I enrolled in comedy boot camp, and it hurt! The Sarge was a jerk, always yelling and spitting when he talked, and forcing us to come up with jokes on the fly. I snuck in a recorder, just in case his abuse got too crazy and I had to sue his ass. H…
Can anyone tell me what’s going on in Ethiopia? I just saw a photo of a man cut in half, his two halves pointing a different direction! This is in the Tigray region? What is so bad that you have to bomb people in half? Kids too. I’ll admit, like…
After a crazed gunman killed 19 children and two teachers on May 24 in a Texas schoolroom, can Senate Republicans who vote against gun control and background checks also be considered accomplices? Short answer: Yes. Senate Republicans could have…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Daily Drama News Agency, has just announced that Ersatz Satire, which is the number one satire/parody website on the Internet has just issued a change of policy directive. DDNA senior reporter Cinderella St. Lam…
(NOT EDITED) Internet spoof/satire sites are dropping like flies smelling poo on the ground, and getting their feet stuck in it! Global satire writers are hitting empty walls with impunity after their greatest subject has been blown into oblivion, a…
Ten Other Things Undecided Voters Are Undecided On. 1) Eating a Filet Mignon prepared by Ina Garten, or eating bodega Spam that expired in 1997. 2) Getting passed a basketball in a game of hot potato, or getting passed an MK3 grenade. 3) Whe…
The United States has always been the home of gifted mathematicians. The outstanding contribution of our math teachers is visible at the very top. Our presidential swearing-in crowds have never been bigger, or the presidential approval ratings ever h…
The White House has just uncovered a plot to overpower our great nation. It is the Indians. No, not the red ones, but the brown ones. As a consequence, the national threat level has been raised to Brown. While the country remains polarized by th…
While thousands die from the Coronavirus by the hour, the pharma giant Big Pill is unable to release the Covid vaccine to the market. Their vaccine has successfully passed all phases of human testing. Apparently, one Director on their board is refusi…
China, always eager to better its position both economically and militarily in the world has taken the Giant Trash Pile swirling about the currents of the Pacific Ocean and made an 'amusement park' out of it. Starting by netting all the floating d...
There was a great amount of excitement from a small amount of people earlier this evening, when it was announced on satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, that the points writers are awarded for writing stories will soon be redeemable for cash values...
(Kansas City, KS) Many full, part-time, and hobbyist satire writers have left the keyboard and put away the muse for the unforeseeable future, distraught and disgusted that, no matter what they conceive and create and share, they simply cannot keep u...
The coronavirus outbreak that has ravaged New York, Miami and other major US towns and cities, has many Africans feeling very glad they do not live in America. “I am glad I live in Lagos and not in New York or one of its surrounding boroughs and...
A French skunk has been found guilty on five hundred and forty-nine of six hundred possible counts: criminal sexual act in the first degree and rape in the third degree. He was found not guilty, though, of the most serious charges, of bestiality (two...
A creepy figure creeps along the side of the long, white stone building, avoiding the lights, embracing the shadows. He was searching for the secret entrance his co-conspirators had informed him of. Finally locating it he carefully, quietly pulled it...
A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered that has begun a feeding frenzy throughout the world. The horrifying part is that it haunts the least likely of places - your local bank! This vampire is a new one for the books - it feeds n...
Save yourself the mess and the stress of making your families jack-o-lanterns this Halloween; let Vegan Zombies do it for you! Our non-brain eating team of eager un-deads are more than happy to turn their ravenous talents to scooping out the inna...
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