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Chinese rented sex dolls get "Chop Sued!"

Funny story: Chinese rented sex dolls get "Chop Sued!"

A Chinese company that produced rental sex dolls for frustrated Chinese males waiting for their knackered wives to come home after working 12 hour shifts in local Beijing factories has been closed because the sex dolls were too sexy! It seems that...

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Explosive Endings For Mrs Ling

Funny story: Explosive Endings For Mrs Ling

Ginny Ling (aged 89) was a toilet cleaner, originally from Hong Kong in China. She has officially made history. At around 11:59 last night; Mrs Ling was the first human woman to give birth to an animal. She and her 20-year old Macedonian boyfrien...

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Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Funny story: Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Are you ready for the ultimate vacation brag? NASA Tells us that Mars will be close enough by the year 2020 that you can drive your car there in a few days time. One Chinese company bearing the Trump name, but having no relation to Donald Trump, i...

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Donald Trump Sues Chinese Toilet Manufacturer For Trademark Violation

Funny story: Donald Trump Sues Chinese Toilet Manufacturer For Trademark Violation

A toilet manufacturer in China goes by the name of Shenzhen Trump Industrial Co. Ltd. and claims it never heard of Donald Trump till 2015 when Trump became a US presidential candidate. Now the Chinese firm is facing a lawsuit, though legal experts...

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China loses its (golf) balls!

Funny story: China loses its (golf) balls!

The Chinese Communist party has gone back to the future by banning members from joining golf clubs! Mao Tse Tung, communist legend and evil dictator once lost his balls and slightly less evil dictator, Adolf H, only had one, but this has nothing to d...

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Torture, the Chinese secret police way

There I was minding my own business, visiting at the Museum of the Peoples Republic, and while I was looking over a pair of rare FooManChu chop sticks, I was grabbed from and anesthetized by a whiff of Olong Tea. I awoke, groggy, my hands tied, my...

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Screening of Chinese smog documentary cancelled due to smog

Funny story: Screening of Chinese smog documentary cancelled due to smog

An open-air screening of a controversial Chinese documentary on the country's smog problem was cancelled yesterday, as the audience were unable to see the screen. Because of all the smog. "It's extremely frustrating", said the director of the film...

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2,000 Injured In Bradford Stampede As Taxi Driver Shouts "Taxi for Abu"

Funny story: 2,000 Injured In Bradford Stampede As Taxi Driver Shouts "Taxi for Abu"

A "rookie" taxi driver, who pulled up in the centre of Bradford last night at 11.30 and shouted, "Is there an Abu here?" has been suspended after 2,000 Abus were taken to Bradford Hospital A&E unit with crush injuries. First names, tradition...

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Damien Hirst's "Ephemeral Sculpture Store" Opens in London

Funny story: Damien Hirst's "Ephemeral Sculpture Store" Opens in London

Famous British artist Damien Hirst, said to be the world's wealthiest artist, has opened a small store in Soho London that was once a Chinese restaurant. He calls it his "Ephemeral Sculpture Store". It is the size of a small supermarket with all y...

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Chinese kid isn't good at math

A Chinese 5th grader at an elementary school in the Boston-area is apparently last in his class when it comes to math. The student, Chen Wu Zhang, was born in the United States, but his mother and father emigrated to the U.S. from China in 1999.

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Asian Parents Locked Up For Child Abuse

Funny story: Asian Parents Locked Up For Child Abuse

Two Chinese parents living in London have been sentenced to 10 years in prison after a series of accusations from their only child on 5 accounts of child abuse. Zang and Liu Ping were accused of mental imprisonment, psychological terrorism and em...

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What's in a name?

Funny story: What's in a name?

What year is it? 2014 yes, but in China it is the year of the horse. Naming a year after an animal might seem ridiculous to us but it has been tradition there for centuries. So has eating the penis of endangered big cats and snorting crushed ivory cu...

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Coldest Continent Turning Communist?

Funny story: Coldest Continent Turning Communist?

MCMURDO STATION, ANTARCTICA - Some American researchers stationed at Antarctica are a little concerned about the 4th research station China recently built here. "Well, for one thing, it is shaped like a UFO and it is on stilts," commented Dr. Fill...

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Chinese Moon Rover finds God's control centre on moon

Funny story: Chinese Moon Rover finds God's control centre on moon

Worried Chinese Chief Minister, Dim Sum has phoned world leaders about an "X-Box" type control console found by the Jade Rabbit Rover in a transparent building on the moon. One huge button has a safety cover on it with a Do Not Press sign on it.

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Frustrated Obama Vows to Get malfunctioning Obamacare working correctly!

Funny story: Frustrated Obama Vows to Get malfunctioning Obamacare working correctly!

After weeks of people not being able to sign up for Obamacare, the President is clearly flustered. A source who asked not to be identified says that the President peed on a telephone after he couldn't get through to sign up for himself after ten t...

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Finally Reveal The Baby's Name

Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Finally Reveal The Baby's Name

BEVERLY HILLS - Family and friends of Kim and Kanye had a field day trying to figure out what the unmarried couple was going to name their new baby girl. Well after all kinds of speculation about names that ranged from Annaquenetta to Kimkaneesha...

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New Findings in Canada About Who Discovered America

Funny story: New Findings in Canada About Who Discovered America

Newfoundland Nova Scotia: A group of US archeological students on a field trip to Canada recently visited St. Anthony, where the ruins of a small Viking village were discovered in 1960 by Norwegian archaeologists. The site is believed to be the first...

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Chinese throw iPhones at egg shop that fails to open

Funny story: Chinese throw iPhones at egg shop that fails to open

Unhappy Chinese folk today threw their iPhones at an egg store that failed to open. The store in Beijing was due to open this morning and promised to sell different types of eggs, however when it failed to open its doors the baying crown grew more an...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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