection" that had been promised to Christians for more than t...

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American Atheists Sue National Anthem: Claim Bombs Bursting is not 'Proof'

Funny story: American Atheists Sue National Anthem: Claim Bombs Bursting is not 'Proof'

Washington - American sporting events may never be the same if the American Atheists have their way. The organization filed a lawsuit today in Federal Court objecting to the use of the word 'proof' in the National Anthem. Never afraid to take on a...

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The Reason Why Snowflake, Arizona May End Up Cancelling Christmas

Funny story: The Reason Why Snowflake, Arizona May End Up Cancelling Christmas

SNOWFLAKE, Arizona - The town of Snowflake is situated in the east central part of the state. Snowflake is noted for being the birthplace of Egbert P. Plumbago, the man who is credited with having invented butter. The town is also home to The P...

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Iowa Farmers Could Be Forced To Get Rid of Their Scarecrows

Funny story: Iowa Farmers Could Be Forced To Get Rid of Their Scarecrows

IOWA CITY, Iowa - Many Iowa farmers are up in arms at the announcement that the state may be in the process of outlawing the use of scarecrows on all Iowa farms. A clerk in the governor's office informed reporters for three of Iowa's largest newsp...

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Devolution of evolution! Why it is time to call time on the myth!

Funny story: Devolution of evolution! Why it is time to call time on the myth!

[Writers note: In the interests of spoofery, I will add some of my own comments. However the reader should know that the original article is available online, and could have literally been published on this website unedited, and remain spoof worthy.] Evolutions 'big bang' is claimed to have occurred some 520 million years ago in what is known as the Cambrian explosion. During this period, many...

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David Attenborough - Bans Human Evolution!

Funny story: David Attenborough - Bans Human Evolution!

Following on from yesterdays evolution bullshit that humans were growing taller with bigger penii, Sir David Attenborough has now announced a halt to human evolution. The surprise move, where evolution is an unguided genetic phenomena moulded by n...

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Evolution - European men get taller, their penises longer!

Funny story: Evolution - European men get taller, their penises longer!

According to the latest evolutionist bullshit, European men have grown 11cm taller between 1870s and th 1980s. [Writers Note: Evolution, the notion that pond scum can turn into humans if left for long enough, is the unscientific claptrap which is...

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MC Dawkins strives for pop career!

Funny story: MC Dawkins strives for pop career!

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot MC Dickie Dawkins, has today befuddled his swathe of bleating disciples by unveiling his previously hidden desire to be a pop star. At a recent Saatchi and Saatchi sermon, he broke off and left the sta...

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Pope Francis Proclaims That Atheists Are Infallible

Funny story: Pope Francis Proclaims That Atheists Are Infallible

ROME--Pope Francis, after astounding everyone last week by announcing that even atheists can be redeemed, went a step further today and proclaimed that all atheists are infallible. Pope Francis elaborated: "The Church has misled all of us, all of u...

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Richard Dawkins re science - "it works - bitches"

Funny story: Richard Dawkins re science - "it works - bitches"

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is yet again making the headlines. During a debate, Dawkins is asked "how do you justify scientific method?", to which Dawkins reels of a list of scientifically provable examples, such...

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'Big Bang' ages 80 million years in single day

Funny story: 'Big Bang' ages 80 million years in single day

Fans of utter bollocks are today enraptured by the news that people posing as scientists are claiming that the universe is 80 million years older today than stated yesterday. According to George Esfthathiou, "There's less stuff that we don't under...

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Scientists find 'proof' of 15 million years of non evolution!

Funny story: Scientists find 'proof' of 15 million years of non evolution!

Russian scientists have drilled through layers of antarctic ice and taken samples from a lake believed to be - by them - 15 million years old. On analysis, these new lifeforms remain as bacteria, rather than growing limbs, heads, breasts, eyes, no...

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Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Funny story: Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins has taken a brief break from ridiculing Christians, and has turned his bigoted opinions to insulting muslims, terming them "Islamic Barbarians". Following extremists burning down a sacr...

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Atheism Outlawed In Arkansas

Funny story: Atheism Outlawed In Arkansas

LITTLE ROCK - In a historic move, the Arkansas state legislature has voted 34-1 to outlaw atheism within the state. Senator Stubblefield P. Bootneck, 49, of Monticello stated to Political Salad Bar Magazine that the issue was voted on to show the...

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