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Funny story: Husband Seeks to Divorce His Wife Because of Her Addiction To Hostess Twinkies

Husband Seeks to Divorce His Wife Because of Her Addiction To Hostess Twinkies

JOPLIN, Missouri – In what is being touted as one of the strangest divorces in recent memory, Harry Blixenpip has decided to divorce his wife of 17 years, Winnie Blixenpip. Harry revealed that he just got fed up with arguing with his wife about he...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Confesses Her Marriage is on The Rocks

Ivanka Trump Confesses Her Marriage is on The Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Close friends of first daughter, Ivanka Trump, have said that, lately, she has not been her normal, bubbly, blonde self. One very close friend who has known her since they were both in the second grade, said that Ivanka is alway...

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Funny story: The Queen And Prince Philip To Divorce

The Queen And Prince Philip To Divorce

There was a shock announcement from Buckingham Palace tonight, when it was revealed that Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, and her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip, are to divorce after 72 years of marriage. The Queen, 93, and Prince P...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres’ Beautiful Wife Portia de Rossi Talks About The Divorce Rumors

Ellen DeGeneres’ Beautiful Wife Portia de Rossi Talks About The Divorce Rumors

HOLLYWOOD – It has been reported by The Hollywood Star-Herald Newspaper that America’s daytime show sweetheart, Ellen DeGeneres, is sad over the fact that her wife of 11 years, Portia (de Rossi) wants a divorce. Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres, (Portia) 47,...

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Funny story: Thousand pound male seeks bride; finds, but it doesn't last

Thousand pound male seeks bride; finds, but it doesn't last

Strong man from Northern Pakistan, Arbab Khizer Hayat, has responded sympathetically to a fellow hulk's plight who came forward yesterday. This new figure in the mammoth male field felt obliged to share his experience with Mr. Hayat after the latt...

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Funny story: Yin and Yang Seek Divorce, Citing Irreconcilable Differences

Yin and Yang Seek Divorce, Citing Irreconcilable Differences

Yin and Yang, one of the world's most beloved and recognizable couples, have filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split. "It happens," said the dark-haired Ms. Yin. "After thousands of years, couples just gr...

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Funny story: Local Man Breathes Sigh of Relief That Psychotic Ex-Wife Directs Abusive Rants Toward Spirit Airlines

Local Man Breathes Sigh of Relief That Psychotic Ex-Wife Directs Abusive Rants Toward Spirit Airlines

Oklahoma City resident Peter Berenger appeared happy and relaxed at his office job this week after discovering that his psychotic ex-wife has been channeling her abusive venomous rants toward the budget-conscious Spirit Airlines instead of him.

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Funny story: California Earthquakes Part of a Plot To Eject Golden State

California Earthquakes Part of a Plot To Eject Golden State

The plot to separate California from the rest of the country has been exposed thanks to a government whistleblower. Although the truth has come out, it might be too late to save California because the plan is in motion and unstoppable. Operation F...

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Funny story: Dad Secretly Resents Being Expected to Spend Father's Day with His Kids

Dad Secretly Resents Being Expected to Spend Father's Day with His Kids

While Grant Lowell of Newton, Massachusetts, appreciates that there's a special holiday set aside to honor all that he does for his four children, ages six through eleven, he admitted to secretly resenting being expected to spend Father's Day with hi...

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Funny story: Jeff Bezos Divorce Proves Money Can't Buy Happiness

Jeff Bezos Divorce Proves Money Can't Buy Happiness

The world's richest man, Amazon boss, Jeff Bezos and his wife, MacKenzie, are to divorce after 25 years of marriage, proving, without a shred of a doubt, the old maxim that money can't buy you happiness. Bezos created the multinational technology...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Movie stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose marriage ended in a split in 2016, have ended their custardy battle in agreement, reports the Spoof. Pitt and Jolie - commonly referred to by fans as 'Brangelina' - have six children aged between 10...

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Funny story: Marriages Where One Of The Couple Shits The Bed, More Likely To End In Divorce - Study

Marriages Where One Of The Couple Shits The Bed, More Likely To End In Divorce - Study

Marriages where one of the couples shits the bed, are more likely to end in divorce, says a study I made up off the top of my head today. Divorce rates worldwide have soared over the last 20 years, but it's amongst the bedshitting community that s...

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Funny story: Couple To Divorce Over Toilet Seat

Couple To Divorce Over Toilet Seat

A couple in Barrow-in-Furness have told family and friends that they are to divorce after failing to reach an amicable agreement in their decades-old dispute over their toilet seat. Malcolm and Marjery Loggerhead have been man and wife for 52 year...

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Funny story: The Chinese get smart by innovating faster

The Chinese get smart by innovating faster

Wealthy Chinese men who fear the terrible prospects of child support payments, alimony payments, and community property laws have decided to hire American women to serve as surrogates for their children, creating a small but growing business of provi...

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Funny story: Highly evolved Germans argue against Indian courts

Highly evolved Germans argue against Indian courts

The German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Elite, an organization of gifted Germans is arguing against India's Supreme Court and their decision to question the practice of instant divorce, a muslim practice that adheres to the evolutionary proce...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Donald Trump has set precedent after precedent on his way to the White House, now it seems he will be the first sitting president to get a divorce. According to a close friend of the First Lady, Melania Trump cited Donald's womanizing and bullyin...

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Funny story: Couple Files for Divorce over Sudden Zodiac Sign Change

Couple Files for Divorce over Sudden Zodiac Sign Change

Fort Lee, NJ - A couple who just celebrated their 30th anniversary has decided to divorce due to a recent change in Zodiac signs. The couple concluded they are no longer compatible due to the recent NASA change, which adds Ophiuchus for birthdays fr...

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