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Funny story: Local Man Breathes Sigh of Relief That Psychotic Ex-Wife Directs Abusive Rants Toward Spirit Airlines

Local Man Breathes Sigh of Relief That Psychotic Ex-Wife Directs Abusive Rants Toward Spirit Airlines

Oklahoma City resident Peter Berenger appeared happy and relaxed at his office job this week after discovering that his psychotic ex-wife has been channeling her abusive venomous rants toward the budget-conscious Spirit Airlines instead of him.

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Funny story: California Earthquakes Part of a Plot To Eject Golden State

California Earthquakes Part of a Plot To Eject Golden State

The plot to separate California from the rest of the country has been exposed thanks to a government whistleblower. Although the truth has come out, it might be too late to save California because the plan is in motion and unstoppable. Operation F...

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Funny story: Dad Secretly Resents Being Expected to Spend Father's Day with His Kids

Dad Secretly Resents Being Expected to Spend Father's Day with His Kids

While Grant Lowell of Newton, Massachusetts, appreciates that there's a special holiday set aside to honor all that he does for his four children, ages six through eleven, he admitted to secretly resenting being expected to spend Father's Day with hi...

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Funny story: Jeff Bezos Divorce Proves Money Can't Buy Happiness

Jeff Bezos Divorce Proves Money Can't Buy Happiness

The world's richest man, Amazon boss, Jeff Bezos and his wife, MacKenzie, are to divorce after 25 years of marriage, proving, without a shred of a doubt, the old maxim that money can't buy you happiness. Bezos created the multinational technology...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Movie stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose marriage ended in a split in 2016, have ended their custardy battle in agreement, reports the Spoof. Pitt and Jolie - commonly referred to by fans as 'Brangelina' - have six children aged between 10...

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Funny story: Marriages Where One Of The Couple Shits The Bed, More Likely To End In Divorce - Study

Marriages Where One Of The Couple Shits The Bed, More Likely To End In Divorce - Study

Marriages where one of the couples shits the bed, are more likely to end in divorce, says a study I made up off the top of my head today. Divorce rates worldwide have soared over the last 20 years, but it's amongst the bedshitting community that s...

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Funny story: Couple To Divorce Over Toilet Seat

Couple To Divorce Over Toilet Seat

A couple in Barrow-in-Furness have told family and friends that they are to divorce after failing to reach an amicable agreement in their decades-old dispute over their toilet seat. Malcolm and Marjery Loggerhead have been man and wife for 52 year...

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Funny story: The Chinese get smart by innovating faster

The Chinese get smart by innovating faster

Wealthy Chinese men who fear the terrible prospects of child support payments, alimony payments, and community property laws have decided to hire American women to serve as surrogates for their children, creating a small but growing business of provi...

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Funny story: Highly evolved Germans argue against Indian courts

Highly evolved Germans argue against Indian courts

The German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Elite, an organization of gifted Germans is arguing against India's Supreme Court and their decision to question the practice of instant divorce, a muslim practice that adheres to the evolutionary proce...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Donald Trump has set precedent after precedent on his way to the White House, now it seems he will be the first sitting president to get a divorce. According to a close friend of the First Lady, Melania Trump cited Donald's womanizing and bullyin...

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Funny story: Couple Files for Divorce over Sudden Zodiac Sign Change

Couple Files for Divorce over Sudden Zodiac Sign Change

Fort Lee, NJ - A couple who just celebrated their 30th anniversary has decided to divorce due to a recent change in Zodiac signs. The couple concluded they are no longer compatible due to the recent NASA change, which adds Ophiuchus for birthdays fr...

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Funny story: Pitt-Jolie Divorce Terms : Pitt Agrees To Living On $500 a Month If She Gets All The Annoying Kids, "Visitation neither desired nor at all necessary," says Pitt Lawyer.

Pitt-Jolie Divorce Terms : Pitt Agrees To Living On $500 a Month If She Gets All The Annoying Kids, "Visitation neither desired nor at all necessary," says Pitt Lawyer.

Los Angeles, CA - Details are emerging now about a pending divorce settlement between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, in which Jolie gets all the children. "Mr. Pitt always found them annoying," his own attorney said. He went on to say that Jol...

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Funny story: Divorce Lawyer Hits The Jackpot - Outside IKEA!

Divorce Lawyer Hits The Jackpot - Outside IKEA!

Carson, Calif. - Business has never been better for Max Splitski, a divorce lawyer in the Los Angeles area. And his recent surge in clientele has all come from the very same place - the exit door at the IKEA, just down the road from his offices. "...

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Funny story: 10 Most Common Reasons for Divorce

10 Most Common Reasons for Divorce

In a survey conducted in twenty American prisons concerning the relationship between crime and marriage break-up, it was concluded that one of the main problems in relationships was language. Communication problems all devolved to the contrary understanding of the meaning of words. The comprehension of words however was mediated by false beliefs and values that were inherently pernicious or i...

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Funny story: For Everyone to See: Divorce Notices via Jumbotron

For Everyone to See: Divorce Notices via Jumbotron

Arlington, TX-A group of local divorce lawyers have teamed up with Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, to offer a newfangled way of delivering divorce notices to spouses. They will put them on the over 3,000 Sony® LCD displays around th...

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Funny story: Divorce Lawyers Line Up Outside Kim and Kanye's Wedding

Divorce Lawyers Line Up Outside Kim and Kanye's Wedding

It's the stuff fairytales are made of; Kim Kardashian is to finally wed her incredibly wealthy, highly successful soul mate, Kanye West. This is the most highly anticipated wedding of the year, possibly of all time, and has divorce lawyers across the...

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Funny story: Man Cheats On Wife With iPhone's Siri

Man Cheats On Wife With iPhone's Siri

After two children, one dog, and three cars, Raymond Jones (42) of Niagara Falls, NY has filed for divorce from his wife of 12 years Rebecca (37). In the fall of 2013 the eligible (for an upgraded cell phone) Raymond went to his local AT&T sto...

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