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Funny story: New Mexican Bribery Treaty To Weed Out Crappy El Cheapo Dope

New Mexican Bribery Treaty To Weed Out Crappy El Cheapo Dope

Mexico/Texas Border, USA - A new US pact with the El Trumpino Bambino cartel has been proposed by the White House, to upgrade the quality of contraband Mexican narcotics. Under the proposed treaty - the Donald Trump Mexican Wall Act 2019 - US Fe...

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Funny story: Trump Giving Alaska Back To Russia For A Parade

Trump Giving Alaska Back To Russia For A Parade

To gain a more substantial toehold in the United States, (as though deciding the last election hadn’t been sufficient) Vladimir Putin generously suggested, that if Trump wanted to remain his good pal, as a gesture of friendship, he would return Alask...

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Funny story: Racists Line Up for Presidential Pardon

Racists Line Up for Presidential Pardon

Charlottesville, VA - As part of a newly announced program, hundreds of racists across the country have lined up in Charlottesville, Virginia to apply for President Trump's presidential pardon. The pardon is granted automatically. To be eligibl...

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Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio To Design Hillary's New Prison Uniform

Sheriff Joe Arpaio To Design Hillary's New Prison Uniform

BILLINGSGATE POST: The haute couture firm of Sheriff Joe Arpaio has been selected to design the prison uniform of Hillary Clinton pending her expected indictment by the Justice Department it was announced this morning by MSNBC's fashionable host, Ra...

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Funny story: Sherrif Joe Arpaio Tied To Pink Panty BDSM Ring

Sherrif Joe Arpaio Tied To Pink Panty BDSM Ring

Not that there is anything wrong with that--infamous anti-immigrant and law and order Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, was discovered to be part of a BDSM ring where he was paddled while wearing pink panties. In the ultimate irony, Sheriff Joe, or Sheriff of...

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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Says She Is Going To Outlaw French Kissing

Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Says She Is Going To Outlaw French Kissing

PHOENIX - Lame duck Governor Jan Brewer continues rolling down the track making good on her promise to leave the state in a state of disarray. The elderly governor has now informed the news media that she is going to issue a Governor's Proclamatio...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Names The Tumbleweed As The New State Flower

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Names The Tumbleweed As The New State Flower

PHOENIX - Lame duck Governor Jan Brewer has just issued a Governor's Proclamation which names the tumbleweed as the new state flower. Governor Brewer said that she just felt that it was time to replace the saguaro cactus which has been the state f...

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Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Explains Why He Said No To Dancing With The Stars

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Explains Why He Said No To Dancing With The Stars

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff in America, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has said that he turned down an offer to appear as a contestant on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Sheriff "Pinky" Arpaio, received his...

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Funny story: Arizonans Ask Lame Duck Governor Jan Brewer To Resign

Arizonans Ask Lame Duck Governor Jan Brewer To Resign

PHOENIX - It appears that many citizens of Arizona, Republicans as well as Democrats, have just about had their fill of the lame duck antics of Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer. Many are saying that it is apparent that Brewer has gone off the deep en...

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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer Now Says She Wants To Replace Arizona's Border Fence With A Border Moat

Governor Jan Brewer Now Says She Wants To Replace Arizona's Border Fence With A Border Moat

PHOENIX, Arizona - Political Salad Bar Magazine's recent edition had a feature on Arizona's lame duck governor Jan Brewer. The magazine article written by Sinclair Petaluma stated that that there has never been a more disruptive lame duck governor...

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Funny story: Arizona May Ban Facebook

Arizona May Ban Facebook

PHOENIX - The latest item on the lame duck agenda list of Governor Jan Brewer is the possibility of banning Facebook from the state. Governor Brewer spoke with American Spotlight Magazine's Lexington Waterbuck and informed him that she has receive...

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Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Is Considering Opening Up A Hot Dog Diner

Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Is Considering Opening Up A Hot Dog Diner

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The man who calls himself The Toughest Sheriff in The United States has just announced a possible business venture. Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio, who is considered to be Governor Jan Brewer's staunchest supporter and rumor...

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Funny story: President Obama Visits The Oldest Taxpayer In The United States

President Obama Visits The Oldest Taxpayer In The United States

TOLEDO, Ohio - President Obama flew into Toledo on Air Force One where he had a nice visit with Argyle Honeyhill, who just happens to be the oldest tax payer in the entire United States. Argyle who just turned 107, on March 17, said that he was th...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says He's Glad That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Will Not Seek A Third Term

Rush Limbaugh Says He's Glad That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Will Not Seek A Third Term

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Rush Limbaugh has surprised many of his fellow Republicans with his strong comments regarding Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona, who announced she will not be seeking a third term. Limbaugh speaking on his national radio talk show...

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Funny story: Arizona Bans Girl Scout Cookies

Arizona Bans Girl Scout Cookies

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer recently held a press conference where she announced that she is tired of the national news media making her out to be a She-Devil. The governor said that nothing could be farther from the truth and if anyone does not...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Texted Ellen DeGeneres During The Academy Awards And Told Her To Dress Like A Woman Instead of Like A Man

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Texted Ellen DeGeneres During The Academy Awards And Told Her To Dress Like A Woman Instead of Like A Man

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres said that she could not believe a text message she received during the Academy Award Show. The host said that during the show's third hour she received a text message from Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona. The 69-year-...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres, Jane Lynch, and Melissa Etheridge Plus 1 Million Lesbians Are Planning A Protest March In Phoenix

Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres, Jane Lynch, and Melissa Etheridge Plus 1 Million Lesbians Are Planning A Protest March In Phoenix

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Four high profile lesbians met at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club in West Hollywood to discuss the amazing anti-gay and lesbian bill that the state of Arizona has just passed. Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres are the co-organiz...

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