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Funny story: Trump Tells Melania He'll Give Her $2 Million To Drop The Divorce Proceedings

Trump Tells Melania He'll Give Her $2 Million To Drop The Divorce Proceedings

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - There are literally hundreds and hundreds of people who have made Trump see red. Individuals from Nancy Pelosi to Robert DeNiro, and Celion Dion to Rosie O'Donnell, but no one has ever made him madder that his…

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Funny story: Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Divorces Jerry Hall And Quickly Marries a Gorgeously Sexy 24-Year-Old Woman

Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Divorces Jerry Hall And Quickly Marries a Gorgeously Sexy 24-Year-Old Woman

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Rupert Murdoch has always said that he loves the idea of being married to hot, sexy, blonde woman. And so after divorcing Texas-born model Jerry Hall, who was once married to Rolling Stones singer, Mick Jagger, the…

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Funny story: Jada Pinkett Smith Files For Divorce - Will Smith Is Devastated!

Jada Pinkett Smith Files For Divorce - Will Smith Is Devastated!

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - In a move that has not really surprised those who are in the know, Jada Pinkett Smith has hired famed divorce attorney Gloria Allred, and she has filed for divorce from her extremely tempermental, totally out-of-control hu…

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Funny story: Family game of Jenga leads to divorce

Family game of Jenga leads to divorce

A traditional family game of Jenga at Christmas has led to divorce like it has done every year for the past few years. Stacey Johnson and Sidney Bartholomew were playing their traditional family game of Jenga with Stacey’s Brother Gary, sister in…

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Funny story: After Her 4th Divorce a 27-Year-Old Woman Says That She Has Finally Found The Love of Her Life

After Her 4th Divorce a 27-Year-Old Woman Says That She Has Finally Found The Love of Her Life

EL SEGUNDO, California – (Satire News) – Rhonda Pellabrew, who is only 27, has already been married four times. She says that ever since she was in high school she just has had an uncontrollable desire to have as much d*ck (peni*) as possible.

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Funny story: Golden State Warriors Super Star Stephen Curry’s Dad and Mom Have Filed For Divorce

Golden State Warriors Super Star Stephen Curry’s Dad and Mom Have Filed For Divorce

OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) – According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, two of the most famous NBA courtside fans have just filed for the “Big D.” Dell and Sonya Curry, told BPT's Carolina Chipotle, that after 33 years of marriage, the rigors of attending s…

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Funny story: Mrs. Mitch McConnell Has Had It With Mitch And She Wants a Divorce Pronto!

Mrs. Mitch McConnell Has Had It With Mitch And She Wants a Divorce Pronto!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind and The Washington Globe-Express are both reporting that the wife of Senator Mitch McConnell, Elaine Chao, is totally fed up with her husband’s political antics and shady shenanigans and she w…

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Funny story: Bill Gates Wife Says She Wants $100 Billion or Else The Shit Hits The Fan

Bill Gates Wife Says She Wants $100 Billion or Else The Shit Hits The Fan

SEATTLE, Washington – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has disclosed that Bill and Melinda Gates are worth $128 billion. Reporter Taffeta Kixx stated that she recently interviewed the soon-to-be-ex-Mrs. Bill Gates at her luxuriously amazing mansion called…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Tells Sean Hannity She’s Filing For Divorce

Melania Trump Tells Sean Hannity She’s Filing For Divorce

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The nation’s First Lady called in to the "Sean Hannity Show," and informed him that she has finally decided to file for divorce from Donald Johnny Trump. Mrs. Trump told the Fox News host that she has had it wit…

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Reveals an Astounding Secret About Her and Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez Reveals an Astounding Secret About Her and Justin Bieber

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – After years of keeping most of her relationship with Justin Bieber to herself, Selena Gomez has opened up to her good friend and reporter, Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk. Gomez’ top hits include “The Heart W…

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Funny story: Jack and Diane Embroiled in Bitter Divorce

Jack and Diane Embroiled in Bitter Divorce

Back in 1982, John Mellencamp's little ditty about Jack and Diane went viral, transforming two small town kids into household names. But the years haven't been kind to the two American kids living in the Heartland, who recently announced their pla…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says That As Soon As Husband Kanye West Is Free of the Coronapalooza Virus She is Kicking His Ass Out

Kim Kardashian Says That As Soon As Husband Kanye West Is Free of the Coronapalooza Virus She is Kicking His Ass Out

CALABASAS, California – (Satire News) – The star of the hit reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” told CNN’s Don Lemon that she has had it with the space alien-like shenanigans of her husband, Kanye West. Kim said that she is sad to say t…

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Funny story: 50% of All Headlines About Marriage End in Divorce

50% of All Headlines About Marriage End in Divorce

(Reno) – A new survey released by marriageheadlines.com revealed that almost half them end in Divorce. Recent examples are “50% of All Marriages End in Divorce” and “What’s the deal with all the Divorce?” “I remember a simpler time when only about…

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Funny story: Husband Seeks to Divorce His Wife Because of Her Addiction To Hostess Twinkies

Husband Seeks to Divorce His Wife Because of Her Addiction To Hostess Twinkies

JOPLIN, Missouri – In what is being touted as one of the strangest divorces in recent memory, Harry Blixenpip has decided to divorce his wife of 17 years, Winnie Blixenpip. Harry revealed that he just got fed up with arguing with his wife about he...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Confesses Her Marriage is on The Rocks

Ivanka Trump Confesses Her Marriage is on The Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Close friends of first daughter, Ivanka Trump, have said that, lately, she has not been her normal, bubbly, blonde self. One very close friend who has known her since they were both in the second grade, said that Ivanka is alway...

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Funny story: The Queen And Prince Philip To Divorce

The Queen And Prince Philip To Divorce

There was a shock announcement from Buckingham Palace tonight, when it was revealed that Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, and her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip, are to divorce after 72 years of marriage. The Queen, 93, and Prince P...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres’ Beautiful Wife Portia de Rossi Talks About The Divorce Rumors

Ellen DeGeneres’ Beautiful Wife Portia de Rossi Talks About The Divorce Rumors

HOLLYWOOD – It has been reported by The Hollywood Star-Herald Newspaper that America’s daytime show sweetheart, Ellen DeGeneres, is sad over the fact that her wife of 11 years, Portia (de Rossi) wants a divorce. Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres, (Portia) 47,...

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