PHOENIX – (Satire News) - The ex-sheriff of Maricopa county, Joe Arpaio, has been soundly defeated in his second attempt to win back his sheriff’s badge.
Arpaio was noted for making his prisoners dress in pink, including socks, shirts, underwear, raincoats, and swimsuits.
Many of the nation’s leading psychiatrists noted that this showed that the 88-year-old had a very odd, deep-rooted mama’s boy-type of fetish.
One noted sex therapist from Beverly Hills said that she is 98.1% sure that “Pinky” had the same affliction as FBI director J. Edgar Hoover.
Hoover allegedly liked to dress up as Dorothy from the "Wizard of Oz", as well as Scarlett O'Hara from "Gone With The Wind".
Arpaio is very disappointed in President Trump. He puts all the blame on DJT's shoulders, because he spent so much damn time playing golf instead of campaigning for him.
The old former sheriff said losing feels awful. He smiled and said that the golfing President will find out exactly how it feels in a few more months.