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Funny story: Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio Puts The Blame For His Election Loss Totally on Donald Trump

Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio Puts The Blame For His Election Loss Totally on Donald Trump

PHOENIX – (Satire News) - The ex-sheriff of Maricopa county, Joe Arpaio, has been soundly defeated in his second attempt to win back his sheriff’s badge. Arpaio was noted for making his prisoners dress in pink, including socks, shirts, underwear,…

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Funny story: Prisons to release offenders early to prevent Coronavirus spread in US penal system

Prisons to release offenders early to prevent Coronavirus spread in US penal system

With prisons and jails in danger of becoming breeding grounds for the coronavirus, the White House has come up with a novel way of releasing criminals back into society earlier than their initial sentences demanded While not classed as parole, th...

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Funny story: How do We Improve Our Prisons?

How do We Improve Our Prisons?

"UK Prison Reform. A serious issue that needs to be taken seriously." (BBC London. 19/05/2016) Some suggestions. 1. Daily full body massages. 2. Freely available prostitutes. 3. Boxing stadiums. 4. Regular visiting entertainers like Rolf Harris or Boris Johnson. 5. Comprehensive menu prepared by Gordon Ramsay. 6. Wine, spirits and beer available with all meals. 7. Prescr...

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Funny story: Crocodile prison guards employed by Indonesian prisons!

Crocodile prison guards employed by Indonesian prisons!

To make sure their prisoners never get out alive, Indonesia has decided to employ huge crocodiles to patrol their prisons instead of the human version. Indonesia is renowned for its infamous and very strict prison regimes and once an inmate is in,...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - All Prisoners In H.M.P Isle of Wight To Be Released Into Community

Isle of Wight News - All Prisoners In H.M.P Isle of Wight To Be Released Into Community

A pill which cures prisoners of the urge to commit crimes is to be given to all inmates of H.M.P Isle of Wight. The pill's effects, which although it has to be administered daily, mean that all prisoners will remain completely law abiding as long as...

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Funny story: President Obama Arranges Astonishing Prisoner Exchange

President Obama Arranges Astonishing Prisoner Exchange

President Obama is on a roll with an all new sensational exchange arrangement. By now it's been well established that missing Teamsters kingpin Jimmy Hoffa was taken by the Taliban after vanishing from the parking lot of a restaurant in suburban Detr...

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Funny story: White House Admits Offensive 'YouTube Video' Behind Bergdahl Prisoner Swap

White House Admits Offensive 'YouTube Video' Behind Bergdahl Prisoner Swap

Washington - UN Ambassador Susan Rice made the rounds on the Sunday talk shows once again to announce that freed prisoner, Bowe Bergdahl, was released after a prisoner swap, involving five Taliban terrorists, after the Taliban threatened to relea...

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Funny story: Those Not Being Held Captive Say Prisoner Deal Bad Idea; Soldier Should Have Fought His Way Out, Like Chuck Norris

Those Not Being Held Captive Say Prisoner Deal Bad Idea; Soldier Should Have Fought His Way Out, Like Chuck Norris

THE HORROR, THE HORROR, OHIO VALLEY -- Some area residents NOT BEING HELD CAPTIVE by The Taliban said the United States made a bad decision in arranging a prisoner exchange to free a U.S. soldier who WAS BEING HELD CAPTIVE by The Taliban. "He shou...

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Funny story: President Obama Orchestrates Worst Trade in History of Trades

President Obama Orchestrates Worst Trade in History of Trades

Washington, D.C. - Most people consider the Boston Red Sox trade of future baseball god Babe Ruth for a cash loan to finance the No, No, Nanette musical to be the worst trade of all time. But No, No, Nanette, we have a new winner. Over the we...

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Funny story: Teachers Replaced By Inmates In Cost-Cutting Move After 8 Levy Defeats

Teachers Replaced By Inmates In Cost-Cutting Move After 8 Levy Defeats

HOME ROOM CONFINEMENT, BELLAIRE, OHIO -- Following the defeat of an operating levy for the eighth time in four years, the Bellaire Local School District has been forced to take the drastic measure of laying off all its high school teachers and replac...

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Funny story: Tonight There's Been A Jailbreak!

Tonight There's Been A Jailbreak!

England's prison system (which has long been described as Butlins with bars) has fucked up yet again. Back and to the Left news has never understood the point of having a open prison, isn't that just a hotel that you don't pay for? If we ran a open p...

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Funny story: Express Exclusive - Prisoners to Be Given 3D Plasma Televisions Foot Massages and Free Beer

Express Exclusive - Prisoners to Be Given 3D Plasma Televisions Foot Massages and Free Beer

Murderers, rapists, burglars and hooligans are to be given the use of chauffeur driven limousines, 72 inch 3D Plasma televisions, masseuse services, manicures and luxury holidays in 5 star hotels, a Home Office spokesperson announced this morning.

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Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Explains Why He Said No To Dancing With The Stars

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Explains Why He Said No To Dancing With The Stars

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff in America, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has said that he turned down an offer to appear as a contestant on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Sheriff "Pinky" Arpaio, received his...

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Funny story: San Quentin State Prison Announces That Once A Month They Will Bring In Pole Dancers To Entertain The Inmates

San Quentin State Prison Announces That Once A Month They Will Bring In Pole Dancers To Entertain The Inmates

MARIN COUNTY, California - A representative for The San Quentin Department of Corrections & Rehabilitation State Prison has just informed the news media of a trial program. The trial program will be implemented on Saturday, April 19, 2014. The...

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Funny story: One Out of Every 100 Americans Behind Bars

One Out of Every 100 Americans Behind Bars

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - A spokesman for the Federal Bureau of Prisons has issued a stern warning to the American Public. "It is getting darn right crowded in here," complains Warden Clarence Frapples. "You people need to start behaving and follo...

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Funny story: Popular T.V. sports reporter signs autographs and gives match comments in Prison

Popular T.V. sports reporter signs autographs and gives match comments in Prison

Stuart Hall is settling in well among the "Beasts" at Wymott prison. The brilliant football commentator is in great demand as a free soccer expert during televised football. Hall, a great raconteur and astute MC for all events says he is as happy as...

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Funny story: Radioactive Material Truck Stolen In Mexico Headed Towards Maricopa, Arizona

Radioactive Material Truck Stolen In Mexico Headed Towards Maricopa, Arizona

SAN DIEGO - United States Customs Agents have advised the Arizona state authorities to be on the look out for a late model mossy green truck that is reportedly headed for their state. Captain Lestingwood Grimwitch, 43, with the U.S. Department of...

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