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Funny story: Biden Seen Leaving Tomb: Claims To Have Suburban Mummy Vote

Biden Seen Leaving Tomb: Claims To Have Suburban Mummy Vote

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pollsters who predicted Sleepy Joe Biden would get the suburban mummy vote were vindicated by reports that heavily-bandaged mummies were seen standing in line to cast their vote for the man who looks like he has spent the past 3,00…

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Insults Kamala Harris and Then Gets Her Lily-White Butt Handed to Her

Megyn Kelly Insults Kamala Harris and Then Gets Her Lily-White Butt Handed to Her

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – CNN says that former television news show host Megyn Kelly is trying extremely hard to become relevant again, but she is falling flat on her frumpy, frowning face. Kelly, who once said that the tooth fairy was gay,…

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Funny story: Just One Nut Away From Having A Chipmunk In White House

Just One Nut Away From Having A Chipmunk In White House

BILLINGSGATE POST: Need it be pointed out that if Sleepy Joe were to be elected president, America would be just one nut away from having a chipmunk (Kamala “Breath” Harris) in the White House. Not wishing to offend members of the genera Tamias a…

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Funny story: Sleepy Joe Biden: Trying To Think, But Nothing Happens

Sleepy Joe Biden: Trying To Think, But Nothing Happens

BILLINGSGATE POST: Today, Democrats unleashed a three-pronged attack on President Trump. Resorting to antics first used back in the 1930's by Larry, Moe and Curly of the Three Stooges, their present-day counterparts, Sleepy Joe Biden, Kamala “Breath…

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Funny story: Trump Issues COVID Challenge

Trump Issues COVID Challenge

Donald Trump is becoming increasingly unhinged as he sees his reelection hopes dimming with each passing day. In his most desperate move to date, he has actually issued a COVID challenge to Joe Biden. Trump noted that he recovered from COVID in…

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Funny story: Amy Barrett: Previously Unknown Sexual Impropriety Comes to Light

Amy Barrett: Previously Unknown Sexual Impropriety Comes to Light

Most observers expect that the confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Amy Barrett will be at least as nasty and partisan as those for Brett Kavanaugh. Democrats are busy scouring the woodwork for any skeletons that may be in Amy Barrett’s c…

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Funny story: Deja Voodoo: Biden Names Kamala Harris For Supreme Court

Deja Voodoo: Biden Names Kamala Harris For Supreme Court

BILLINGSGATE POST: With the news that Kamala “Breath” Harris had supplanted him for top billing on the Democrat Presidential ticket, Joe Biden returned the favor by choosing her to replace Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the Supreme Court. To put this in…

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Funny story: Biden-Harris to add dazzle to lackluster campaign

Biden-Harris to add dazzle to lackluster campaign

Political experts have suggested Democrats not only need to move “left,” there's an additional problem. The Biden-Harris candidacy seriously lacks the dazzle and noise of Trump's rallies. To some Democrats the Biden ticket is pallid and uninte…

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Funny story: Slim: Talk Dirty To Me

Slim: Talk Dirty To Me

BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler have come a long way. Just a year ago, they were dutifully monitoring the cross-dressing escapades of James Comey and Robert Mueller from their government issued, vintage 1952 St…

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Funny story: Joe Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) Biden

Joe Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: Kamala “Breath” Harris, Joe Biden's running mate in the 2020 election, raised eyebrows on Monday evening after she accidentally touted economic plans under a "Harris administration." "A Harris administration, together with Joe B…

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Funny story: Kamala So Nasty Parents Tied A Pork Chop Around Her Neck So Dog Would Play With Her

Kamala So Nasty Parents Tied A Pork Chop Around Her Neck So Dog Would Play With Her

BILLINGSGATE POST: At a rally in North Carolina this evening, President Trump told his followers that Kamala “Breath” Harris would be an “insult” as first female president. Earlier in the day, in an interview on CNN, Harris said that she was so p…

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Funny story: Biden: Can’t Wait To Get Into Kamala’s Snickers

Biden: Can’t Wait To Get Into Kamala’s Snickers

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in his first appearance on the campaign trail since coming out of his basement, Joe Biden mentioned that he couldn’t resist chocolates and had a secret craving for Snickers. “I can’t wait to get into Kamala’s Snicker…

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Funny story: Pardon Me: Trump, Pence, and the 2020 Ticket

Pardon Me: Trump, Pence, and the 2020 Ticket

Mike Pence will be running for re-election as vice-president. In most circles, this is quite a surprise. The issue has nothing to do with what Pence did or did not do. Overall, he has been a good vice president who has somehow managed to avoid loo…

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Funny story: Joe Biden: Kamala May Be Nasty, But She’s Prettier Than Alice Cooper

Joe Biden: Kamala May Be Nasty, But She’s Prettier Than Alice Cooper

BILLINGSGATE POST: Beauty, like nastiness, is in the eyes of the beholder. But when you are faced with choosing one over the other, take beauty every time. Joe Biden made it absolutely clear that he would choose a woman to be his running mate. Hi…

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Funny story: Sis-Boom-Bah! The Sounds Heard When Biden Sniffs Kamala’s Hair For First Time

Sis-Boom-Bah! The Sounds Heard When Biden Sniffs Kamala’s Hair For First Time

BILLINGSGATE POST: SIS-BOOM-BAH! THE ENVELOPE PLEASE.... WHAT DOES IT SOUND LIKE WHEN JOE BIDEN STICKS HIS NOSE IN KAMALA’s HAIR? It is noteworthy that this is the same sound heard when a sheep explodes. But what does an exploding sheep hav…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Comes Out Of Basement, Sees Shadow And Goes Back Into Hibernation

Joe Biden Comes Out Of Basement, Sees Shadow And Goes Back Into Hibernation

BILLINGSGATE POST: On February 2, when the groundhog is said to come out of its hole at the end of hibernation, if the animal sees its shadow, it portends to six more weeks of winter weather. Anthropomorphically speaking - which is an art form w…

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Funny story: According to the Squad, Kamala Harris is only a 1/3rd Woman of Color

According to the Squad, Kamala Harris is only a 1/3rd Woman of Color

According to the Squad, the label “woman of color” or “person of color” is not binary. There are degrees of colorness that must be recognized going forward. Kamala Harris, unfortunately, is deemed to be only a 1/3rd woman of color. Former presiden…

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