In a move that many are calling highly illegal, the state senate of Alabama has voted to have all atheists leave the state within 72 hours. The vote was 96 to remove all atheists, 1 to allow them to stay, and 3 abstentions. One of the atheists,…
LYING BITCH, Alabama - (Satire News) - The town that was named after a streetwalker back in 1899, now has the distinction of being the town where an avowed atheist has just been outed as being a fake atheist. A member of the Lying Bitch City Counc…
DES MOINES – (Satire News) – The Iowa State Senate has just banned, by an overwhelming vote, atheists from residing in the Corncob State. Sen. Melinda P. Crickity [R–Sioux City] informed the Iowa press that the bill should have been passed decades…
DRY PEE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Members of the Arizona Alliance of Atheists recently held their meeting in Dry Pee, Arizona. Senator Lindsey Graham was the featured speaker. He told the audience that, even though he is not an atheist, he knows…
The Vatican—Saying “God has now miraculously revealed how to turn seven loaves and a few small fish into a worldwide smorgasbord,” a Vatican spokesperson announced today that their scientists have figured out the physics behind the process of transub...
For many skeptics disheartened by a lack of prayer-answering but hesitant about making the leap into full-on atheism, deism, a belief in a supreme creator who does not intervene in the universe, offers an extremely appealing alternative, except for t...
Leonard Jessup of Eureka Springs, Arkansas, an outspoken non-believer in God, organized religion, astrology, and lots of other things, admitted to feeling painfully lonely in his skepticism. "I sometimes meet people who call themselves atheists,"...
Wrapping up another highly successful annual atheist convention in Nashville, Tennessee, which brought together atheists, skeptics, humanists, and those "recovering from religion," conference organizers Hal Jenkins snd Gayle Fleming secretly breathe...
Raised as a Christian but subsequently coming to question his faith, Chris Jones of Nashville, Tennessee, finally arrived at the perfect balance of reverence and hipness in the form of agnosticism. "I've found that skeptical sweet spot," said Chri...
While the refrain "Thank God it's Friday!" might suggest that appreciation of the arrival of the final day of the work-week is reserved for the devout, polls show that atheists also very much enjoy Fridays. "Just because I'm not thanking some imag...
Heathen teens, like seventeen-year-old Portia Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, are increasingly struggling to find appropriate expressions of shock and dismay since the standard go-tos, like “Oh my God!” and even “Holy shit!” just don't align with th...
Last weekend came a huge blow to people of faith when Pope Francis was spotted at the International Atheist Convention in Stockholm, Sweden. When questioned about his attendance at the conference, Pope Francis stated that he was there not as a protes...
A Florida author has vowed to abandon atheism and find religion after realizing that many of his fellow atheists are complete and utter morons. Duncan Whitehead of Miami, author of several badly edited, self-published pieces of 'drivel' and well k...
REDDING, CA - Police have one suspect in custody after an incident yesterday at Grace U-Save Baptist Church where church officials found what was believed to be a rat's ass in a collection plate following services Sunday morning. Pastor Bubba Bun...
HEAVEN - In a move many observers described as inevitable, representatives of God, the Christian God that is, announced Tuesday the indefinite postponement of any "Second Coming" or "Ressurection" that had been promised to Christians for more than t...
Washington - American sporting events may never be the same if the American Atheists have their way. The organization filed a lawsuit today in Federal Court objecting to the use of the word 'proof' in the National Anthem. Never afraid to take on a...
SNOWFLAKE, Arizona - The town of Snowflake is situated in the east central part of the state. Snowflake is noted for being the birthplace of Egbert P. Plumbago, the man who is credited with having invented butter. The town is also home to The P...
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