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Funny story: Trump Responds Bitterly To Claims That His Wall Is Destroying Sacred Indian Ground In Arizona

Trump Responds Bitterly To Claims That His Wall Is Destroying Sacred Indian Ground In Arizona

NOGALES, Arizona – President Trump was in Nogales to dedicate a memorial to Apollo Diddawinski, 84, the man who single-handedly planted over 900,000 saguaro cactuses all over the state. And he did it while driving in a Volkswagen Beetle. The presi...

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Funny story: India declares the River Ganges is now a person!

India declares the River Ganges is now a person!

The Indian government have introduced new legislation pertaining to their natural resources and now claim they are "people!" The polluted, River Ganges, is the first one to undergo a transgender operation and government officials have been down to...

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Funny story: A Group of Cherokees Want The Name of The Red Sea Changed

A Group of Cherokees Want The Name of The Red Sea Changed

CHEROKEE, North Carolina - There's a group of native-American's who are on the warpath in western North Carolina. The group led by Hunting Pony Tarburton recently stated to American Spotlight Magazine that they want the name of the Red Sea changed...

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Funny story: History Buffs Discover A Mohawk Totem Pole In Pennsylvania With The Likeness of A Very Famous Woman

History Buffs Discover A Mohawk Totem Pole In Pennsylvania With The Likeness of A Very Famous Woman

PITTSBURGH - A group of history enthusiasts have informed the press that they have discovered a long lost Mohawk totem pole 14 miles west of Pittsburg. The 17-foot tall totem pole was in excellent condition since experts explained that the Mohawk...

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Funny story: The Hubble Space Telescope Has Discovered Some Unbelievable Objects On The Planet Neptune

The Hubble Space Telescope Has Discovered Some Unbelievable Objects On The Planet Neptune

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - A spokesperson for The Kennedy Space Center has just informed the public about an astonishing discovery made by the Hubble Space Telescope. KSC Spokesman Virgo Coopercastle said that the telescope which was launched into...

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Funny story: President Obama Tells The North Dakota Sioux They Cannot Sell Their Gambling Casino To China

President Obama Tells The North Dakota Sioux They Cannot Sell Their Gambling Casino To China

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is having to intervene into a situation that has just arisen with the Republic of China. National Focus Magazine reports that a tribe of South Dakota Sioux who run the Pair of Dice Gambling Resort Casino located...

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Funny story: Indians caught peeing in public will be shamed on You Tube!

Indians caught peeing in public will be shamed on You Tube!

The local Indian government of Rajasthan are going on the warpath hoping to stop their inhabitants peeing and defecating in public, which can be very difficult especially as only a few of them possess a toilet! One of the tactics being used is to...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney, Arapaho Tribe Get Shooting Permissions From Government!

Dick Cheney, Arapaho Tribe Get Shooting Permissions From Government!

In Cheyenne, Wyoming today there is much celebration among the Northern Arapaho Indians and former Vice President Dick Cheney who is from the same area and was once a Wyoming Representative in the US House of Representatives. The US Fish & Wil...

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Funny story: NewSouth Books Revises History In New Version Of "Huckleberry Finn."

NewSouth Books Revises History In New Version Of "Huckleberry Finn."

NewSouth Books, a publisher located in Montgomery, Alabama, -- Ground Zero for racial tolerance-- has released a new version of Huckleberry Finn, replacing each instance of the N-word with "slave." The Spoof Magazine... ...where freeform humor goes to die. Of all the slurs... ...regarding Native Americans (and who knew there were that many,) my favorite has to be "Squaw-f--ker." Who thinks...

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Funny story: The Real Reasons Why General George Armstrong Custer and His Seventh Cavalry Were Massacred At The Battle of The Little Big Horn

The Real Reasons Why General George Armstrong Custer and His Seventh Cavalry Were Massacred At The Battle of The Little Big Horn

Noted Old West military historian Van Buren Watertree has just published his latest book entitled The Unsugarcoated Truth About George Armstrong Custer And His Seventh Cavalry Troops At The Battle of The Little Bighorn. Watertree has uncovered ten never before known facts why Custer and his Seventh Cavalry were massacred in 1876 in Montana, at what has come to be known as Custer's Last Stand.

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Funny story: Wealthiest Americans Expected to Seek Asylum with Lakota Nation to Avoid Federal Taxes

Wealthiest Americans Expected to Seek Asylum with Lakota Nation to Avoid Federal Taxes

Three years ago a delegation of four Oglala Sioux Tribe members took their Declaration of Sovereignty to Washington, D.C. declaring themselves a separate nation. While the declaration has not been formally accepted by the United States State Departme...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood In Bollywood Film Gives New Meaning To "Cowboys and Indians"

Clint Eastwood In Bollywood Film Gives New Meaning To "Cowboys and Indians"

The recently announced Bollywood movie starring Clint Eastwood and Sam Elliot has given new meaning to the term "Cowboys and Indians." The two film stars, most famous for their hard hitting westerns (Unforgiven, Pale Rider, The Good, the Bad, and th...

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Funny story: Oklahoma hit by deadly tornadoes, improving aesthetic appearance of Oklahoma and median state I.Q; Native Americans call for immigration reform

Oklahoma hit by deadly tornadoes, improving aesthetic appearance of Oklahoma and median state I.Q; Native Americans call for immigration reform

At least five hundred people have been killed in tornadoes that tore through parts of the US state of Oklahoma, officials say, dramatically improving the state's overall appearance and potentially raising its median I.Q. The storms forced road clo...

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Funny story: Pakistani Man called Stan

Pakistani Man called Stan

Great controversy surrounds a Pakistani man called Stan who runs a newsagent shop on the south side of Glasgow. Stan is being called by the locals Pakistan and before you think that racist even Stan thinks its funny. Stan is well liked in the com...

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Funny story: Amazonian Indians cause Brazilian blackout and all night sex-orgies!

Amazonian Indians cause Brazilian blackout and all night sex-orgies!

The worst blackout in the history of Brazil occurred yesterday causing chaos, havoc, pillaging, rioting, murdering, non-stop copulating in the open in Rio and Sao Paulo. The cities were completely BLACK and everybody took the opportunity to DO IT!...

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Funny story: Indian Organization Files Lawsuit To Stop The Use Of The Phrase "Red State"

Indian Organization Files Lawsuit To Stop The Use Of The Phrase "Red State"

BROKEN ARROW, Oklahoma - The Oklahoma based Coalition Helping Indians Enjoy Fairness (CHIEF) has filed a national lawsuit against the Democratic Party asking that they stop using the phrase Red State when referring to states that lean toward the Demo...

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Funny story: The NAACP Wants Washington To Drop The Redskins Name

The NAACP Wants Washington To Drop The Redskins Name

INDIAN HILLS, Colorado - The NAACP, which stands for The National Association for the Advancement of Chiefs and Papooses has sent a petition to the owner of the NFL Washington Redskins demanding that he change the name of his football team. Toby R...

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