WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Well in the "What The Hell Took You So Fucking Long, George Department," George Conway, the husband of Trump's ex-campaign manager, chief advisor, and Big Mac fetcher, (Kellyanne Conway) has finally had his fill of…
The all - female Marital Happiness Committee of the Federal Male/Female institute put out a major study. Homes would be happier(less divorce), if wives could wear the Pants in the Family 50% of the time. Men could wear a male kilt or the anc…
Why did several of the Royal Men have to have divorced Women as their Wives - with all sorts of attractive single Women around? Is it some emotional longing for Mommy? Anyway - Edward the Eighth had to Have twice divorced Wallace Simpson.
Guys and (maybe) gals, get ready for love! (A Clockwork Orange?) Put on your best suit and/or dress (OK, who are we kidding? She won’t openly go gay, so, ladies, bark up another tree.) Marjorie Taylor Greene is soon coming on the meat market, and…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - According to Turnstile Review writer Buckaroo Kazoo, one of the happiest couples in the nation is Tom and Gizele (Brady). The couple do everything together, having traveled to 89 of the world's 196 nations, i…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the wife of Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has told him that she is thinking of filing for adivorce. Zorro La Bamba with SBG has learned that Tom's wife, B…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - There are literally hundreds and hundreds of people who have made Trump see red. Individuals from Nancy Pelosi to Robert DeNiro, and Celion Dion to Rosie O'Donnell, but no one has ever made him madder that his…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Rupert Murdoch has always said that he loves the idea of being married to hot, sexy, blonde woman. And so after divorcing Texas-born model Jerry Hall, who was once married to Rolling Stones singer, Mick Jagger, the…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - In a move that has not really surprised those who are in the know, Jada Pinkett Smith has hired famed divorce attorney Gloria Allred, and she has filed for divorce from her extremely tempermental, totally out-of-control hu…
A traditional family game of Jenga at Christmas has led to divorce like it has done every year for the past few years. Stacey Johnson and Sidney Bartholomew were playing their traditional family game of Jenga with Stacey’s Brother Gary, sister in…
EL SEGUNDO, California – (Satire News) – Rhonda Pellabrew, who is only 27, has already been married four times. She says that ever since she was in high school she just has had an uncontrollable desire to have as much d*ck (peni*) as possible.
OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) – According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, two of the most famous NBA courtside fans have just filed for the “Big D.” Dell and Sonya Curry, told BPT's Carolina Chipotle, that after 33 years of marriage, the rigors of attending s…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind and The Washington Globe-Express are both reporting that the wife of Senator Mitch McConnell, Elaine Chao, is totally fed up with her husband’s political antics and shady shenanigans and she w…
SEATTLE, Washington – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has disclosed that Bill and Melinda Gates are worth $128 billion. Reporter Taffeta Kixx stated that she recently interviewed the soon-to-be-ex-Mrs. Bill Gates at her luxuriously amazing mansion called…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The nation’s First Lady called in to the "Sean Hannity Show," and informed him that she has finally decided to file for divorce from Donald Johnny Trump. Mrs. Trump told the Fox News host that she has had it wit…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – After years of keeping most of her relationship with Justin Bieber to herself, Selena Gomez has opened up to her good friend and reporter, Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk. Gomez’ top hits include “The Heart W…
Back in 1982, John Mellencamp's little ditty about Jack and Diane went viral, transforming two small town kids into household names. But the years haven't been kind to the two American kids living in the Heartland, who recently announced their pla…
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