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Funny story: Bill Gates Wife Says She Wants $100 Billion or Else The Shit Hits The Fan

Bill Gates Wife Says She Wants $100 Billion or Else The Shit Hits The Fan

SEATTLE, Washington – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has disclosed that Bill and Melinda Gates are worth $128 billion. Reporter Taffeta Kixx stated that she recently interviewed the soon-to-be-ex-Mrs. Bill Gates at her luxuriously amazing mansion called…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Tells Sean Hannity She’s Filing For Divorce

Melania Trump Tells Sean Hannity She’s Filing For Divorce

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The nation’s First Lady called in to the "Sean Hannity Show," and informed him that she has finally decided to file for divorce from Donald Johnny Trump. Mrs. Trump told the Fox News host that she has had it wit…

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Reveals an Astounding Secret About Her and Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez Reveals an Astounding Secret About Her and Justin Bieber

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – After years of keeping most of her relationship with Justin Bieber to herself, Selena Gomez has opened up to her good friend and reporter, Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk. Gomez’ top hits include “The Heart W…

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Funny story: Jack and Diane Embroiled in Bitter Divorce

Jack and Diane Embroiled in Bitter Divorce

Back in 1982, John Mellencamp's little ditty about Jack and Diane went viral, transforming two small town kids into household names. But the years haven't been kind to the two American kids living in the Heartland, who recently announced their pla…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says That As Soon As Husband Kanye West Is Free of the Coronapalooza Virus She is Kicking His Ass Out

Kim Kardashian Says That As Soon As Husband Kanye West Is Free of the Coronapalooza Virus She is Kicking His Ass Out

CALABASAS, California – (Satire News) – The star of the hit reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” told CNN’s Don Lemon that she has had it with the space alien-like shenanigans of her husband, Kanye West. Kim said that she is sad to say t…

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Funny story: 50% of All Headlines About Marriage End in Divorce

50% of All Headlines About Marriage End in Divorce

(Reno) – A new survey released by marriageheadlines.com revealed that almost half them end in Divorce. Recent examples are “50% of All Marriages End in Divorce” and “What’s the deal with all the Divorce?” “I remember a simpler time when only about…

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Funny story: Husband Seeks to Divorce His Wife Because of Her Addiction To Hostess Twinkies

Husband Seeks to Divorce His Wife Because of Her Addiction To Hostess Twinkies

JOPLIN, Missouri – In what is being touted as one of the strangest divorces in recent memory, Harry Blixenpip has decided to divorce his wife of 17 years, Winnie Blixenpip. Harry revealed that he just got fed up with arguing with his wife about he...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Confesses Her Marriage is on The Rocks

Ivanka Trump Confesses Her Marriage is on The Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Close friends of first daughter, Ivanka Trump, have said that, lately, she has not been her normal, bubbly, blonde self. One very close friend who has known her since they were both in the second grade, said that Ivanka is alway...

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Funny story: The Queen And Prince Philip To Divorce

The Queen And Prince Philip To Divorce

There was a shock announcement from Buckingham Palace tonight, when it was revealed that Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, and her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip, are to divorce after 72 years of marriage. The Queen, 93, and Prince P...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres’ Beautiful Wife Portia de Rossi Talks About The Divorce Rumors

Ellen DeGeneres’ Beautiful Wife Portia de Rossi Talks About The Divorce Rumors

HOLLYWOOD – It has been reported by The Hollywood Star-Herald Newspaper that America’s daytime show sweetheart, Ellen DeGeneres, is sad over the fact that her wife of 11 years, Portia (de Rossi) wants a divorce. Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres, (Portia) 47,...

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Funny story: Thousand pound male seeks bride; finds, but it doesn't last

Thousand pound male seeks bride; finds, but it doesn't last

Strong man from Northern Pakistan, Arbab Khizer Hayat, has responded sympathetically to a fellow hulk's plight who came forward yesterday. This new figure in the mammoth male field felt obliged to share his experience with Mr. Hayat after the latt...

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Funny story: Yin and Yang Seek Divorce, Citing Irreconcilable Differences

Yin and Yang Seek Divorce, Citing Irreconcilable Differences

Yin and Yang, one of the world's most beloved and recognizable couples, have filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split. "It happens," said the dark-haired Ms. Yin. "After thousands of years, couples just gr...

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Funny story: Local Man Breathes Sigh of Relief That Psychotic Ex-Wife Directs Abusive Rants Toward Spirit Airlines

Local Man Breathes Sigh of Relief That Psychotic Ex-Wife Directs Abusive Rants Toward Spirit Airlines

Oklahoma City resident Peter Berenger appeared happy and relaxed at his office job this week after discovering that his psychotic ex-wife has been channeling her abusive venomous rants toward the budget-conscious Spirit Airlines instead of him.

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Funny story: California Earthquakes Part of a Plot To Eject Golden State

California Earthquakes Part of a Plot To Eject Golden State

The plot to separate California from the rest of the country has been exposed thanks to a government whistleblower. Although the truth has come out, it might be too late to save California because the plan is in motion and unstoppable. Operation F...

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Funny story: Dad Secretly Resents Being Expected to Spend Father's Day with His Kids

Dad Secretly Resents Being Expected to Spend Father's Day with His Kids

While Grant Lowell of Newton, Massachusetts, appreciates that there's a special holiday set aside to honor all that he does for his four children, ages six through eleven, he admitted to secretly resenting being expected to spend Father's Day with hi...

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Funny story: Jeff Bezos Divorce Proves Money Can't Buy Happiness

Jeff Bezos Divorce Proves Money Can't Buy Happiness

The world's richest man, Amazon boss, Jeff Bezos and his wife, MacKenzie, are to divorce after 25 years of marriage, proving, without a shred of a doubt, the old maxim that money can't buy you happiness. Bezos created the multinational technology...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Movie stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose marriage ended in a split in 2016, have ended their custardy battle in agreement, reports the Spoof. Pitt and Jolie - commonly referred to by fans as 'Brangelina' - have six children aged between 10...

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