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Funny story: Mount Rushmore The Scene Of Huge, Unexplained Landslide

Mount Rushmore The Scene Of Huge, Unexplained Landslide

Police and emergency services in the Black Hills, South Dakota, were called out to deal with potential casualties this morning, after an incident at Mount Rushmore left the world-famous site reduced to a pile of rubble. The location is known for t...

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Points Out That Half The Dudes on Mount Rushmore Owned Slaves

Black Lives Matter Points Out That Half The Dudes on Mount Rushmore Owned Slaves

DETROIT – A spokesperson for the BLM organization, which now has over 4 million members, including 37,000 whites, has just informed the media that two out of the four presidents on Mount Rushmore were slave owners. George Washington, the nation’s...

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Funny story: Native American Indian With Dynamite Arrested At Mount Rushmore

Native American Indian With Dynamite Arrested At Mount Rushmore

It's been announced in the last few minutes, that police in the Black Hills have apprehended and arrested a man carrying a quantity of dynamite in the area of Mount Rushmore. The man was said by witnesses to be a Native American indian, and looked...

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Funny story: WTF! Roy Rogers’ Horse “Trigger” Toppled By Masked Men

WTF! Roy Rogers’ Horse “Trigger” Toppled By Masked Men

BILLINGSGATE POST: First it was Confederate generals. Next it was Christopher Columbus and Junipero Serra. Revisionist wackos are now talking about nuking Mount Rushmore, where the busts of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt were ca...

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Funny story: George Washington, as you've never seen him

George Washington, as you've never seen him

“George Washington never looked so good,” both Melania Trump and Michael “Michelle” Obummer agreed, after seeing the first U.S. president "up close and personal." "I knew he was tall," Michael said, "but I had no idea he was that big. I think he m...

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Funny story: Man Knows Nothing About US Politics

Man Knows Nothing About US Politics

A writer on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has revealed how he 'aches' to write a story on US politics, but is prevented from doing so by his complete lack of knowledge on the subject. Moys Kenwood, 54, says he knows who Donald Trump is,...

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Funny story: Harriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill

Harriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama issued an executive order today, directing US Secretary of the Treasury. Jack Lew, to replace George Washington with Harriet Tubman on the dollar bill. Harriet Tubman (1822 - 1913) was a black abolitionist,...

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Funny story: The One World Religion Begins

The One World Religion Begins

Since Pope John Paul 11 began the foundation work of building a One World Religion, the Jesuits, in obeyance to their current leader Pope Francis have been hard at work. In a significant move to bring Protestant and Catholic churches together it w...

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Funny story: Chicago Drug Dealer Uses Don Blackman Record To Travel Back In Time and Sell High Grade Marijuana to Founding Fathers

Chicago Drug Dealer Uses Don Blackman Record To Travel Back In Time and Sell High Grade Marijuana to Founding Fathers

The History of the U.S. is being rewritten by a Chicago drug dealer who discovered that spinning his copy of the record 'Heart's Desire' by groove legend Don Blackman opens a wormhole allowing him to travel back in time to the late 18th Century. S...

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Funny story: South Dakota May Have To Sell Mount Rushmore

South Dakota May Have To Sell Mount Rushmore

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - A fact finding team comprised of three South Dakota state senators recently traveled to the Black Hills town of Keystone, South Dakota. They visited the Mount Rushmore National Memorial, site of the colossal presidential s...

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Funny story: Historians to Re-Write History to be more Gay Friendly: They Start with George Washington's Unrecognized Marriage to King George III

Historians to Re-Write History to be more Gay Friendly: They Start with George Washington's Unrecognized Marriage to King George III

After failed attempts to have Sesame Street characters Bert and Ernie wedded as well as other such fictional characters as Heckle and Jeckle, Tom and Jerry, Popeye and Brutus and Larry the Leisure Suit, to himself that is, which would be really gay w...

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Funny story: Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice

Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice

(Originally published in the Feb 1797 issue of the The Satirist) A letter from Martha Washington to Abigail Adams was recently attained and transcribed by our District of Columbia chief muckraker, Richard N. Bullocks. The letter was written shortly after the election of John Adams as the second President of the United States of America. Dearest Abigail, How art thou? Congratulations...

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Funny story: For over 200 years President George Washington has owed $300,000 in fines for failing to return 2 library books

For over 200 years President George Washington has owed $300,000 in fines for failing to return 2 library books

NEW YORK: In 1934 a dusty, beaten-up ledger was found in a trash heap in the basement of the New York Society Library on E 79th St. Information revealed that on 5 October 1789 the Nation's first President had borrowed 2 books - the "Law of Nation...

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Funny story: George Washington beats the crap out of Presidents

George Washington beats the crap out of Presidents

The first human cloned DNA experiment was a success today when scientist from the institute of California cloned Ex.first president of the United States George Washington. After a week of assimilating to his new surroundings the Ex. President /...

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Funny story: King Paul senile, alleges Prince Richard

King Paul senile, alleges Prince Richard

San Antonio, Texas - His Most Christian Majesty, King Paul Emery Washington, Ruler of America, Protector of Canada, Lord of Mexico, Duke of Hawaii and the Pacific Isles, and Emperor of the Middle East, is alleged to be afflicted with Alzheimer's dise...

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Funny story: Washington's remains found at NJ construction site

Washington's remains found at NJ construction site

(AP) - Hoboken NJ: What appear to be the remains of the first U.S President have been unearthed at the site of a new Wal-Mart here. The discovery was made by backhoe operator, Nunzio Crapola., 36, who holds a PhD in Pre-Columbian Forensic Pathology f...

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Funny story: George Washington Gay

George Washington Gay

New documents found in a Mount Vernon chest prove that George Washington sucked dick. The letters were found in a chest that was tucked away in the attic of George and Martha's Mt. Vernon mansion. Most of the 180 letters were written to John Cre...

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