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Funny story: Many People are Noticing How Much Older Ivanka Trump is Looking Lately

Many People are Noticing How Much Older Ivanka Trump is Looking Lately

BEVERLY HILLS – The President's oldest daughter, Ivanka Trump, flew to Beverly Hills on Air Force One yesterday, to get a manicure and a pedicure. Several reporters remarked how old she is looking. One said that he had talked to a White House cook...

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Funny story: SpaceX Rocket To Wear A Mask

SpaceX Rocket To Wear A Mask

Cape Canaveral: Not that Elon Musk is trying to make a point with Donald Trump, (Who can?), but the Space X rocket launch was postponed, not because of raindrops, but because the rocket is being fixed with a face mask. Thinking people started ask...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Decided to Rename Air Force One

President Trump Has Decided to Rename Air Force One

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president’s chief counsel, Kellyanne Conway, has just informed the White House media about a decision that POTUS has just made. Conway informed the press that the president has decided that, after 67½ years of the presidenti...

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Funny story: Boeing offers White House “buy two get three” Air Force One deal

Boeing offers White House “buy two get three” Air Force One deal

Once again with eye on the budget, the White House has moved steadily forward on how to save the US money. Eliminating aid programs for newly-documented immigrants in housing vouchers, medicaid, and food stamps is now official. Money saved her...

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Funny story: Coming Soon: Trump Removed From Office

Coming Soon: Trump Removed From Office

When Donald Trump is removed from office for fraud, collusion, bad tweets, terrible hairdo, obstruction of justice, due to stealing his election with the help of his Russians pals, all of his judicial appointments and executive orders will have to be...

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Funny story: Trump Fires Overly Polite Secret Service Agent

Trump Fires Overly Polite Secret Service Agent

Washington, DC - A Secret Service Agent was summarily dismissed yesterday after offering Donald J. Trump assistance. The incident occurred while Trump was walking down wet slippery stairs of Air Force One. The agent offered assistance by stating,...

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Funny story: Obama forced to exit rear end of Air Force One plus no red carpet

Obama forced to exit rear end of Air Force One plus no red carpet

Mr. Obama's arrival in China for the G-20 summit was somewhat perplexing as no properly placed stairway and accompanying red carpet were supplied at the airport. State Department officials are studying this development but have dispensed with call...

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Funny story: Trump Will Make the Space Shuttle Air Force One

Trump Will Make the Space Shuttle Air Force One

New York, NY Donald Trump announced some of the changes he will make when he becomes President of the United States. "For starters, I will be replacing Air Force One. My own plane is much nicer so I think the only comparable thing the government h...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Hunts Showers On Planes

Jennifer Aniston Hunts Showers On Planes

Best thing about watching the Australian Open is the Jennifer Aniston commercial. She's cute, neat and doesn't appear to be in need of a shower. In the commercial, she is searching for the shower during a flight. No showers? This isn't an Air Emirate...

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Funny story: Ted Cruz Changes His Name To "Air Force One"

Ted Cruz Changes His Name To "Air Force One"

BILLINGSGATE POST: "I will never have a plane with my name on it," said Ted Cruz in comparing himself to rival Don Trump; "unless I am elected president and change my name to Air Force One." "EGAD FAP! KAFF KAFF!..WHEEEZ! GULP! GLUG GLUG!" Whene...

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Funny story: Air Force One Hijacked!

Air Force One Hijacked!

Top officials at the United States Department of Homeland Security have declared a national state of emergency due to the hijacking of Air Force One, the presidential airliner. In a brazen act of terror the Boeing VC-25 was commandeered by the rad...

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Funny story: New Scramjet replaces President's Scare Force One

New Scramjet replaces President's Scare Force One

Washington - A solar-powered supersonic combusting ramjet built from sustainable recycled carbon fiber and organic fairtrade hessian interior has been chosen as the new presidential runabout. The latest US Air Force acquisition will be a variant...

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Funny story: 'Fun raiser' charged with abusing kids often met with President, blew on Scare Force One

'Fun raiser' charged with abusing kids often met with President, blew on Scare Force One

Washington AC/DC - "Yeah, he always had the President's rear - no, wait! Ear!" a former White House aide commented as news of the bundler's arrest spread. The gay frights activist and perverter of young boys has been revealed as a big chum of Geor...

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Funny story: The President's clothes in disarray with sundry elephants in the room (and aboard Air Force One)

The President's clothes in disarray with sundry elephants in the room (and aboard Air Force One)

President Obama is reported seeking a hair and wardrobe advisor, who is also versatile with speech-making. The President is having problems with collars that flap up and won't stay down, assorted Bearnaise mustard stains, plus he has been glimpse...

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Funny story: President Obama Visits The Oldest Taxpayer In The United States

President Obama Visits The Oldest Taxpayer In The United States

TOLEDO, Ohio - President Obama flew into Toledo on Air Force One where he had a nice visit with Argyle Honeyhill, who just happens to be the oldest tax payer in the entire United States. Argyle who just turned 107, on March 17, said that he was th...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama and Queen Elizabeth To Visit Syria

Michelle Obama and Queen Elizabeth To Visit Syria

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Queen Elizabeth called up Michelle Obama and told her that she felt bad about England going against the United States and voting not to have anything to do with Syria. The queen remarked that she could not believe it when she sa...

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Funny story: President Obama Considering Leasing Out Air Force One To The Kardashian Family

President Obama Considering Leasing Out Air Force One To The Kardashian Family

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has been advised by a group of his advisers to consider leasing out Air Force One as a means of bringing in some much needed revenue. Vice-President Joe Biden who met with the advisers noted that 90 percent of th...

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