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Funny story: Trump Says, That He Finally Got “Pocahontas” Warren Heading Back To Her Reservation Where She Belongs

Trump Says, That He Finally Got “Pocahontas” Warren Heading Back To Her Reservation Where She Belongs

PAW PAW, West Virginia – Massachusetts senator and rejected Democratic presidential candidate, Elizabeth Warren, has thrown in the turquoise towel, as they say out in Santa Fe, New Mexico. President Trump speaking at a rally in Paw Paw, West Virgi...

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Funny story: Cherokee Woman Pulls Out Of Race: Burial Rituals for Pocahontas Begin

Cherokee Woman Pulls Out Of Race: Burial Rituals for Pocahontas Begin

BILLINGSGATE POST: As a culture, Cherokee Indians are very spiritual people that view death as a transition rather than an end. Funeral services are usually conducted by a Cherokee shaman the day after death. The bodies are traditionally buried in t...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Warren Got Clobbered In The South Carolina Primary and Now Wonders Why Voters Just Don’t Like Her

Elizabeth Warren Got Clobbered In The South Carolina Primary and Now Wonders Why Voters Just Don’t Like Her

CHARLESTON, South Carolina – The woman that President Trump nicknamed “Pocahontas” got soundly beaten at the voting booths. Warren finished in 5th place with just 7% of the total vote. She sat in her motel room and wondered why so many of her supp...

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Funny story: President Trump Sarcastically Chimes In On The South Carolina Democratic Primary

President Trump Sarcastically Chimes In On The South Carolina Democratic Primary

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was asked by a reporter with RumorLand News for his opinion on the Democratic Primary. Trump grinned and said that he didn’t really see much of of it because he was watching reruns of “Gilligan’s Island.” He d...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Wins Big In A South Carolina Blowout!

Joe Biden Wins Big In A South Carolina Blowout!

COLUMBIA, South Carolina – Former Vice-President, Joe Biden, showed that there is still a lot of gas in his tank, as he scored a resounding victory in the South Carolina Democratic Primary, winning close to 50% of the vote. President Trump sent hi...

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Funny story: The South Carolina Democratic Debate Turned Into A Bernie Sanders Roast

The South Carolina Democratic Debate Turned Into A Bernie Sanders Roast

CHARLESTON, South Carolina – The audience members in the first two rows could have certainly used some raincoats as six of the candidates instantly ganged up on Bernie “The Stud” Sanders, and spit could be seen flying everywhere. Sanders who is 78...

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Funny story: Bernie “The Stud” Sanders Captures Nevada

Bernie “The Stud” Sanders Captures Nevada

LAS VEGAS – Bernie Sanders showed everyone that there is still a whole lot of fire in the old boy. He resoundingly won the Nevada Caucuses beating Joe “Blue Collar” Biden, Pete “Rainbow Britches” Buttigieg, Elizabeth “Sacajawea” Warren, and Tom “$$$”...

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Funny story: The Nevada Democratic Debate Just About Turned Into a WWF Wrestling Match

The Nevada Democratic Debate Just About Turned Into a WWF Wrestling Match

LAS VEGAS – The Vox Populi News Agency has reported that the Democratic candidates pretty much turned the debate into a free-for-all. In fact, several audience members sitting in the front row had to duck a couple of folding chairs that were toss...

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Funny story: Bernie “The Stud” Sanders Wins The New Hampshire Democratic Primary

Bernie “The Stud” Sanders Wins The New Hampshire Democratic Primary

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – The iNews Agency is reporting that Senator Bernie Sanders is the winner of the New Hampshire Democratic Primary. Sanders who is 78, was grinning from ear-to-ear as he remarked “I just want to say that my victory tonigh...

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Funny story: Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren All Agree That If, Nominated, They’ll Each Pick Mitt Romney To Be Their Secretary of State.

Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren All Agree That If, Nominated, They’ll Each Pick Mitt Romney To Be Their Secretary of State.

NEW YORK CITY – The iNews Agency is reporting that three of the top Democratic contenders are very impressed by Mitt Romney, whom "The View’s" Joy Behar said is the only Republican in Congress who has any balls. She laughed and said that "Comrade...

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Funny story: Fossil Democrats Galvanize Geriatrics

Fossil Democrats Galvanize Geriatrics

The senile and enfeebled are whooping it up while Democratic Presidential candidates get wheeled across hustings on their respective campaign trails. Jo Biden (77), Bernie Sanders (78), and Eizabeth Warren (70), though confused and doddering, have...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Warren denies using “grab 'em” terminology borrowed from Trump

Elizabeth Warren denies using “grab 'em” terminology borrowed from Trump

Recently, CNN reported a conflict between Ms. Warren and Bernie Sanders over a “he said, she said” controversy related to the 2020 presidential election. Ms. Warren thought Mr. Sanders said a woman could not win the presidency, which he then vehem...

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Funny story: Democrat Congress to Make "Capitalism" Illegal by 2020

Democrat Congress to Make "Capitalism" Illegal by 2020

NEW YORK - A recent CNBC business segment with Jim Cramer reported that Wall Street would face "annihilation" if Elizabeth Warren were to be elected President of the United States in 2020. Although an "Ultra-Millionaire Tax" got the most attention, t...

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Funny story: Slim Everdingle Jumps On Pocahontas Bandwagon

Slim Everdingle Jumps On Pocahontas Bandwagon

BILLINGSGATE POST: The good, the bad and the ugly: Slim Everdingle has seen it all. But, after reviewing the twenty-plus candidates who aspire to run against Donald Trump for the presidency, only one - Pocahontas - put arrows in his quiver. The...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Speaks Out Against Hate Crimes

Donald Trump Speaks Out Against Hate Crimes

President Trump recently spoke to supporters at a Wisconsin rally. In the wake of recent hate crimes, many wondered if Trump would address the topic of 'hate crime', and he did. Here is the opening portion of his speech: "Friends, we are facing gr...

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Funny story: A Message From Donald Trump

A Message From Donald Trump

Now that the Russia hoax has been put to rest, I’d like to talk about important issues. First off, I’m not overweight. My critics say I’m obese, but I’m not. I’m 250 pounds of presidential dynamite. Presidential dynamite. All the do...

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Funny story: Latest Proclamation from Elizabeth Warren About Her “Native American Ancestry”

Latest Proclamation from Elizabeth Warren About Her “Native American Ancestry”

In a press conference at the Back-Bay Plaza hotel in Boston, putative Presidential candidate Warren proclaimed her definitive genetic link to a historic American tribe. She now affirms, citing Exegesis Genome Testing [EGT], that she is of the Mohica...

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