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Funny story: Hydroxychloroquine Has Driven Trump Crazy

Hydroxychloroquine Has Driven Trump Crazy

President Donald Trump said, Monday, he's been taking the drug hydroxychloroquine daily for a week and a half. "I take it because I hear very good things about it," Trump said at the White House press conference. He continued, “Sean Hannity told me...

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Funny story: The Entire Population of China is Furious at Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn

The Entire Population of China is Furious at Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn

NEW YORK CITY – The Chinese ambassador is reporting that Sen. Marsha Blackburn has insulted and angered every man, woman, and child in the entire republic. The dishwater blonde, Blackburn, who allegedly graduated towards the bottom of her class at...

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Funny story: Frankie Howerd on the Coronavirus

Frankie Howerd on the Coronavirus

Good evening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Yes. No. Ah. Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen? Well, I mean. That's stretching it, isn't it. Be honest. Ladies and gentlemen? Don't make me laugh. Don't make you laugh either, by the sound o...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson mistakes Chinese ambassador to Britain for womble in face mask

Boris Johnson mistakes Chinese ambassador to Britain for womble in face mask

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been sharply criticized after allegedly instructing the Chinese ambassador to London to tidy up Wimbledon Common. The Beijing government has lodged an official protest. The prime minister's spokesman has yet t...

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Funny story: Hotel Prohibitions Were 'Slightly Odd'

Hotel Prohibitions Were 'Slightly Odd'

A guest staying overnight at a hotel was astonished when, after having been shown into his room by a porter, he then had his attention drawn to a notice on the bathroom door, indicating the hotel's 'strictly prohibited' items. Moys Kenwood, 56, ha...

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Funny story: Chinese rented sex dolls get "Chop Sued!"

Chinese rented sex dolls get "Chop Sued!"

A Chinese company that produced rental sex dolls for frustrated Chinese males waiting for their knackered wives to come home after working 12 hour shifts in local Beijing factories has been closed because the sex dolls were too sexy! It seems that...

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Funny story: Explosive Endings For Mrs Ling

Explosive Endings For Mrs Ling

Ginny Ling (aged 89) was a toilet cleaner, originally from Hong Kong in China. She has officially made history. At around 11:59 last night; Mrs Ling was the first human woman to give birth to an animal. She and her 20-year old Macedonian boyfrien...

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Funny story: Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Are you ready for the ultimate vacation brag? NASA Tells us that Mars will be close enough by the year 2020 that you can drive your car there in a few days time. One Chinese company bearing the Trump name, but having no relation to Donald Trump, i...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Sues Chinese Toilet Manufacturer For Trademark Violation

Donald Trump Sues Chinese Toilet Manufacturer For Trademark Violation

A toilet manufacturer in China goes by the name of Shenzhen Trump Industrial Co. Ltd. and claims it never heard of Donald Trump till 2015 when Trump became a US presidential candidate. Now the Chinese firm is facing a lawsuit, though legal experts...

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Funny story: China loses its (golf) balls!

China loses its (golf) balls!

The Chinese Communist party has gone back to the future by banning members from joining golf clubs! Mao Tse Tung, communist legend and evil dictator once lost his balls and slightly less evil dictator, Adolf H, only had one, but this has nothing to d...

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Funny story: Torture, the Chinese secret police way

Torture, the Chinese secret police way

There I was minding my own business, visiting at the Museum of the Peoples Republic, and while I was looking over a pair of rare FooManChu chop sticks, I was grabbed from and anesthetized by a whiff of Olong Tea. I awoke, groggy, my hands tied, my...

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Funny story: Screening of Chinese smog documentary cancelled due to smog

Screening of Chinese smog documentary cancelled due to smog

An open-air screening of a controversial Chinese documentary on the country's smog problem was cancelled yesterday, as the audience were unable to see the screen. Because of all the smog. "It's extremely frustrating", said the director of the film...

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Funny story: 2,000 Injured In Bradford Stampede As Taxi Driver Shouts "Taxi for Abu"

2,000 Injured In Bradford Stampede As Taxi Driver Shouts "Taxi for Abu"

A "rookie" taxi driver, who pulled up in the centre of Bradford last night at 11.30 and shouted, "Is there an Abu here?" has been suspended after 2,000 Abus were taken to Bradford Hospital A&E unit with crush injuries. First names, tradition...

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Funny story: Damien Hirst's "Ephemeral Sculpture Store" Opens in London

Damien Hirst's "Ephemeral Sculpture Store" Opens in London

Famous British artist Damien Hirst, said to be the world's wealthiest artist, has opened a small store in Soho London that was once a Chinese restaurant. He calls it his "Ephemeral Sculpture Store". It is the size of a small supermarket with all y...

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Funny story: Chinese kid isn't good at math

Chinese kid isn't good at math

A Chinese 5th grader at an elementary school in the Boston-area is apparently last in his class when it comes to math. The student, Chen Wu Zhang, was born in the United States, but his mother and father emigrated to the U.S. from China in 1999.

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Funny story: Asian Parents Locked Up For Child Abuse

Asian Parents Locked Up For Child Abuse

Two Chinese parents living in London have been sentenced to 10 years in prison after a series of accusations from their only child on 5 accounts of child abuse. Zang and Liu Ping were accused of mental imprisonment, psychological terrorism and em...

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Funny story: What's in a name?

What's in a name?

What year is it? 2014 yes, but in China it is the year of the horse. Naming a year after an animal might seem ridiculous to us but it has been tradition there for centuries. So has eating the penis of endangered big cats and snorting crushed ivory cu...

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